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MaxxBot posted:Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate. they would only need 3-4 inch heel lifts to do the job if zuck trades in sneakas fo real shoes, and also looks talla (he lyin)
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MaxxBot posted:Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate. Better idea: Tiny podiums.
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MaxxBot posted:Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate. 
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if someone says they're not running for president you should be able to charge them with perjury if they do... you put right on the forms that you are, and you said you're not. that's perjery baby.
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Jul 15, 2017 03:31
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Too bad he dropped out of school before finishing his thesis on standing up like a human adult
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Jul 15, 2017 03:43
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hyuk hyuk zuck zuck!
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whats the deal w/the one where he's standing around eating the plain toast and the camera lingers on him?
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Jul 18, 2017 05:48
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Zas posted:
oh look it's one of those politicians they grew out of vats in transmetropolitan
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it's from some commercial about his fully-automated robot house actually heh https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/mark-zuckerberg-eats-toast-weirdly/
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what i found most objectionable is learning he's a fan of the red hot chili peppers
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just a normal guy w/two cameras eating plain toast in my robot house
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:what i found most objectionable is learning he's a fan of the red hot chili peppers The most successful band to write only 3 or 4 songs
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I'm actually really excited for zuck. He's good-looking, charismatic, wise, tall, what more could you want?
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Jul 18, 2017 06:38
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i do not get the point of all of these pictures of him
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Jose posted:i do not get the point of all of these pictures of him A) that we're posting them B) that he's posing for them C) both
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Jul 18, 2017 07:21
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B.
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yeah  you got me
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so yeah, of course, the reason he's doing this is he's running for president. but it's not just about the photographs, which are secondary, but the actual meet-and-greets with the ordinary folks, repeated thousands of times, which builds the network (zuck is all about social networks right???) he needs in the future. i'm sure he's pleasant enough in person, as politicians usually are. one-on-one they have a way of drawing you in. now he runs for prez in the future, and all of those people will remember and think "oh yeah, mark zuckerberg, he was really nice." and they'll tell their friends and family that. not guaranteed to work, of course, but it doesn't hurt!
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is there a good link containing all of the various suckerberg pictures?
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I'm the bad posture, and also the dad jeans stuck in the left shoe. Please someone give this man a wedgie.
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Jose posted:is there a good link containing all of the various suckerberg pictures? click that question mark under fits my needs avatar
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If he's going to great lengths to control his image was "awkward nerd cyborg who stole facebook" his intent? Is the only part of his image he cares about how tall he is relative to normal humans?
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Taintrunner posted:oh look it's one of those politicians they grew out of vats in transmetropolitan The Zuck looks like a Randomly generated Eldar Scrolls character.
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You know how you feel when you think of the genocide of the natives, the enslavement of the blacks, Great Britain's treatment of Irish people and The Pajeets? How about when you read of the sorts of things that the USSR did to the peasant farmers? A mere 50 years after the Civil Rights Act ended racism in the United States, it is so unacceptable to be racist that even an accidental racial slur at the wrong time can result in complete and utter career and social destruction. I truly believe that mere decades after Incel Rights bills are passed, the sort of things that normies currently say to us here will be so horrible and wrong as to be simply unthinkable.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:clarify yeah
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https://twitter.com/20committee/status/888021280666132480 lmao
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Pomp posted:You know how you feel when you think of the genocide of the natives, the enslavement of the blacks, Great Britain's treatment of Irish people and The Pajeets? How about when you read of the sorts of things that the USSR did to the peasant farmers? A mere 50 years after the Civil Rights Act ended racism in the United States, it is so unacceptable to be racist that even an accidental racial slur at the wrong time can result in complete and utter career and social destruction. where did this beauty come from? the layers upon layers of meaning it contains are fascinating
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To cuck the Zuck you would have to bang a homely asian chick, what a sacrifice.
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I'm cuckoo for Zuccao puffs!
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oliwan posted:I'm the bad posture, and also the dad jeans stuck in the left shoe. He doesn't have bad posture, he's just doing contrapposto in an attempt to emulate classical sculpture.
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He should run as a republican with Richard Burr as his running mate so they could use Zuck Dick 2020 as their campaign slogan.
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president zuck attempts to smoke human food https://www.facebook.com/zuck/videos/10103911836230631/ Apparently there is no amount of money on earth that can buy a media consultant capable of coaching him out of adolescent awkwardness Zeris has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Jul 25, 2017 |
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*leaps out of chair, scrambling and nearly falling over furniture to charge out of front door* *takes breath as if to speak, while every single person on the block simultaneously says "WELL I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE"* *throws arms into the air, lets them fall to sides, trudges back into home, defeated*
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*at the zb* Zuck my Zucker you insubstantial weenie.
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