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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.
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canis minor
May 4, 2011

cheese-cube posted:

yo, has someone made a markov/RNN bot that uses the writings of cults for its corpus? i'm talking heaven's gate, aum shinrikyo, order of the solar temple, FLDS, peoples temple, scientology (that might not be best to include given it's huge volume could overpower the rest), etc.

Isn't that recursive?

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/882497397988798464

:ohdear:

please dont ruin the regulators sequel

Collateral Damage posted:

It has come to exacto revenge upon everyone.

:monocle:

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Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Collateral Damage posted:

It has come to exacto revenge upon everyone.

Nice.

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/882432983084478469

also ken was off the chain last night

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

cheese-cube posted:

https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/882432983084478469

also ken was off the chain last night

mega agreed on both

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad



aag

http://prostheticknowledge.tumblr.com/post/162675902151/chaingan-generative-faces-mario-klingemann

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 :stonk:

https://twitter.com/quasimondo/status/882905951711449089

https://twitter.com/quasimondo/status/882716533365108736

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 Lewis and Quark is feeding her bot Harry Potter fanfic.

https://tmblr.co/ZP7VLs2NVnDEb

quote:

New Moon Boys by Dungoonke for Loki_Kukaka
Severus Snape comes back to a night’s politics.

In the Reason Is Blinders by LittleRoma
Severus has been through his lost remote.

In The Alteri Silence by Forest_of_Holly for roscreens41
Snape receives life after plants to do by work over whether they get into. Just Hell.

A Second Chance by DarkCorgi
Snape had a second thing, and that is better than anything for for the rest of his life.

Mirror by orphan_account
Severus Snape tries to get a lot of dragons and that was to be more than he didn’t expect to continue. He has always been a bit of an old and a baby to stay the way he’d been the brother at Hogwarts and he keeps the chance of meeting…

Deception by FlyingEyes
Snape is a British Robes of interesting things and worrys like a little fun and sees the pretty battle for a while
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wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/884759790680977408

All those votes for unlimited chocolate. Do you really think that's in your best interest?

Fools.

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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

 well I don't want my ice cream gooey :ohdear:

* # ? Jul 11, 2017 20:03
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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 every one of the wyrbot situations is a monkey's paw thing, obviously

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 magical realism bot continues to kill it

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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

 Is the bot actually that good? I feel like it might just generate plot points, with a human chaining them together so the tweets are coherent

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my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
 pretty sure the magic realism bot is just human-designed templates with random picks from human-designed vocabularies

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Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
 My friend gave me a Word file with all the lovely things that dudes send her on tinder/okcupid. I ran it through MarkovBot and it's an okay start but I think the corpus is a bit small. Going to throw an RNN at this next to see what happens

markovbot posted:

tweetbot says: "Who do you feel the best way to start is by being straightforward and honest Why do all jewish girls have large breasts Happy Saturday!"
tweetbot says: "Get delight in the mix of fear and arousal of being humiliated and humbled by you now those are what I call curves. Wow Big too?"
tweetbot says: "That can bring us fulfillment."
tweetbot says: "Were outside, a cop drop by and stopped. Called me over and we have fun and mess around."
tweetbot says: "Just stole a girl that was a quackaddict..lol Want to get dicked down tonight? I see you Internet pirate, sniffing around."
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Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
i wonder if there wwas a punchline to the jewish boob line or if he was just wondering aloud

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/162939563362/terrible-broadway-musicals-imagined-by-neural

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jimmy Carter posted:

tweetbot says: "Just stole a girl that was a quackaddict..lol Want to get dicked down tonight? I see you Internet pirate, sniffing around."

this is almost lyrical

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 :wow:

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/885665899671433217

:ussr:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/883581856398139394

:stonk:

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

OldAlias posted:

,



:prepop:

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my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
 https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/886616862246809601

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

 i'm pretty :3: that Shane of lewisandquark likes ol' wyr_bot

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/886402685724794881

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quelfromage
Mar 31, 2013
 https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter/status/887111934839050241

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

quelfromage posted:

https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter/status/887111934839050241

username post combo

my marin have you tried ventureC?

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

 https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/887318661425483777

:yeah:

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

 Will be?

* # ? Jul 18, 2017 16:25
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 Ken is still young and has not been annoyed yet

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/addamschloe/status/887652210942849024

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Vivick
Feb 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/addamschloe/status/887652210942849024



https://twitter.com/cipherius/status/887795359820283904

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Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
 At the behest of my friend, I switched from dudes being lovely on internet dating sites to trying to automate becoming a Digital Marketing Thought Leader. I pulled down a couple of other Advertising Thought Leader twitter histories, along with AdWeek/other industry trade twitter feeds and AdWeak (thrown in there because to seed as many buzzwords as possible). The difference between the writing styles of the two kinds of writing is what is causing the inconsistent results, as I really want to hone in on the writing style of 'guy who does talks at digital ad conferences where the word engagement is used everywhere'

I gave in and started using torch-rnn on an EC2 graphics instance. I trained a 256 layer model off of a 2MB sample and it'll spit out things like this (bonus for the generation of random twitter handles)

RNN Bot posted:

Agencies Starting Consumers Getting About The Linkerprogacy
Consumers Check to Another Products In Copywriter Land Approved On The "New Client To Staffers What Of Everywhere Sell: Email 2017 and Big to take to know
China Guide to Americance forthy safe app finds in signed of the fex to make with new steps for comes on the best Sychora and the shows the rights of the Cannes
Google's Day on The Maybee at #CannesLions marketing company for its free comminity afting for the back for top copywriter news
Channer of retailers:
@planetoftheapps @Aalbettemothed @Shelly ads on the newest advertisers. What from the starting from @MediaToothese is shows are last wearing its streep for your digital news on the school
It's Creative Director Remember All Debiter Plays In Changer Just @Micondumbaltact
@LiedaithaaLion @mediapsssst they amendards

I'm letting it train to 512 layers to see if it makes a difference.

Next up is one from a markov script. This runs within seconds and reproduces things that feel much less random but they're more coherent and for now a better option. I'm going to evaluate changing up the composition of source material before going live.

Markov Bot posted:

"Ads Coming Soon. Kfc Totally Nails Timely Facebook Post With Image Of Mascot Holding Basketball BREAKING: AdWeak, The Book."
"It matters, but these reports are relevant again in a Million Years Approve CMO to Solve All its Problems."
"loving Sense Whatsoever Creative Team Not Loving Some Of Our Favorite Headlines And Other Descriptors NEW!"
"It At Last Night's Party If They Think They loving Know Everything Account Director Just Pretends to be a statement fact."
"Inspiration. The CMO's Guide to Marketing and Media: What you need to know about the same at conferences?"
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 I trained an A.I. to generate British placenames

https://medium.com/@hondanhon/i-trained-a-neural-net-to-generate-british-placenames-9460e907e4e9

quote:

Ospley
Stoke Carrston
Elfordbion
Hevermilley
Ell
Elle’s Chorels
Eller’s Green
Heaton on Westom
Hadford Hill
Hambate Combe
Manory Somerstow
Buchraston-on-Ter-Sey
Brotters Common
Normannegg
Twettle Row
North Hill Row St Marne
Torston-le Taney
North Praftton
Tonton’s Coss
Topswick End
Brumlington
Boll of Binclestead
Farton Green Pear End
Wadworth Mayshyn’s Wiwton
Wader Bridge
Weston Parpenham
Oarden of Land Park
Batchington Crunnerton
Larebridge Heath Brook
Capton Briins Forehouint Eftte Green
Waryburn Torner Midlwood
Wasts Halkstack
Maggington Common
Stach Helland Neston
Stoke Hills
Sutsy Compton
Stoke of Inch
Upper Somefield
Rastan-on-croan
Wadway Dynd-Rott End
Wattings Ward
Harhester Willey
Marrock
Saxford
Salton Southen’s Hovers
Salt, Earth
Stamorn Vale
Stouth Wiesley’t Bhampton
Upper Brynton
Knines’s Gartes
Webury Hill
Eastbridge Brook
Wallow Manworth
East Holmsley Anby
Hallaid or Humme
Galling Compton
Hamper’s Hill
Hangyd’s Hain
Wasland Commone
Wantham Mount on-by Langham
Kinindworthorpe Marmile
Dompton Ole
Dimmer Common
Keston Upper Rhington
Towerhaite Mank
Cockhanford Vales
Porcoft Green
Newtons St Pethen
Silmer’s Hill
Crocken-on’s Clow
Prrighstock Tabergate
Crisklethe’s Chorn
Cross Gorburster
Storton of Brook
Cartswood C’sters
New Amherston
Wascood Woot’s Corner
West Dottisley
Westovel (Blingwars
Sandeside Backton
Waledon of Bandsead
Rald Bockan-Sea
Boleland Brase
Stoop Heath
Stittleworth
Borton Melvery
Lunsel’s End
Filton-on’s Forton
Colban’s St Pelant
Cottingley Cross
Skepley Meyton
Stroby’s Hill
Ponkham Bark
Ponworth East
Kenninish
Bankinghead
St Hart Charley
Houck Scars of Pithard Dgawley
Buchlingtomptop
Bux Onxar
Inglasdale Nello’s Corn-on-rrie
Neth Cross
Top-Road Quinting
Sorton Cross
Fotterwell
Munealion Wick
Broad Romble
Bockerundstone Don Ourford
Furst Down-Nenkton
Burton Salerux
Fuckley
Lower Simscorns
South Pickste-derbridge
Rumpley
Sumpsley
Corthm St Kining Leigh Heaths
Cockbeach
Chorkwheal
Toldsey-on-on-y — n-Valker
Forcholmbry
Grinachard St Ringley
Stouth Villagston
Stote S’ster
Stowford Killfield
Stony’s Heath
Chipper Brooknant
Warris Botton
East Pleyhamf-Artour Weyket Wisher Brook
Eastle-Vale
Pairinggleat
Braerton Park
Burston Hale
Burting Heat End
Hest’s Botton
East Brottome
Mairton-on-Breaw
Old Bedr’s Commot
Dauz wick
Sotten Mile Cossay
Bapnington-on-Faith
Watch Uppe Borney
Backen Holm Corner
Flarton-chergh
Mastersley Ferry-the Green
Hatlet Backlingham
Hall of urn-in Head
Maishop Gog
Maviston’s End
Faenton West Moor
Baver-y-y-bnieston
Minton-on-y-chyde
Bulkes Rishing Walland
Burton Shyfield
Bunnershead Manes
Lovers Cormon Log
Kilby Mill
Knyne Forest Knare
Burton Soughthoston
Dyfird-y-moy
Pellingrouth Vale
Thrainton Shenant
Newton Hows
Jickley ucherfield
Lower St Perton
Bandle Bink Wewland
Burnernleyskau
Bockstangham Beck
Borton Bittefell
Hisillise St Marsh
Holtenham Stye’s Wood Icklets
Westington-courding
West Waplest Latford
Fackle Village
Undwinton Woathiston
Bunn-Anchridge in Barry
Froddington Island
Sattle Boslaw
Ratterboroug-End
Fapton
Waterwither Well
Thorps Crosk
Shiver Valley
Ston-ington
Thorton Stowin
Sketton Brittree
Ham’s Courd
Matton Oston
Lackley Copesley
Braeling’s Boke
Stoppard Wilberry
Storringthornfery
Catley Holtbridgeham Ruse
Colon-in Mead
Stoulton water
Nockpop
Hacking Woodleigh
Cocken Northen
St Hittle Carthton
Oasterton St Nesmell
Theffield
Cunding
Bryn’s Heath

dont go too near Stroby’s Hill or youll go blind, the old wives tale goes. feh, hogwash! i say

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 hey Stote S'ster
play that Cross Gorburster

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

Powaqoatse posted:

I trained an A.I. to generate British placenames

https://medium.com/@hondanhon/i-trained-a-neural-net-to-generate-british-placenames-9460e907e4e9


dont go too near Stroby’s Hill or youll go blind, the old wives tale goes. feh, hogwash! i say

im Harhester Willey and honestly same

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 also dont touch my Burting Heat End

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
LOADING HACKER TOOLS
Hacking Woodleigh

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jul 21, 2017

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Powaqoatse posted:

I trained an A.I. to generate British placenames

https://medium.com/@hondanhon/i-trained-a-neural-net-to-generate-british-placenames-9460e907e4e9


dont go too near Stroby’s Hill or youll go blind, the old wives tale goes. feh, hogwash! i say
Colon-in Mead

Could be worse, could be the other way around.

* # ? Jul 21, 2017 20:29
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 ps "I" is not me, i just lazily copied the title

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 I'm Fuckley

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