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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Zeris posted:

uber offered its VIP app version (free rides for life) to anwar al-awlaki's family

The Democrat's big reveal tomorrow is they're going to replace drones with apps.

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/kennam27/status/888627283644133377

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

omg they're gonna be dove omggg

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 228 days!

i'm actually okay with this, mostly because masculinity is axe's normal stomping grounds so seeing it be non-toxic isn't so bad

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hodgepodge posted:

i'm actually okay with this, mostly because masculinity is axe's normal stomping grounds so seeing it be non-toxic isn't so bad

Isn't Axe really popular with gay men in Europe?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Until Axe tells me it's actually cool and empowering to jack off to hentai I will not be buying their products

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


is it ok for guys to continue not to buy axe because of their decades of ads objectifying women no matter how woke they pretend to be now

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Dreddout posted:

Until Axe tells me it's actually cool and empowering to jack off to hentai I will not be buying their products

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Breakfast All Day posted:

is it ok for guys to continue not to buy axe because of their decades of ads objectifying women no matter how woke they pretend to be now

It's a moot point because axe smells like an appliance fire

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
axe smells like axe which means you bought axe and applied axe to yourself.

axe is used by sewer inspectors.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Baloogan posted:

axe is used by sewer inspectors.

Nice self own

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/deray/status/889297984550301696

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Clearly fake since he doesn't namedrop the brand of the vest and mention how comfortable it is.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 228 days!

Dreddout posted:

Nice self own

baloogan is so self-owned that it's as if he exists in a society not based on the alienation of the workers from their labour

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
-_-

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008


Its a good message but if you buy axe, gently caress you

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
i wonder how many words and variant sentences they had to type to get the last word to autocorrect to what they wanted

alternatively

"These are real questions guys are searching for every day." could have had some much funnier questions, or better searches

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Clawtopsy posted:

i wonder how many words and variant sentences they had to type to get the last word to autocorrect to what they wanted

alternatively

"These are real questions guys are searching for every day." could have had some much funnier questions, or better searches



i'm the bojo searches

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

the bitcoin of weed posted:



i'm the bojo searches

I'm Kardashian being it's own category that Kim is excluded from

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

the bitcoin of weed posted:



i'm the bojo searches

even in porn, trump beats hillary

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

my favorite part of that is tiffany trump searches apparently being much more common than ivanka. at least someone is thinking of her :unsmith:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Clawtopsy posted:

i wonder how many words and variant sentences they had to type to get the last word to autocorrect to what they wanted

alternatively

"These are real questions guys are searching for every day." could have had some much funnier questions, or better searches

look up manswers

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Breakfast All Day posted:

is it ok for guys to continue not to buy axe because of their decades of ads objectifying women no matter how woke they pretend to be now

i liked their ad from the 90s where random women swarm the guy and try to rape him in a grocery store parking lot

i was too young to really understand what was going on then so it just looked like a zombie movie where they wanted to tear him apart

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Clawtopsy posted:

even in porn, trump beats hillary

Can't wait for Hillary 2020 campaigning in a bikini to get the porn vote.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Peanut President posted:

Can't wait for Hillary 2020 campaigning in a bikini to get the porn vote.

If that happens I will just scream until the police arrive

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Swimsuit debates.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
hil aint gonna ask for world peace

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Crane Fist posted:

If that happens I will just scream until the police arrive

Donny does Dallas

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i liked their ad from the 90s where random women swarm the guy and try to rape him in a grocery store parking lot

i was too young to really understand what was going on then so it just looked like a zombie movie where they wanted to tear him apart

The chocolate ads were horrifying

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Donald Trump constantly adjusting his speedo while on camera

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Axe is literally only used by adolescent boys and it has some retarded other name in the UK

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

oliwan posted:

Axe is literally only used by adolescent boys and it has some retarded other name in the UK

Don't forget about Chris Chan who uses it as a shower substitute

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I feel very...'safe', taking Uber



They're talking about military spouses, not actual service members there.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

oliwan posted:

Axe is literally only used by adolescent boys and it has some retarded other name in the UK

It's called Lynx because you smell like a wild feline that lives in the woods and never showers

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I just remembered a classic woke take from the Bush years

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Very fitting they chose that digital camo/MARPAT

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

call to action posted:

Very fitting they chose that digital camo/MARPAT

Yeah I'm sure it is, ya nerd

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/889602856789176320

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
no way

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