|
Needing every mouthful to be swimming in mayonnaise is 100% grounds for divorce and the judge should grant her every cent of their combined assets
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 02:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 12:51 |
|
|
Intruder posted:Needing every mouthful to be swimming in mayonnaise is 100% grounds for divorce and the judge should grant her every cent of their combined assets I read a story, possibly made up, where a man successfully divorced his wife back in the days before no fault divorce where his reason was all she would ever make was split pea soup, and he filed for divorce where after begging her to change it up and make a sandwhich she poured split pea soup on bread and gave it to him.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:01
|
|
|
Barudak posted:I read a story, possibly made up, where a man successfully divorced his wife back in the days before no fault divorce where his reason was all she would ever make was split pea soup, and he filed for divorce where after begging her to change it up and make a sandwhich she poured split pea soup on bread and gave it to him. hahaha
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:03
|
|
|
Pick posted:yes. that man has a lack of feelings. he will someday get fat and not think it's a problem when he does it. he will probably rape someone, if he hasn't already. Well, I respect the consistency.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:03
|
|
|
Drunk Nerds posted:
If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was fanfiction
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:05
|
|
|
Barudak posted:I read a story, possibly made up, where a man successfully divorced his wife back in the days before no fault divorce where his reason was all she would ever make was split pea soup, and he filed for divorce where after begging her to change it up and make a sandwhich she poured split pea soup on bread and gave it to him. haha 
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:08
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:you can't move that; that's a load-bearing intern lmao
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:21
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:Oh man you haven't been in the job market for a few years huh It's this. The job market is a Kafkaesque hellscape where this story is plausible.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:27
|
|
|
speaking of pea soup, we have a so-called "italian salad" in denmark that's basically mayonnaise + peas + bits of carrot. green white red, like the flag yeah? idk when it was invented, but at my great grandparents 50th annivessary in like 1933 or something, anyway the local guy with the van drove them to the party & so obv he was invited in cause it was a small town & it would be mean to leave him outside. anyway he ate all the decorative italian salad with a spoon and asked for more "stewed peas" as he thought they were. how they laughed at the poor prole. hard enough that the story has survived almost a hundred years
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:28
|
|
|
Barudak posted:I read a story, possibly made up, where a man successfully divorced his wife back in the days before no fault divorce where his reason was all she would ever make was split pea soup, and he filed for divorce where after begging her to change it up and make a sandwhich she poured split pea soup on bread and gave it to him. I hope it's real
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:38
|
|
|
Barudak posted:I read a story, possibly made up, where a man successfully divorced his wife back in the days before no fault divorce where his reason was all she would ever make was split pea soup, and he filed for divorce where after begging her to change it up and make a sandwhich she poured split pea soup on bread and gave it to him. He just couldn't give peas a chance. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:41
|
|
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:He just couldn't give peas a chance.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:41
|
|
|
Powaqoatse posted:speaking of pea soup, we have a so-called "italian salad" in denmark that's basically mayonnaise + peas + bits of carrot. green white red, like the flag yeah? i've had a couple beers so at first i thought "green white red" was referring to the danish flag, and i was like what the gently caress, is there green hidden in the dannebrog somewhere
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:43
|
|
|
Koyaanisgoatse posted:i've had a couple beers so at first i thought "green white red" was referring to the danish flag, and i was like what the gently caress, is there green hidden in the dannebrog somewhere yea ha no green unless its been in the cellar too long & gotten a bit moldy
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:44
|
|
|
Koyaanisgoatse posted:i've had a couple beers so at first i thought "green white red" was referring to the danish flag, and i was like what the gently caress, is there green hidden in the dannebrog somewhere The green is for the something rotten in the Kingdom of.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:44
|
|
|
god sake the green is italian! the whole color scheme is italian!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:48
|
|
|
Hey people eat hot dish, people will eat anything
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:48
|
|
|
oh man, i just found out that libya's flag isn't solid green anymore
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:51
|
|
|
Intruder posted:Hey people eat hot dish, people will eat anything yea i just my bourgeois family has told a story for a 100 years about their driver eating mayonnaise and thinking it was stewed peas like the dumbass prole he was.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 03:54
|
|
|
Drunk Nerds posted:I just skipped 20 pages, so I apologize if this has been brought up, but has anyone else noticed that Mirthless' posting has taken a sharp upturn? I actually go "oh, here's Mirthless, I'll slow down and read this because it's probably a hot/funny take." He's started taking/stopped taking something plus we've had a string of imitators that cropped up in his absence but all lacked that certain je ne sais quoi
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 04:05
|
|
|
fruit on the bottom posted:He's started taking/stopped taking something plus we've had a string of imitators that cropped up in his absence but all lacked that certain je ne sais quoi I've been steadily terrible, however.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 04:16
|
|
|
maskenfreiheit posted:i interned at a bay area company during my phd. i made 7500 a month, got a free laptop, and had a free corporate apartment overlooking the bay bridge. Oh, I wasn't imagining a living salary, but I guess the story doesn't rule it out. The word "intern" just makes me imagine they were working for ramen and job experience...for three years. The bay area computer-y PhD candidates I know worked as founders, advisors, contractors, or house-spouses. Or maybe they were all interns and lied to me because they could tell I'd flip out like an idiot over that title.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 04:51
|
|
|
dont worry doc. maskenfreiheit uses tor every day for some creepy reason so theres no need to actually engage
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 04:54
|
|
|
Doc Hawkins posted:Oh, I wasn't imagining a living salary, but I guess the story doesn't rule it out. The word "intern" just makes me imagine they were working for ramen and job experience...for three years. he's living paycheck-to-paycheck and even the non-intern staff are so poorly paid that the execs don't think they could find anyone else who'd agree to their salary so the situation is more like you're thinking than the deece six figgies intern
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:00
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:he's living paycheck-to-paycheck and even the non-intern staff are so poorly paid that the execs don't think they could find anyone else who'd agree to their salary so the situation is more like you're thinking than the deece six figgies intern Right! I forgot the crux of the story!  
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:02
|
|
|
for the complete startup picture couple this OP with the one about the twenty-year-old CEO boyfriend who was sticking New York penthouse suite vacations that'd make normal people want to puke on the expense account every week
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:06
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:for the complete startup picture couple this OP with the one about the twenty-year-old CEO boyfriend who was sticking New York penthouse suite vacations that'd make normal people want to puke on the expense account every week what was that hosed up story about the app that was funded by some son of a rich guy. app was a idk instagram clone? offices in london, when money started to run out he went to like ibiza but told his employees to literally sleep in tents in the office. also theres a picture i think where he throws a baguette at his dad (the main investor)??
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:11
|
|
|
Powaqoatse posted:what was that hosed up story about the app that was funded by some son of a rich guy. app was a idk instagram clone? offices in london, when money started to run out he went to like ibiza but told his employees to literally sleep in tents in the office. also theres a picture i think where he throws a baguette at his dad (the main investor)?? I think Vanity Fair covered that, article owned
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:11
|
|
|
their bios are always good and w/e but VF really shines when one of their writers gets the "hey let's write about this fuckin idiot" proposal greenlit
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:12
|
|
|
oh poo poo yeah "fling". started out as an instagram but turned into a porn thing dudes not on coke at all http://nordic.businessinsider.com/how-fling-social-media-app-died-2016-11?r=US&IR=T
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:13
|
|
|
Pick posted:their bios are always good and w/e but VF really shines when one of their writers gets the "hey let's write about this fuckin idiot" proposal greenlit i love big takedowns of people who deserve it like that
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:14
|
|
|
I cannot help but giggle every time I think the phrase "load-bearing intern", it's in the none pizza with left beef category in my brain now
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 05:57
|
|
|
Something, something, a microcosm of the global economy.
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:06
|
|
|
The opposite of Krav Maga guy Me [26] with my wife [27], she's lost a lot of weight and now I'm not nearly as attracted to her. quote:So my wife and I have been together for 6 years now and she's always been, well, big. Personally, though, I am much more attracted to more filled out women. Not necessarily fat, but well proportioned and large. (Tall, wide hips, big boobs and butt). Also this comment quote:
30 lbs of SKIN?!  e: I don't know maybe skin weighs more than I think, the comment above it mentions 40 lbs of skin Intruder fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jul 22, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:06
|
|
|
they probably take the subcutaneous fat etc with it. like you cant just scrape it off, you gotta pull some out & make a cut w whatevers under there basically not really, but kinda. dozens of pounds of skin tho is a lot i think yeah
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:09
|
|
|
stitch it together and make a whole extra person
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:11
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:stitch it together and make a whole extra person "Your poison skin is making heaven too crowded!"
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:12
|
|
|
ask for it back and cure it on a wooden rack in your back yard
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:12
|
|
|
A Wizard of Goatse posted:stitch it together and make a whole extra person skin golem, p. 224 in the monsters manual
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:18
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 12:51 |
|
|
skin's largest organ in your body your liver's only your largest internal organ
|
|
#
?
Jul 22, 2017 06:19
|
|
