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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Randaconda posted:

That's taken drat near verbatim from a youtube video

Now I feel bad for posting stolen artwork (I didn't know about the video).

Have a picture of a :nws: :nms: chubby naked guy humping a shark :nms: :nws: to make up for it.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Now I feel bad for posting stolen artwork (I didn't know about the video).

Have a picture of a :nws: :nms: chubby naked guy humping a shark :nms: :nws: to make up for it.

gently caress that shark rear end, my dude

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Are shark anuses also super rough like their skin?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Hugoon Chavez posted:

Are shark anuses also super rough like their skin?

No, shark skin is smooth :confused:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

trapped mouse posted:

No, shark skin is smooth :confused:

Unless I'm missing :thejoke: here, it's not. It's even been used for grating things.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

trapped mouse posted:

No, shark skin is smooth :confused:

Ahahah thank you for this.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Unless I'm missing :thejoke: here, it's not. It's even been used for grating things.

https://www.gomn.com/news/cartoonist-trolls-twitter-by-refusing-to-admit-shark-skin-isnt-smooth

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

:lol: this rules.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

If a shark robs a bank and gets away with it is he a smooth criminal?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Is everyone in this picture dead now?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Hopefully

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Have a picture of a :nws: :nms: chubby naked guy humping a shark :nms: :nws: to make up for it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Chris Christie is a gross human being.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



RareAcumen posted:

Don't talk poo poo about him, he's already dangerously close to turning Super Saiyan.






OMG I thought this was going to be prank vape liquid.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Randaconda posted:

That's taken drat near verbatim from a youtube video

It's also from a Tim Allen skit. Though to be fair the concept isn't unique enough that a bunch of people couldn't have come with it on their own.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Data Graham posted:

OMG I thought this was going to be prank vape liquid.

Relabel it as "peaches and cream" and blammo, untapped market potential. Sell it to Spencers.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

The Japanese avoid the number four (shi) because it sounds the same as the word for death. Tall buildings do not have a fourth floor. Tea and sake sets are sold with five cups. Three or five is the desirable number of guests in a traditional Japanese tea ceremony. As a rule, odd numbers are preferred over even numbers in Japan.



I know this is from pages ago, but I just want to say that I saw this comic when I was little and it would periodically send me into fits of laughter just thinking about it. Bless Gary Larson

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hugoon Chavez posted:

Are shark anuses also super rough like their skin?

Yes.


:ninja:

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
That dad sure types fast

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

vyelkin posted:

That dad sure types fast

Haha yes, I too, cannot enjoy a joke.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
"Joke"

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

RatHat posted:

It's also from a Tim Allen skit. Though to be fair the concept isn't unique enough that a bunch of people couldn't have come with it on their own.

Charlie Chaplin even made an entire movie about it a few years ago.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Not wearing a diamondbacks hat, minus 5 points.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
God drat that's a long snake.

And don't start posting some dumb "lol what snake" bullshit.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Not wearing a diamondbacks hat, minus 5 points.

He can have non-snake related interests. He's a person too

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

I know this is from pages ago, but I just want to say that I saw this comic when I was little and it would periodically send me into fits of laughter just thinking about it. Bless Gary Larson



DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

lol that's actually a product to stop hawks and poo poo from picking up your little dogs.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And make them look like sick punks in the process.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

DiggityDoink posted:

lol that's actually a product to stop hawks and poo poo from picking up your little dogs.

If your dog is in danger of being taken away by a bird, then it needs to hand its dog card back in.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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spog posted:

If your dog is in danger of being taken away by a bird, then it needs to hand its dog card back in.

https://goo.gl/images/BrzXyX

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Unless I'm missing :thejoke: here, it's not. It's even been used for grating things.

Those things have actually been used to rough up the shark skin, which is extremely smooth. Look it up.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

This is fake, sorry.
I hope small dogs go extinct.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Paladinus posted:

This is fake, sorry.
I hope small dogs go extinct.

mods pls probate doggo friends

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Kid needs to hand his dog card in, stat

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Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

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