Twin Peaks Season 3 tonight

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

basic hitler posted:

anyone who thinks the black lodge and the supernatural elements of the show are some figurative display of trauma or w/e are dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Within the world of Twin Peaks they are literal, but within our world, watching Twin Peaks on television, they are representations of abstract ideas like pain and sorrow (garmonbozia)

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:53

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:18

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

So I guess symbolism has killed and mutilated the couple in the bunker room. Deep.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:57

th3t00t: Aug 14, 2007; GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

did you ever find your laptop

That quote is from an ex girlfriend from 2007. And no, she never found it.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:33

Dr. Fishopolis: Aug 31, 2004; ROBOT

th3t00t posted:

That quote is from an ex girlfriend from 2007. And no, she never found it.

1. no it wasn't
2. why did you post that
3. what is wrong with you

# ? Jul 3, 2017 21:32

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Thank you for posting that incredibly hilarious racist rant. God drat that was gold.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 02:43

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

the radio station song is so much better than the NIN song

# ? Jul 4, 2017 05:06

a very large fish: Oct 18, 2012

Laura Palmer is the moon child. Jack Parsons performed a ritual outside white sands just before the atom bomb test. All this poo poo is about ritual magic and spiritual alchemy. Also they're not spirits. They're extra-dimensional beings and everything about them that resembles our reality is that way because our brains can't fathom their reality or methods of communication on any level so they make it familiar for us. Also I'm a gay baby.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 05:45

ricro: Dec 22, 2008

e: wrong thread

# ? Jul 4, 2017 12:44

schmuckfeatures: Oct 27, 2003; Hair Elf

Relin posted:

the radio station song is so much better than the NIN song

Yeah. I enjoyed the episode but couldn't stand the NIN poo poo. It really didn't belong.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:02

tenspott: Aug 1, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

CJacobs posted:

From a page ago but lol that you tried this poo poo again and people weren't having it here either. The show's good spudsbuckley, suck it up

Nah, it's not doing so hot. Even the best auteur needs an editor. It seems like Showtime gave Lynch a free hand and he's using that hand to jerk off.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:00

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

I'll bet he didn't let Mark Frost have any input at all AND he told Showtime not to air an episode on Sunday! That goddam rascal is ruining everything!!!

*keeps watching the show and this thread for opportunities to complain*

# ? Jul 4, 2017 18:47

tenspott: Aug 1, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

You're just mad because you know I'm right. This show just isn't panning out so far.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:53

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Nah I've been waiting for this for 14 years and it's still exceeding any hopes I've ever had and I've rewatched most of the episodes. Bone to the haters: I didn't rewatch that one that was SUPER Dougie heavy because hey I enjoy the slow burn on that storyline but I don't need it twice. I'm happy as a pig in poo poo with the show and just annoyed with the really really shallow criticism. There's probably more structured and considered hate in TVIV but fuuuuuck that.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:27

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Why cookie Rocket posted:

Nah I've been waiting for this for 14 years and it's still exceeding any hopes I've ever had and I've rewatched most of the episodes. Bone to the haters: I didn't rewatch that one that was SUPER Dougie heavy because hey I enjoy the slow burn on that storyline but I don't need it twice. I'm happy as a pig in poo poo with the show and just annoyed with the really really shallow criticism. There's probably more structured and considered hate in TVIV but fuuuuuck that.

The criticism is shallow because the show itself is shallow. (Checkmate.)

# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:15

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

The Dennis System posted:

The criticism is shallow because the show itself is shallow. (Checkmate.)

counterpoint: its good

# ? Jul 5, 2017 12:04

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0PNZWvDsQU

Love this scene. Nobody screams like Bowie.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 10:41

Gambit from the X-Men: May 12, 2001; a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

After that weeklong hiatus, I sure am glad to get back to Twin Peaks in just 22 short minutes!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 01:38

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

I made it 14 years between new episodes since falling in love with TP in 2003 but they skip one week in the new run and I'm having nic fits something fierce over it. Go to bed you stupid kids, daddy needs his fix.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:29

Zmej: Nov 6, 2005

well, that episode was the closest thing to the old twin peaks so far. sticking it through to see if jerry horne ever sobers up and makes it out of those woods

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:23

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Why cookie Rocket posted:

I made it 14 years between new episodes since falling in love with TP in 2003 but they skip one week in the new run and I'm having nic fits something fierce over it. Go to bed you stupid kids, daddy needs his fix.

If your kids don't want to watch Twin Peaks with you, they should be disowned

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:57

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

a hole-y ghost posted:

If your kids don't want to watch Twin Peaks with you, they should be disowned

They are four, one, and one! Come on, man!

They've only seen Blue Velvet and Wild at Heart so far, of course.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 06:03

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

I cant believe he got away with this. frost just remorselessly dunking again and again on weak poo poo directors who made literally anything else

# ? Jul 11, 2017 00:19

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Naomi Watts raped Dougie.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 02:36

Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

dick wizard posted:

Laura Palmer is the moon child. Jack Parsons performed a ritual outside white sands just before the atom bomb test. All this poo poo is about ritual magic and spiritual alchemy. Also they're not spirits. They're extra-dimensional beings and everything about them that resembles our reality is that way because our brains can't fathom their reality or methods of communication on any level so they make it familiar for us. Also I'm a gay baby.

they should make a bloodborne show

# ? Jul 23, 2017 02:38

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

The Dennis System posted:

Naomi Watts raped Dougie.

Wish she could rape me :smith:

# ? Jul 23, 2017 02:38

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Kuato posted:

Wish she could rape me

Hell, same.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 02:40

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Is this TVIV?

# ? Jul 23, 2017 02:47

Zmej: Nov 6, 2005

Apple Craft posted:

Is this TVIV?

not until we debate about :tvtropes:

for 4 or more pages.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 02:49

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

SplitSoul posted:

gently caress GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

# ? Jul 23, 2017 05:00

Why cookie Rocket: Dec 2, 2003; Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

All I really ask from a Star Trek movie is a few good McCoy lines, and all I ask from a Twin Peaks season is a few good Albert lines. Mission accomplished, I'd say.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 05:37

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

There's no way Kyle MacLachlan is so toned at 58. I refuse to believe he is.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:35

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Paladinus posted:

There's no way Kyle MacLachlan is so toned at 58. I refuse to believe he is.

he's always been a lean guy and he's probably tried to get in shape for this. middle-aged paunches are likely but not inevitable.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:41

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Paladinus posted:

There's no way Kyle MacLachlan is so toned at 58. I refuse to believe he is.

Camera tricks and make-up.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:17

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

thats my body. im standing in for mr mclachlans body. his head is a motorbike helmet i painted myself.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:40

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

What the gently caress at that scene with the woman honking the car horn and the kid in the passenger seat throwing up. That would be the craziest poo poo I've ever seen in a TV show, EXCEPT that the insanity of the scene is constantly undercut because Bobby has a "this is ridiculous" look on his face the entire time and they keep cutting to Bobby's face constantly. I don't even.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 07:42

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHH.

AHHHH.

AHHHHHHHH.

AH.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 08:39

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

The Dennis System posted:

What the gently caress at that scene with the woman honking the car horn and the kid in the passenger seat throwing up. That would be the craziest poo poo I've ever seen in a TV show, EXCEPT that the insanity of the scene is constantly undercut because Bobby has a "this is ridiculous" look on his face the entire time and they keep cutting to Bobby's face constantly. I don't even.

bobby must be forgetting what an incredible ham he was 25 years ago, because he fit in exactly with that woman's behaviour in times gone by.

that episode was pretty good. it felt nice to finally have dougie involved in something interesting.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 09:02

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

I was hoping the wacky sky portal would have taken Cole to the lodge where the Giant would've handed him Coop's shoes.
But cherry pie is cool too.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 11:03

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

The Dennis System posted:

What the gently caress at that scene with the woman honking the car horn and the kid in the passenger seat throwing up. That would be the craziest poo poo I've ever seen in a TV show, EXCEPT that the insanity of the scene is constantly undercut because Bobby has a "this is ridiculous" look on his face the entire time and they keep cutting to Bobby's face constantly. I don't even.

that was creepily hilarious

# ? Jul 25, 2017 11:33

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:18

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yTRllQlEQE&t=83s

# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:37

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