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Anne Whateley posted:(the pee hole is not the same as the sex hole) they are if you're a dude I dunno if it can lead to sterility in dudes either though and I'm still pretty sure they're not contagious (e: just saw your edit)
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Holy gently caress, we NEED some sort of follow-up to that cheating one. Wow. gently caress that I want to hear about the Goon who can't piss good.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 15:32 |
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Guy who finds other people hard to take: become self employed, and do a job you can do solo: nothing reduces stress like not having to go to meetings, or being answerable to or in charge of other people. Also, get up in people's poo poo and be really confrontational if they have a lovely attitude, especially if it's nothing to do with you. Of course, I live in the UK, people here are a) pretty passive and b) mostly unarmed. If you live somewhere quicker on the trigger, you might need a different plan.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 15:49 |
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loquacius posted:I dunno if it can lead to sterility in dudes either though and I'm still pretty sure they're not contagious It can if it's untreated and spreads in that direction and you fail a few saving rolls.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 16:12 |
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curufinor posted:Read more Herbert Simon and Gerd Gigerenzer
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 17:17 |
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shut up bitch
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 17:41 |
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Anne Whateley posted:UTIs are treated with super basic antibiotics that are like $5. If they aren't treated, it doesn't lead to infertility (the pee hole is not the same as the sex hole) as much as it goes to your kidneys, destroys them, and eventually kills you if your body can't fight it off. This is a problem I (a guy) have, and I take an antibiotic every day as a prophylactic, plus another drug to loosen me up. I will probably need surgery again in the next few months (hey free month off work!). The worst is when the bacteria sneaks up the ureter into a kidney, as my prophylactic doesn't actually reach there, so then I have much terribleness. Kidney infections don't tend to show up on normal bacteriological tests either so quite often the docs make me wait until I'm super sick before they prescribe me new drugs that will actually help me. There's been a couple of infections where it's been resistant to all but one antibiotic as well, which is very dodgy. So that's my life! Hopefully I will still have both kidneys in 5 years but I doubt it.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 17:53 |
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Cheating wife is fake. Who gets along so well with their work friends that they both know your wife by sight, would commiserate with you about a divorce, and would follow them around for you like an unpaid private eye?
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VanSandman posted:Cheating wife is fake. Who gets along so well with their work friends that they both know your wife by sight, would commiserate with you about a divorce, and would follow them around for you like an unpaid private eye? I've had work friends that could and would do this for me but not many
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:31 |
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loquacius posted:I've had work friends that could and would do this for me but not many
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:37 |
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One of my closest friends I met at work. If she saw someone I was with with someone else she may even go fight her unprompted.
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VanSandman posted:Cheating wife is fake. Who gets along so well with their work friends that they both know your wife by sight, would commiserate with you about a divorce, and would follow them around for you like an unpaid private eye? looks like you need better friends, friend.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:38 |
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Yeah seriously. I'd do it for my work friends, too. Also confessor. You write your daughter is a star and your boys are the light of your life. If that is true, making sure your soon to be ex will never see them again, as you plan, may be the worst thing you can do. I guarantee your kids will suffer from this way more than you two adults. Remember: if you deny the mother contact with her kids, you also deny your kids contact with their mom...
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:46 |
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I usually take the cheating spouse stories at face value because 1) This thread serves as an outlet for anger and helps relieve your thirst for vengeance if you've been cheated on and 2) If the story is actually true then the confessor has an opportunity to vent and fantasize about how he or she is totally going to gently caress over the cheater. I'd much rather them get it off their chests in here, read what they wrote (and our responses to it), and think "holy crap maybe all those bad things are not a good idea after all! I sound like a psycho!" Also, to answer the question "who has work friends who would do that," all you have to do is ask a work friend who's been cheated on before. poo poo, you probably don't even need to ask--we tend to band together in times of marital crisis I'd sure as poo poo help even a work acquaintance because cheaters suck poo poo and deserve to be caught red-handed.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:46 |
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The cheating wife got therapy but now the cucked angry husband needs therapy too
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:00 |
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got any sevens posted:The cheating wife got therapy but now the cucked angry husband needs therapy too *makes a note for your file* Interesting.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:06 |
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got any sevens posted:The cheating wife got therapy but now the cucked angry husband needs therapy too Needs more DrGetout
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:35 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Second the Gigerenzer recommendation from this effortpost, robot goon. Satisficing is great. Kahnemann put a couple of disses to Gigerenzer in his fake Nobel (Nobel Economics) prize speech, which is great. Not many people get dissed in one of those My boss in undergrad for my part time job, his advisor was Tversky, so lol
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RFC2324 posted:Needs more DrGetout Dr GetOut is on my work computer unfortunately, lets say he chilled out with a nice cognac...
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sneakyfrog posted:Dr GetOut is on my work computer unfortunately, lets say he chilled out with a nice cognac... Yoink Thanks!
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:01 |
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Piss problem goon, buy a dog, call it Ladybird, and stop being such a giblet head
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I usually take the cheating spouse stories at face value because 1) This thread serves as an outlet for anger and helps relieve your thirst for vengeance if you've been cheated on and 2) If the story is actually true then the confessor has an opportunity to vent and fantasize about how he or she is totally going to gently caress over the cheater. I'd much rather them get it off their chests in here, read what they wrote (and our responses to it), and think "holy crap maybe all those bad things are not a good idea after all! I sound like a psycho!" This response was entirely too reasonable.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:46 |
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Transdad--don't worry, you only have to deal with your daughter one more year. They'll eventually leave and cut off all contact with you if they're smart and you'll have regrets and a hole in the heart for the rest of your life, which is actually more than you deserve. Cheating Wife goon--pretty much the same as above; ruin your wife's life and your kids, especially the older ones will come to resent you for it. Then you'll have no kids AND no wife!
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:50 |
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I got work enemy's who absolutely call me if they saw my wife cheating on me and send pictures just to hurt me while feigning pity.
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LingcodKilla posted:I got work enemy's who absolutely call me if they saw my wife cheating on me and send pictures just to hurt me while feigning pity. This is a thing at both workplaces, and fraternities (for you college goons).
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LingcodKilla posted:I got work enemy's who absolutely call me if they saw my wife cheating on me and send pictures just to hurt me while feigning pity. Lmao
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 00:53 |
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Cheating wife goon, you'll do nothing. Of course you know that which is why you sat on your phone getting updates while some guy hosed your wife instead of getting up and doing something about it. At this point just file an amicable divorce, sounds like she'll let you have the kids and house and she'll stay at the new guys place.
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tesilential posted:Cheating wife goon, you'll do nothing. Of course you know that which is why you sat on your phone getting updates while some guy hosed your wife instead of getting up and doing something about it. At this point just file an amicable divorce, sounds like she'll let you have the kids and house and she'll stay at the new guys place.
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tesilential posted:Cheating wife goon, you'll do nothing. Of course you know that which is why you sat on your phone getting updates while some guy hosed your wife instead of getting up and doing something about it. At this point just file an amicable divorce, sounds like she'll let you have the kids and house and she'll stay at the new guys place.
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 01:46 |
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tesilential posted:Cheating wife goon, you'll do nothing. Of course you know that which is why you sat on your phone getting updates while some guy hosed your wife instead of getting up and doing something about it. At this point just file an amicable divorce, sounds like she'll let you have the kids and house and she'll stay at the new guys place. Ha! This is fantastic.
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 02:13 |
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The best part is im sure the coworker was actually the guy bangin' his wife with a second buddy taking the pics.
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 02:14 |
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Cheating wife goon, you should probably talk things over with your wife and possibly try couples counseling. Yeah, divorce is probably unavoidable. But you seem hell bent on revenge, and that'll just gently caress up your kids' lives. All three of them. You care about your kids, but trying to ruin their mom's life is just going to be extremely hard on them, even harder than a regular divorce would be. I know you're pissed at her (rightfully so), but you gotta think about what's best for the kids. I would recommend trying to calmly talk to your wife about things. Try to avoid a bigass argument, especially if the kids are home. E: also keep in mind she likely is pretty unhappy in the marriage and would probably be willing to divorce, you likely don't need to go down the whole ruining lives thing. Get a peaceful divorce and do your best to make sure the kids get to see plenty of both of you. Your teenage daughter will want advice and guidance from her mom since puberty is a bitch, and your twins are only loving 4 years old and desperately need both parents in their lives during these developmental years. CodfishCartographer fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jul 22, 2017 |
# ? Jul 22, 2017 05:49 |
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Would not have happened if the husband had a gun
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# ? Jul 22, 2017 06:04 |
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VanSandman posted:Cheating wife is fake. Who gets along so well with their work friends that they both know your wife by sight, would commiserate with you about a divorce, and would follow them around for you like an unpaid private eye? Somebody in my office went on a weird Facebook stalk of my girlfriend and even more bizarrely told me about it. I got her to lock that poo poo down PDQ after that.
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VanSandman posted:Cheating wife is fake. Who gets along so well with their work friends that they both know your wife by sight, would commiserate with you about a divorce, and would follow them around for you like an unpaid private eye? It reads as pretty fake. Even trashy rear end bars wouldn't let you finger bang some chick in them that openly. Hell bartenders at those places live for opportunities to throw people out for that
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Aesop Poprock posted:It reads as pretty fake. Even trashy rear end bars wouldn't let you finger bang some chick in them that openly. Hell bartenders at those places live for opportunities to throw people out for that Lol. That's the most real part about the whole story.
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LingcodKilla posted:Lol. That's the most real part about the whole story. I don't think I've ever been to a dive bar where the pissed off bartenders don't relish kicking people's asses to the curb for any reason whatsoever
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Aesop Poprock posted:It reads as pretty fake. Even trashy rear end bars wouldn't let you finger bang some chick in them that openly. Hell bartenders at those places live for opportunities to throw people out for that Aesop Poprock posted:I don't think I've ever been to a dive bar where the pissed off bartenders don't relish kicking people's asses to the curb for any reason whatsoever lol, if the Blue Oyster Club has "DO NOT LET FINGERBLAST" written on a grimy polaroid of you.
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Lol if they don't have one of you scrub rear end nerd boy
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armchairyoda posted:lol, if the Blue Oyster Club has "DO NOT LET FINGERBLAST" written on a grimy polaroid of you. mods change my name to DO NOT LET FINGERBLAST pls
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