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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

this is now a todd thread:

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/355FW_CC/status/888512209218752512

thats a lot of sorties

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Back in my day we used to mark up our kills, not give ourselves awards just for showing up and popping off a few rounds

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Zeris posted:

Back in my day we used to mark up our kills, not give ourselves awards just for showing up and popping off a few rounds

Abu-hajar stencils take up too much room though

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder if we left those tanks behind in iraq the he has the markers for.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Zeris posted:

Back in my day we used to mark up our kills, not give ourselves awards just for showing up and popping off a few rounds


Does each little brown child stenciled/tattooed on your tank/cock count for 10 kills/rapes, baby killer?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

This is such a perfect metaphor for the wars in the middle east.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
No stencil for weddings bombed?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Yeah, or Canadians?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

evil_bunnY posted:

This is such a perfect metaphor for the wars in the middle east.
All that ordnance for only two tank kills. SMDH.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Mister Speaker posted:

Yeah, or Canadians?

They have to give him one or two for the marines he's lit up I mean come on!

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5EAEZEBVwg

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Interesting attack plan: Drive right up to a tank and start shooting with small arms. Doesn't work too well.

https://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=cb39ad713605

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:

Interesting attack plan: Drive right up to a tank and start shooting with small arms. Doesn't work too well.

https://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=cb39ad713605

Other sources I saw say it's a car bomb in Egypt, which means the tank driver saw what could be a VBIED and decided "My balls will block the explosion".

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
gently caress YOU I'M A TAAAAAANK!

Yeah the dude was definitely asking "where's the kaboom" before he got squished.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Love the dozens of people that do not have the benefit of sitting in a tank hauling rear end towards the bottom of the frame.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That is the perfect response.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Tanks don't have much armor under them, so that was pretty ballsy.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

ded posted:

Tanks don't have much armor under them, so that was pretty ballsy.

Inshallah

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Or the driver really didn't put 2 and 2 together when the truck stopped in front of him and he thought "you go squish now!" probably while the TC screamed at him to reverse.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Awful quality 3/10, what is this, 2003? smh.


e] I take my tank fights in glorious HD, thank you very much :colbert:

Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jul 26, 2017

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
says forums user Radical 90s Wizard

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Suicide Watch posted:

No stencil for weddings bombed?

It's not a Predator

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
https://twitter.com/yavuzalpreis/status/890916187579789312

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Kurds loving someone up, right? I assume that's in Syria?\

a bit of googling tells me the tweet says "our friends are free 😎"

assuming that's right, lol

Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jul 28, 2017

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Turks loving up PKK allegedly

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Videos like this make me hope the US reverses course on this whole "no DPICM unless goddamned perfect" thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZE-UoigCiM

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Not gonna lie, I am legit impressed by the dude who flips himself back up onto his feet.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

not caring here posted:

Not gonna lie, I am legit impressed by the dude who flips himself back up onto his feet.

Back when I was younger and more fresh from doing martial arts poo poo, I could do that in kit, but uh... now I'd have to like think hard about limbering up and how worth it it would be to do that in a t-shirt and shorts.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
I'm the dude who barrel rolls across another guy's line of fire

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm the front-flipping karate kid who sweeps the entire line.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I don't believe I ever caught this episode of Mail Call w/ R. Lee Ermey.

http://i.imgur.com/MGwK92c.mp4

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Duke Chin posted:

I don't believe I ever caught this episode of Mail Call w/ R. Lee Ermey.

http://i.imgur.com/MGwK92c.mp4

that is fairly terrifying :stare:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Isnt that why we have F-16s

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Apparently he has a show called "GunnyTime" now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBgZDjhJTXA

:flashfap:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Are those shells air bursting?

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


That airburst thing is just a dick move. Imagine being at the end of the trench and having five seconds to dwell upon the things the future holds in store for you.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
There's a round for the Abrams that is made for shooting overhead armor vehicles and then blast straight down through the turret/hull roof.

I don't know if it was ever produced or if I'm just mis-remembering a video game gimmick.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jul 31, 2017

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