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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Look you can’t pass up on a good NY burger so what if it’s technically 7 years and 8 days old.

gently caress it here’s some content. From #4





God Secret Wars and the years Hickman spent working on it leading up to it was so drat good. But I am still really salty that Phoenix Scott was owned so utterly. That and the vagueness as to how he could have even become the Phoenix is weird as well, but I'm glad Hickman ignored any possible references to when Bendis made Scott the Phoenix.

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


I feel like we only saw the tip of whatever X-Iceberg Hickman had in his mind.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It feels like Marvel's just been spinning its wheels since Secret Wars. :\

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Secret Wars was a great jumping-off point.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Endless Mike posted:

Look at these dumbass Kree Sentinels punching Ben instead of shrooming him

Sentries, not Sentinels! :rant: :spergin:

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Honestly I think Secret Wars was pretty good but honestly all the spinoffs were so great I think they eclipsed the actual event.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Lurdiak posted:

Secret Wars was a great jumping-off point.

I know I've said this before, but that's where the grand story ended for me.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

This was my favorite What If...?

Second favorite was this:



Sue Storm = (wo)Man Thing

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
She-Thing is an actual... well, thing, I thought.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



She-Thing was a character yeah, but it wasn't Sue.

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.

Ferrule posted:

This was my favorite What If...?

Second favorite was this:



Sue Storm = (wo)Man Thing

What if they all had the same power?
*Panel of the four of them clearly not having the same power*

Adnor
Jan 11, 2013

Justice for Daisy

Toshimo posted:

What If... owns.

See also:


That would be a short What If, he'd only brainwash everyone and make them forget the X-Men existed.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Adnor posted:

That would be a short What If, he'd only brainwash everyone and make them forget the X-Men existed.

No, he'd just send a third team, which is what the actual story was eventually retconned into being.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Skwirl posted:

No, he'd just send a third team, which is what the actual story was eventually retconned into being.

I like the part where Cyclops sends his brother in to die and then still recruits another team of Teenagers With Attitude to probably get killed off, too.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Cyclops was always an rear end in a top hat.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Toshimo posted:

Cyclops was always an rear end in a top hat.
Absolutely This.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



He was Always Right

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Endless Mike posted:

He was Always Right

Cyclops was never wrong. He was just an rear end in a top hat about it sometimes.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
This is probably the wrong thread for this but I like Grant Morrison so if it had been posted anywhere I'd have chosen here: does anyone have the page from Seven Soldiers where All-Beard and No-Beard find the great treasure of the subway and it's literally "just" a die (that they know of) and one of them is like "evens you die, odds 'tis I"? Or has someone posted it here previously, ideally :shobon:

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Cyclops was never wrong. He was just an rear end in a top hat about it sometimes.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Magneto had some valid points

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Red Skull made a lot of sense if u think about it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Cyclops was never wrong. He was just an rear end in a top hat about it sometimes.

So Cyclops is Walter, then I guess Wolverine is the Dude and Colossus is Donnie.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Eh, I'd say Iceman is more Donnie.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

David D. Davidson posted:

Eh, I'd say Iceman is more Donnie.

"Shut the gently caress up Bobby you're out of your element!"

*camera pans out to reveal they're standing in a desert, roll snare drum*

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Open Marriage Night posted:

The best part is that it wasn't a bribe. Owen was hungry and Miles provides a moldy burger. Doom treated Owen like a tool, Miles treated him like a person, and that changed everything. The Spider-Men are the ones that get through to Valeria and Owen while everyone else punches it out. Panther/Doom and Richards/Doom were amazing, but Peter and Miles practically sealed the deal without throwing a punch.

I wish I could post it but the other best part was how loving happy Owen looked eating that old burg. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Billzasilver posted:

I wish I could post it but the other best part was how loving happy Owen looked eating that old burg. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

I posted it on the funny panels thread. And while Doom did treat Owen as a tool, It was Owen's plan to make Doom the Destroyer and have Doom kill the other versions of himself for power.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Endless Mike posted:

He was Always Right

Well, unless it involved a relationship with a woman. Then he's always wrong.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

It was Owen's plan to make Doom the Destroyer and have Doom kill the other versions of himself for power.
Molecule Man is a big fan of the lesser works of Jet Li.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“NorgLyle”" post="“474693529”"]
Molecule Man is a big fan of the lesser works of Jet Li.
[/quote]

The One is a great loving movie.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The One is a great loving movie.

He had to have been referring to some other Jet Li movie. I mean, for a second I thought he meant that movie with DMX, but then I remembered it can't be that because Jet Li fights The Chairman's Nephew (Mark Dacascos) in that one.

I still remember when I saw the ad for The One and thinking "Jet Li vs. Jet Li? Is this that Rapture fundies keep talking about?"

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jul 25, 2017

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


The One is not as bad as War, which...good god, y'all.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop
The One proved, at least to me, that Let Li is nobody's bitch, and in fact we're his bitches.

That Jet Li doesn't need to know us, and that we only need to know him.

That's why The One is awesome.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Doc Hawkins posted:

The One is not as bad as War, which...good god, y'all.

What was it good for?



Absolutely nothing.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

C. Everett Koop posted:

What was it good for?



Absolutely nothing.

Say it again!

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Choco1980 posted:

Say it again!


C. Everett Koop posted:

What was it good for?



Absolutely nothing.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-bA9FYB8HY

you all

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
baby got back

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Punkin Spunkin posted:

baby got back

Unlikely, Anaconda isn't in that issue.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
War Thor. His beard is made of rage.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Aug 1, 2017

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