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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

why are the ring ropes white?

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
But seriously I'm very drunk and I ask my husband are your u all something awful Fuad???? But it's ok I forgive you

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

dromal phrenia posted:

i am tamina doing zero poses or crowd interaction or anything at all

her :geno: gimmick is oddly amusing

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
which superstar do you think is going to get kicked in the penis in this match?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



a.lo posted:

why are the ring ropes white?

they've surrendered

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DeepDickPizza posted:

her :geno: gimmick is oddly amusing

*gets two count, stares at ref blankly, says nothing*

bartok
May 10, 2006



shiksa posted:

i liked it.

according to Live Audio Wrestling your opinion is stupid

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 1, 2017

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I agree Naomi

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Bill Goldberg posted:

which superstar do you think is going to get kicked in the penis in this match?

jbl I hope

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I think that they incorporate her father's impeccable taste for murder into Tamina's gimmick

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bill Goldberg posted:

which superstar do you think is going to get kicked in the penis in this match?

charlotte :smugdog:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 1, 2017

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

bartok posted:

according to Live Audio Wrestling your opinion is stupid

i get that, i respect that

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

this teamup is confusing to me

i hope it comes down to tamina and lana as the final two and lana just lays down and tamina one-foot pins her

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

i am tamina doing zero poses or crowd interaction or anything at all

She treats it the most like a job. Show up, wrestle/promo and leave. I can appreciate that.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nothing actually happened for Natalya to be out this long.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Where did Becky Lynch go

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
So Lana's winning with Tamina's help, then, huh?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I just realized that Charlotte's fake eyelashes are INSANE

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

cameraman properly using rule of thirds when framing lana's butt

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Lana can not go back to managing in 80s power suits soon enough.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



this is awkward to watch

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
But seriously Dennis is bastard man why Charlie hate

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lana's ring mannerisms are good enough that it makes it less grating that she's really pretty bad at all the physical aspects of wrestling.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

lana might be worse than eva marie

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I'm glad the crowd is equally confused by this.

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Can we get the good wrestlers back in now plz?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Aphrodite posted:

Nothing actually happened for Natalya to be out this long.

why would she run in and either help charlotte, whom she hates? or even help beat her down? its an elimination match, the proper move is to sit out till there's only one other person left

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

fart blood posted:

But seriously Dennis is bastard man why Charlie hate

?????

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Abroham Lincoln posted:

they've surrendered

But Nia Jax isn't in this match....

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

fart blood posted:

But seriously Dennis is bastard man why Charlie hate

you hosed up the quote you drunk fool

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

a.lo posted:

why are the ring ropes white?

Can't afford red or blue tape anymore.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Just rename Lana 'Zoya The Destroyer' and book her like a monster.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Stale Saltines posted:

lana might be worse than eva marie

lets not be ridiculous

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh my god, someone made a "TWOOOOOOO" sign with a WWE logo.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I hate that everyone's heel pose is just them holding their arms out and yelling lamely. It only works for Nattie because she is lamer than everybody else on the roster combined.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 1, 2017

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
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fart blood fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Aug 1, 2017

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

She treats it the most like a job. Show up, wrestle/promo and leave. I can appreciate that.

Tamina is great and I love this run of apathy.

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