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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
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Buglord
Man, I just learned that boring indie band "the slants" ran a whole supreme court case to make it so it was possible to trademark racist slurs? gross.

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Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

donoteat posted:

tweeter is a dudette, writer is a dude

Who gives a poo poo? Are you living in a previous century before the word, "guy" became gender-neutral? What if I misgender the author of a medium that has no gender, my pearls!

I am actually a skeletal motorcyclist, please respect that.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Man, I just learned that boring indie band "the slants" ran a whole supreme court case to make it so it was possible to trademark racist slurs? gross.

They were actually Asian men though right? They had every right to appropriate slurs used against them for profit.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Man, I just learned that boring indie band "the slants" ran a whole supreme court case to make it so it was possible to trademark racist slurs? gross.

Yep, and now we're stuck with the Redskins until they voluntarily change their name.

Farchanter
Jun 15, 2008

Al Borland Corp. posted:

They were actually Asian men though right? They had every right to appropriate slurs used against them for profit.

It does mean that we're stuck with "Washington Redskins" in perpetuity, so that bites.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

haveblue posted:

Yep, and now we're stuck with the Redskins until they voluntarily change their name.

Luckily as an Eagles fan we're much like Andrew Jackson in that they're not much threat to us.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I want to buy a Washington Gun Takers jersey and shoot it.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Al Borland Corp. posted:

They were actually Asian men though right? They had every right to appropriate slurs used against them for profit.

They are, but they didn't get the law just changed for themselves.

donoteat
Sep 13, 2011

Loot at all this bullshit.
Who lets something like this happen?

Post 9-11 User posted:

Who gives a poo poo? Are you living in a previous century before the word, "guy" became gender-neutral? What if I misgender the author of a medium that has no gender, my pearls!

I am actually a skeletal motorcyclist, please respect that.

to clarify i have had an epiphany between my previous clarification of who wrote the article and who tweeted it and i have now adopted the "good burger" attitude towards the gender-appropriateness of the word "dude"

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

gently caress Jill Stein.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Here's a little something odd:


TLDR -- the co-founder of the company that commissioned the Trump dossier (of piss tape infamy) is either going to no-show or plead the fifth in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, because ???.

Probably because if you don't have any direct political aspirations or testimony so important that getting thrown in jail for a few years for making it would still be a net positive, you would be an absolute moron to do anything else but plead the 5th.

Look at it from that guy's perspective: testifying means the GOP members will be able to make him answer questions about his opposition research methods/connections and if he has a misstatement or brain fart he could be facing a perjury charge. The chance to publicly clown on trump just isn't worth it.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Buglord

donoteat posted:

to clarify i have had an epiphany between my previous clarification of who wrote the article and who tweeted it and i have now adopted the "good burger" attitude towards the gender-appropriateness of the word "dude"

Using male gendered words as the assumed default isn't exactly a new thing goodburger came up with. "male is default" is a pretty standard idea in our language and culture.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Prester Jane posted:

A minor quibble but I disagree rather strongly that there is a high probability of there being a "Chinese century". China has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge problem looming on the horizon with having tens of millions more men than women. That many hopeless young men who have no real opportunity to participate in society in the way that humans are biologically programmed to is going to have pretty severe consequences on down the line. I fully expect that China is going to be dealing with its very own China sized version of incels and the alt-right within probably the next 10-15 years or so.

While the "Chinese century" is very overstated but their largest problem is pollution and environmental damage trying to catch up to the West's standard of living. The women-men ratio problem is vastly over stated; anyone of importance in Chinese society is going to have no problem finding a wife. All the way down to NCO's in the military. You still have something like 660 million women for 675 million men.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Using male gendered words as the assumed default isn't exactly a new thing goodburger came up with. "male is default" is a pretty standard idea in our language and culture.

As a Dudeist the pronoun "dude" is simply not gendered. Anyone can be a dude.

http://dudeism.com/whatisdudeism/

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Raenir Salazar posted:

While the "Chinese century" is very overstated but their largest problem is pollution and environmental damage trying to catch up to the West's standard of living. The women-men ratio problem is vastly over stated; anyone of importance in Chinese society is going to have no problem finding a wife. All the way down to NCO's in the military. You still have something like 660 million women for 675 million men.

Doesn't that actually somewhat amplify the gender imbalance problem? Having millions of men who also happen to be low socioeconomic class, with all the misery and bleakness that comes with it, that on top of that also numerically cannot find anyone to form a stable family life with just sounds like a recipe for really bad times. Not that it is going to be THE single factor underlying anything and everything, but it really sounds like that would definitely be cranking up the temperature of the pressure cooker a few degrees all by itself.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Using male gendered words as the assumed default isn't exactly a new thing goodburger came up with. "male is default" is a pretty standard idea in our language and culture.

At least English language makes it pretty easy to use gender-neutral terms (unfortunately getting people to do it is a whole other story). Try doing that for languages where even objects have grammatical genders. I can't think of ANY gender neutral pronouns in Portuguese.

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

bird food bathtub posted:

Doesn't that actually somewhat amplify the gender imbalance problem? Having millions of men who also happen to be low socioeconomic class, with all the misery and bleakness that comes with it, that on top of that also numerically cannot find anyone to form a stable family life with just sounds like a recipe for really bad times. Not that it is going to be THE single factor underlying anything and everything, but it really sounds like that would definitely be cranking up the temperature of the pressure cooker a few degrees all by itself.

This has happened before in Chinese history, actually. Several times, IIRC. Even without a gender imbalance, the old custom of keeping as many wives as you could afford made sure millions of men could never get a wife.

IIRC they mostly ended up in bandit gangs or religious movements like the Taiping. Given Chinese historical consciousness, I wouldn't be surprised if this results in something like a government matchmaking service.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
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Buglord

Reik posted:

As a Dudeist the pronoun "dude" is simply not gendered. Anyone can be a dude.

Mankind and womenkind are words, mankind can refer to men or women, womankind refers to women, dude and dudette are words, dude can refer to either, dudette is women only. It's the same thing but the other side of there being bikes and women's bikes and tennis and women's tennis.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Accretionist posted:

Does this thread double as a general 'Mueller's Probe' thread?

Because Mueller's probe has hit Jill Stein:

http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/343292-jill-stein-looped-into-widening-investigation-of-russia-and-trump-jr

FILEPHOTO_STEIN_JILL:



lol

Pretty sure this photo, aside from being posted just the other day, came up repeatedly in the USPol/election threads.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Accretionist posted:

Does this thread double as a general 'Mueller's Probe' thread?

Because Mueller's probe has hit Jill Stein:

http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/343292-jill-stein-looped-into-widening-investigation-of-russia-and-trump-jr

FILEPHOTO_STEIN_JILL:



lol

doesnt surprise me. russia loves helping weird rear end in a top hat nutters on either side of the political spectrum.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Pollyanna posted:

If Sessions of all people could get through senate confirmation, literally anybody can get through senate confirmation.

He got through because he was Senator. That's it.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Casey Finnigan posted:

Yeah but what does this achieve for the US besides giving the military jobs? Nobody else even comes close to our naval capacity. Why the overkill?

edit: meanwhile it strikes me as ironic that we have so much firepower that we outclass the rest of the world but our intelligence agencies apparently completely suck rear end at their jobs

China is building up its naval power. Ships take so long to build that you have to start to counter a decade in advance. The naval build up Trump wants is literally the only thing I like that he's done.

If it weren't for Putin’s bond villain antics, China would clearly be our biggest rival.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Farchanter posted:

So does Trump think that he's invented an ironclad strategy to evade impeachment? That this idea never occurred to Johnson, Nixon, or Clinton?

"Have your party be the majority in Congress" is a pretty good strategy to evade impeachment.

Even better if they're completely craven.

I don't see any strategy here. Pardon is about dodging legal consequences, and those are the only ones Trump needs to be even remotely scared of.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Edit: nevermind, this post was too likely to reignite the eternal why-did-clinton-lose holy war.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

KickerOfMice posted:

So, what will happen when there is a frightening majority of sexually frustrated men and a shrinking minority of ladies, in an over populated nation? [don't answer that.]
I think this is the issue that China will see weigh on them most directly.

Well, if it happens during trump's presidency we'll have China's version of pizzagate known as wontongate. Trump will take to twitter to bitch about their government killing it's own people (because of course he will) while demanding our congress repeal healthcare even if there is no replacement

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006



Father...father, please. We are surrounded by enemies. They're coming for Jared. We need to talk. We need to eat...Barron is weak. He needs some chicken to survive. Father...

Trump: cronch cronch cronch

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Charlz Guybon posted:

China is building up its naval power. Ships take so long to build that you have to start to counter a decade in advance. The naval build up Trump wants is literally the only thing I like that he's done.

If it weren't for Putin’s bond villain antics, China would clearly be our biggest rival.

To make matters worse Russia is also ramping up production of ironsides and is expected to have four additional fleets within a decade. The US really needs to increase battleship production if it wants to maintain the strategic two-fold naval advantage.

Nocturtle fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 23, 2017

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


There's a theory floating about that China's gender imbalance means that they're going to invade North Korea at some point just to burn off the excess men.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Comrade Fakename posted:

There's a theory floating about that China's gender imbalance means that they're going to invade North Korea at some point just to burn off the excess men.

So that's why they're all against US intervention. They need the death.

Evil Trout
Nov 16, 2004

The evilest trout of them all

Post 9-11 User posted:

Who gives a poo poo? Are you living in a previous century before the word, "guy" became gender-neutral?

Just curious, how many guys have you banged?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

TheBalor posted:

This has happened before in Chinese history, actually. Several times, IIRC. Even without a gender imbalance, the old custom of keeping as many wives as you could afford made sure millions of men could never get a wife.

IIRC they mostly ended up in bandit gangs or religious movements like the Taiping. Given Chinese historical consciousness, I wouldn't be surprised if this results in something like a government matchmaking service.

Yeah, it's the poor men with no prospect of a normal life that's the problem. Reading some of the stories of women imported into China is scary. Ends up having a shortage of women doesn't mean women get more rights and privileges.

China needs a war with lots of casualties. That'll fix their gender imbalance real quick.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Mustached Demon posted:

So that's why they're all against US intervention. They need the death.

Well its either that or send them to either die in a new space race or breed with foreigners.

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

Krispy Kareem posted:

Yeah, it's the poor men with no prospect of a normal life that's the problem. Reading some of the stories of women imported into China is scary. Ends up having a shortage of women doesn't mean women get more rights and privileges.

China needs a war with lots of casualties. That'll fix their gender imbalance real quick.

That is the traditional balancing factor. Right when the singles population becomes too big to manage, wars, famines, and plagues come back.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Evil Trout posted:

Just curious, how many guys have you banged?

Do not virgin-shame

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Despite what anyone says ship countermeasures are not good enough and you just send a ton of missiles + mines and you can sink pretty much any aircraft carrier no problem.

This is basically what keeps the Navy up at night. They're ridiculously vulnerable against other ships and only really good as bombing platforms against undeveloped nations.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
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Buglord

Charlz Guybon posted:


If it weren't for Putin’s bond villain antics, China would clearly be our biggest rival.

China feels like a country America really wants to be at war with but can't ever quite figure out a good reason why they should be.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

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Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Despite what anyone says ship countermeasures are not good enough and you just send a ton of missiles + mines and you can sink pretty much any aircraft carrier no problem.

This is basically what keeps the Navy up at night. They're ridiculously vulnerable against other ships and only really good as bombing platforms against undeveloped nations.

I'm not knowledgeable enough about modern ship weapons to know if he's full of poo poo or not but The War Nerd wrote about this very thing back into 2009.

http://exiledonline.com/the-war-nerd-this-is-how-the-carriers-will-die/all/1/

Basically he claims surface ships don't have any viable defense against missile attacks and those CIWS guns are just there for show.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Comrade Fakename posted:

There's a theory floating about that China's gender imbalance means that they're going to invade North Korea at some point just to burn off the excess men.

Audible gasses emanating from Tom Clancy's bloated corpse don't count as "theories."

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Rosalie_A
Oct 30, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Audible gasses emanating from Tom Clancy's bloated corpse don't count as "theories."

Why not? It's currently counting as the "Trump Administration".

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