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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

"John McCain bravely storms into the senate building to save Mitch McConnell's bill and bring death to the republican party"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:22

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# ? May 15, 2024 18:35

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

flake, per all sources, appears to have folded and will do what leadership is telling him to do. He's in serious trouble in his primary imo and he's gonna need all the help he can get.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:23

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

People who think they can solve problems by using technology to make it slightly easier for First World people to live as they do now with zero changes can GET hosed

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:23

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

"John McCain bravely storms into the senate building to save Mitch McConnell's bill and bring death to the republican party"

Rides in on a scooter next to his smiling wife, but his face is on the scooter

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

i think the mtp vote is toast, but there's a chance it could get through

this would also rely on john mccain heroically showing up while battling brain cancer to carry it over the line because there's no fuckin way that paul and collins vote for mtp. based on john mccain as a human being, this seems likely if the bill actually needs his vote.

the press will be too busy gushing over mccain's bravery as people die from this

i want press repercussions dammit

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:24

Pelican Dunderhead: Jun 16, 2010; Ah! Hello Ershin!; Pillbug

Ekster posted:

what's with his amazon hate

his vintage piss carton got put on backorder

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:24

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

Has anybody else tired of Trump the point where it's never worth reading his entire tweets or listening to an entire word salad

At this point I want a chrome plugin to filter out his tweets because I die a little inside every time somebody posts one

i think its illegal not to read TRUMP

dont worry i wont snitch on u tho

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:24

meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

Ramadu posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889274373689028609

This isn't getting enough lols

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:25

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

equals true explanation point

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vertical Lime posted:

the press will be too busy gushing over mccain's bravery as people die from this

i want press repercussions dammit

mind u it still leads to an amendment votarama thats really painful and the final bill could end up being a weird mishmash dead both in the house and senate

also the WH is saying it has language to dodge parliamentarian concerns on Planned Parenthood and abortion, but I'll believe it when I see it. Also the language to prevent an insurance death spiral has been cut and no one has brought up what their plan is to fix that.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:25

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

holy lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:25

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

now mccains noggins infor a cancer flogging he might go rogue and rip poo poo up. smash the vases, etc. pee on the ottoman. etc etc. kick the bits of the wall near the floor that stick out, and so on. belch in everones faces oen by one, taking a big gulp of air each time. insult the wallpaper

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:25

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

But he totally doesn't watch TV

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:25

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

Has anybody else tired of Trump the point where it's never worth reading his entire tweets or listening to an entire word salad

At this point I want a chrome plugin to filter out his tweets because I die a little inside every time somebody posts one

I can't deal with them anymore. Months ago I said the Trump joke was getting old, now it's just screaming in our faces. I don't know how you people can read every one of his tweets

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:26

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

pres trump over here Boolean posting

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:26

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

I read that as LOUD ORBS at first

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:26

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

the loud obbs

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

in other words if mccain is in washington on tuesday there's a good chance they have the votes for the mtp

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:27

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

shut yo loudo bbs rear end up Mr prez

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:28

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

first TY COBB, now LOUDOBBS

orb is growing stronger, incubating in one of trumb's many brainholes

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:28

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

Remember when dobbs was fired for birther poo poo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:28

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Stock M

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:28

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

the vietcong couldn't break mccain but he'll die as a trump cuck

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:28

Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

GobiasIndustries posted:

But he totally doesn't watch TV

No he literally got a paper card from Lou Dobbs with grades on it like we used to get in school when we were 6.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:29

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Mariana Horchata posted:

if huckabee was a food it would prob be a Frito Pie

nah, huckabee is this:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:29

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

some quality pictures of hideous old white dudes here

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:29

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

A+ would definitely MAGA, again

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:30

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/889281254520225792

the fox news bad cover band

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:30

Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

Big McHuge posted:

No he literally got a paper card from Lou Dobbs with grades on it like we used to get in school when we were 6.

It's hanging on Ivanka's refrigerator right now.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:30

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

sessions looks like a deer in headlights in every picture

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:30

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

That Lou Dobbs tweet Lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:30

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

zen death robot posted:

Trump is sundowning

the sundowning is all the more sad coming after the morninglories

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:31

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

Trump is sundowning

This term is now synonymous with "watching Fox News"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:31

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Inspector Hound posted:

Remember when dobbs was fired for birther poo poo

remember when he wasn't actually fired he took an $8 million buyout to move over to fox news' d-league channel fox business alongside don imus and maria bartiromo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:31

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

Vladimir Putin posted:

Is it just me or is calling him gabagool because he's Italian a bit racist. Would you call a Irish dude corn beef and cabbage or Guinness?

Eh, I think I'll just stick with calling him Mooch, even if that's not much better.

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/889259069806129155

owned

"Also, it seems I have not moved up that much in the world."

PostNouveau posted:

Trump has been sent back from a time where the healthcare marketplace has gained sentience and massacred most of the world.

*removes combover to reveal metal plate with blinking lights* "I used to be human, but now they replaced most of my swisscheesed brain, as a joke."

Rocks posted:

translation: "help me, I'm old and fat and sad and have dementia!"

"Also we're back on Repeal AND Replace goddammit." Because that still changes by the loving hour.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/889279880336166914

lmao

I want to think that all of that mess is him trying to fit everything into one tweet, but I know deep down he's just a smoothbrained old fool desperate for attention but cheap as hell using a free platform for government business.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:32

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Rah! posted:

nah, huckabee is this:

goddamn, can me when i die

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:33

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

America! The A stands for A+

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:33

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Rah! posted:

nah, huckabee is this:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:34

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Mariana Horchata posted:

i think it was vanity faire or somne other bougie trashmag that had an article months ago saying that vasectomies are the must have accessory for men this summer at the Hamptons

Every time I see Trump's name on a vehicle, a shirt, a flag on someone's flag pole in their front yard, an Islamophobic village president's derelict hotel, I laugh at all the free advertising these suckers are giving Trump.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:34

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