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System Metternich posted:Re: “Neger“, just the other day I witnessed an armageddon of awkwardness when my aunt (who hadn't visited us in ages) came by again and didn't know that my younger brother is dating a black boy now. Cue us sitting at the kitchen table when my brother's bf comes downstairs - my aunt initially only saw his legs, thought that my (naturally really pale) brother must have sunbathed a ton and exclaims “Ui, was kommt denn da für ein Neger!?“ in a playful/admiring tone. Except, well, it wasn't my brother. I don't think I've ever seen somebody being as embarrassed as my aunt right then Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit awkward.
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I knew someone whose last name was Näger. "Hallo Herr Näger" is a pretty awkward greeting to say the least.
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Jul 22, 2017 15:46
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Infected posted:I knew someone whose last name was Näger. "Hallo Herr Näger" is a pretty awkward greeting to say the least. There's a German philosopher with that last name, makes discussing his papers kinda weird too. Kind of like talking about Kant in English-speaking countries I guess.
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Jul 22, 2017 16:41
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System Metternich posted:It's nice to be a Preiß, but it's higher to be a Bayer Should have dug deeper with a Stromberg Düsenjäger routine, for maximum awkwardness  botany posted:don't worry, you're one of the good ones I feel like you are trying to insult Bavaria further with that post, instead of trying to making me feel better. I'm being cybermobbed
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Jul 22, 2017 16:41
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Der Neger hat immer für gute Stimmung gesorgt, nicht nur zur Fasnachtszeit. 
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Jul 22, 2017 17:33
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Lmao, na servas. Ist das echt?
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Jul 22, 2017 17:39
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I had the pleasure of serving with an battalion S1 and presse offizier by the rank and name of Oberleutnant Neger. It made for a lot of awkward, embarrassing, and occasionally hilarious moments.
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Jul 22, 2017 17:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh4dP4tAzTI
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Jul 22, 2017 17:58
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frankenfreak posted:Der Neger hat immer für gute Stimmung gesorgt, nicht nur zur Fasnachtszeit. https://www.neger.de His grandson's website. Extremely pro-klick
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Jul 22, 2017 18:08
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randler more like rechter randler
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Jul 22, 2017 18:23
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Smirr posted:https://www.neger.de 
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Jul 22, 2017 19:21
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Lunar Suite posted:randler Aber wenn mein Wunsch in Erfüllung geht bin ich die politische Mitte. 
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Jul 22, 2017 20:20
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Nägar bitte. NÄÄÄGAAAR. I'm sleeping at my parents house today. In my old room. Nothing better than hearing cow bells while dozing off. Allgäu for life, bitches
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Jul 23, 2017 01:48
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My girlfriend lives in what I like to call West-tschechien, near the Waldstein. Middle of bumfuck nowhere and I'd probably go insane living there forever, but God, is it ever so beautiful and serene there. Great place to retire
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Jul 23, 2017 05:01
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Which party wants to make refugees more of an election topic because they are flailing in the polls? The answer might surprise you. It's the SPD of course
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Duzzy Funlop posted:My girlfriend lives in what I like to call West-tschechien, near the Waldstein. Middle of bumfuck nowhere and I'd probably go insane living there forever, but God, is it ever so beautiful and serene there. Great place to retire
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Jul 23, 2017 13:39
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I've done and seen my share of Wunsiedel, including way too many trips to the Naturbühne and the adjacent labyrinth during school. "hey, pretty nifty", I thought the first time. Then it started getting old real quick and the aftertaste of Wunsiedel increasingly ended up being defined by neonazi gedenkmärsche.
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Jul 23, 2017 14:16
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A small, decrepit house with a 1000qm plot of land in the Kreis where my parents live, affectionately known as "badisch Sibirien", costs as much as a 26qm apartment in the city were I live. I like to browse Immobilienscout and dream of keeping chickens and planting flowers and poo poo. There's an endangered Badenian breed of chickens, the Sundheimer Huhn, that is majestic and cute as gently caress.
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Jul 23, 2017 14:53
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Realtalk, my retirement plans involve a small plot of land in rural Frankonia (anything but unter-, because lol unter-), a regulation-conforming wildgehege with a gaggle/herd/murder of foxes, some free-roaming chickens, and both an obscenely large array of smokers in my back yard, as well as ones with tow-hooks, so I can run my own chill BBQ-catering service.
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Jul 23, 2017 14:59
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My family lives in rural Franconia so your retirement plans are literally "what my cousin does". I think they even have those exact chickens (or one of those large endangered breeds anyway). I want to live in a Kleinstadt, because it has most of the countryside advantages, but occasionally something happens that is slightly different from every other day. The Wunsiedel theater thing is great though. When I was on a school trip there they were playing "the name of the rose" so whenever we were hiking through those woods and labyrinths we heard spooky monks chanting which was cool. Some years later I went with family to watch Schiller's "Die Räuber" and it was pretty good too. Some time in between I read the whole first harry potter book in one night while my family went to that theater without me because I was too small. So yeah, Wunsiedel has been part of my life.
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Jul 23, 2017 15:09
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I got food poisoning in a Wunsiedel pizzeria once when I was a kid. Another time a drunk woman claimed my parents had stolen my sister and me from her. Can confirm that the Felsenlabyrinth is neat, though.
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Jul 23, 2017 15:43
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Haha, you guys think you will have any place to retire in our broken rear end society 
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Jul 23, 2017 16:07
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I will retire into the wasteland
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Jul 23, 2017 16:21
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Interesting stuff for sure. My retirement plans involve killing myself because, and I'm not sure if you've heard about this, poo poo is hosed and "die Rente" is not sicher at all!!!!!!
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Jul 23, 2017 20:11
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Wengy posted:Interesting stuff for sure. My retirement plans involve killing myself because, and I'm not sure if you've heard about this, poo poo is hosed and "die Rente" is not sicher at all!!!!!! Hättest halt privat vorsorgen sollen. Dank meiner betrieblichen Altersvorsorge krieg ich in 40 Jahren jeden Monat lockere 14 Euro um die Rentenlücke zu schließen. 
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Jul 23, 2017 20:13
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lol. you guys really think that the invisible hand of the market will allow you to retire
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GaussianCopula posted:lol. you guys really think that the invisible hand of the market will allow you to retire I'm already retired Wait no that's just "tired"
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Jul 23, 2017 20:19
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Given that I work for a tax advisor, I'm sure I'll be retired just as soon as the left gets an absolute majority.
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Jul 23, 2017 20:20
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Randler posted:Hättest halt privat vorsorgen sollen. Dank meiner betrieblichen Altersvorsorge krieg ich in 40 Jahren jeden Monat lockere 14 Euro um die Rentenlücke zu schließen. Nich alles auf einmal ausgeben!
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Randler posted:Given that I work for a tax advisor, I'm sure I'll be retired just as soon as the left gets an absolute majority. Yes, retired 
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Randler posted:Given that I work for a tax advisor, I'm sure I'll be retired just as soon as the left gets an absolute majority. So ... never?
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Sereri posted:Yes, retired 
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Jul 23, 2017 20:35
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i find everyone who talks about pensions before they have actually turned 60 insufferably boring
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Jul 23, 2017 20:37
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oliwan posted:i find everyone who talks about pensions before they have actually turned 60 insufferably boring Sometimes the boring stuff is the important stuff, cf. Klitschko's boxing style.
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Jul 23, 2017 20:42
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oliwan posted:i find everyone who talks about pensions before they have actually turned 60 insufferably boring I'm like this myself, but otoh I'm pretty sure that this attitude will eventually bite me in the rear end in a major way
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oliwan posted:i find everyone who talks about pensions before they have actually turned 60 insufferably boring Muss schön sein wenn man noch unter 25 ist.
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Grendels Dad posted:Muss schön sein wenn man noch unter 25 ist. lol im 34 and life really is too short to be thinking about your pension when you are still under 60 Ill think about it if Im actually alive at 65 or whatever I guess, and pensions are still a thing.
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Oh noes using our brains to think about the future, so teh lame. This is like brushing your teeth, it's basic maintenance that is not fun but it takes literal seconds. aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jul 23, 2017 |
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Jul 23, 2017 22:16
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aphid_licker posted:Oh noes using our brains to think about the future, so teh lame. Pro tip op: maybe brush your teeth longer than literal seconds.
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System Metternich posted:I'm like this myself, but otoh I'm pretty sure that this attitude will eventually bite me in the rear end in a major way If you want you can crash on the mattress in my future wasteland shack Also, there is no future. Whatever gets elected after Trump is gonna be a nightmare and I don't think we are gonna survive what comes after the nightmare. YOLO
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