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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope Corbin tries to cash in and Nakamura ruins it for him.

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Maybe Corbin will cash in tonight and set up Nakamura to compete for the strap at Summerslam? If WWE is tanking as hard as it seems maybe they will feel the pressure to put the title on the cool hype guy before they kill all his cool hype?

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i cannot think of a worse match to cash in on than a punjabi prison match

I need to see it

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

I hope Corbin tries to cash in and Nakamura ruins it for him.

That'd be great.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i have no idea what 'sleight' is about, i wouldnt even know it was a superhero movie except they quote a review that calls it the coolest superhero movie

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I want to see a low blow DQ finish but the guy no sells it anyway.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i cannot think of a worse match to cash in on than a punjabi prison match

you can cash it in AFTER a match you know

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I liked that finish. It protects Shinsuke while putting over Corbin as a dirty shithead.

In a vacuum maybe, but I'm so tired of these lame non finishes on PPV.

Also laying Nakamura out like that just kinda makes him look like a punk, honestly.

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




shiksa posted:

it was

corbin is pretty good. people dont want to open their eyes to this simple fact.

Corbin has gotten real good and I am glad!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

a new study bible! posted:

Maybe Corbin will cash in tonight and set up Nakamura to compete for the strap at Summerslam? If WWE is tanking as hard as it seems maybe they will feel the pressure to put the title on the cool hype guy before they kill all his cool hype?

Yeah that's what I was basically thinking. Corbin seemed to get some legit heat at the end, Jinder doesn't seem to be working great as champ, this sets up a logical rematch...

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Go back to njpw friend

Nah, we're good, yall keep him

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

is naomi not on the ppv?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

I hope Corbin tries to cash in and Nakamura ruins it for him.

By running up and kicking Corbin in the nuts.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

The Landstander posted:

Heh, I managed to completely forget about that.

He can climb! Or wait!

The first cash-in ever was after an Elimination Chamber, ffs. All they have to do is raise the prison first, and bang.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

is naomi not on the ppv?

i guess not lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

dromal phrenia posted:

is naomi not on the ppv?

she's gonna have a 10 minute segment in the ring by herself hoping that carmella doesnt cash in

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I like the highlights video of Naomi that features none of her wrestling

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I love this Naomi video package, really puts her over as a strong Babyface champ who fights at every opportunity.

Hey what's she doing tonight?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

The first cash-in ever was after an Elimination Chamber, ffs. All they have to do is raise the prison first, and bang.

Why do they have to bang?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Aphrodite posted:

I want to see a low blow DQ finish but the guy no sells it anyway.

I misread that as blowjob DQ finish and had many questions :stare:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Chris James 2 posted:

Nah, we're good, yall keep him
Glad you moved out of Pennsyltucky my friend no one deserves that.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/889284954466787332
Something tells me Bryan hasn't watched a lot Nakamura matches

bartok
May 10, 2006



YourHumbleMessiah posted:

Corbin has gotten real good and I am glad!

his ball kicking skills are HOF level

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

In a vacuum maybe, but I'm so tired of these lame non finishes on PPV.

Also laying Nakamura out like that just kinda makes him look like a punk, honestly.

Nah. He practically KTFO'd Corbin, then got kicked in the dick and briefcased before getting laid out. You're reaching hard.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

DeepDickPizza posted:

Why do they have to bang?

A person with your username/avatar should not have to ask this.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

let's go becky! i guess!

i will also accept Tamina but only if she stays lazy and bored

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oh wait there she is

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

good nak matches require someone willing to get hit in the face a lot. baron seemed down as long as he was able to repay the favor

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Glowbelt is the best and I hope if she loses it the winner keeps the glow.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

achillesforever6 posted:

Glad you moved out of Pennsyltucky my friend no one deserves that.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/889284954466787332
Something tells me Bryan hasn't watched a lot Nakamura matches

bryan is pretty dumb

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i love to compete! on commentary!

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Naomi is bad and you should feel bad if you like her.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Shima Honnou posted:

Glowbelt is the best and I hope if she loses it the winner keeps the glow.

Becky's going to win and they're just going to change the "WHOA"s in her song to "GLOW".

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Shima Honnou posted:

Glowbelt is the best and I hope if she loses it the winner keeps the glow.

Can they customize the glow like they did with the spinner... don't answer that.

Long reign Naomi and the Glow Belt

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay Becky!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

shiksa posted:

bryan is pretty dumb

He entertains me but he's superbly dumb much of the time.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

a new study bible! posted:

Naomi is bad and you should feel bad if you like her.

i feel... good

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




all hail the Glowbelt

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

The Landstander posted:

A person with your username/avatar should not have to ask this.

True. DDP 3:16 says Always Bang!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jesus Christ, Naomi :stare:

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Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
All these intros are so sad without pyro

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