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# ? Jul 23, 2017 15:08 |
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Wow. This is sad. It's like saying you have an imaginary boyfriend who lives in Canada. Alternatively, her nerd friend has feelings for her, and came up with this convoluted bot story to get her nudes. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 15:13 on Jul 23, 2017 |
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Paladinus posted:Alternatively, her nerd friend has feelings for her, and came up with this convoluted bot story to get her nudes. This is what my money is on and I think that would be a very safe bet.
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 15:17 |
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Ladies, my forum account is now a bot that collects words and images from these forums to learn about true beauty. Beep boop send nudes and tell me how horny you are. You know, if you consent. Uh... Boop... Beep?
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 15:39 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:25 |
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Goddam that kid is dumb
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:37 |
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quote:Putting Themselves Into A Bit Of A Pickle
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:13 |
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I'm never getting pickles on my burger again. Also what a boring loving story
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:18 |
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What really happened: "God I hate having to make burgers without pickles." *writes Not Always Right story*
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:20 |
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Wait mayonnaise has pickles in it?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:21 |
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"All our mayos contain the same sort of pickle"
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:22 |
Sorry you loathe customers for ordering their burgers without your lovely pickles.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:26 |
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Bit late but making pops nicely is the dream tbh. e: I'm living the dream btw
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:07 |
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Cracked has a whole article full of user-submitted STDH today.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:13 |
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I'm not sure I understand 15. He jumped into his tiny pool and the water somehow went super far? Water balloons?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:17 |
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He's saying he tossed the dog poo back over the fence. Possibly into neighbor's pool.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:20 |
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Kantesu posted:He's saying he tossed the dog poo back over the fence. Possibly into neighbor's pool. That makes significantly more sense
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:21 |
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Kantesu posted:He's saying he tossed the dog poo back over the fence. Possibly into neighbor's pool. Calling plausible on that one. My previous neighbors (probably their teenage son, if I'm allowed to stereotype) tested out the practice of flinging their poo poo into my yard, but it came to a halt when I started sending it back.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:35 |
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Len posted:Wait mayonnaise has pickles in it? Not unless you're doing it really wrong.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:46 |
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Does anyone have a copy or a link to that story about a guy who goes to visit his internet crush in South America and through a series of ~wacky~ misadventures ends up jacking off next to her underage sister and gets thrown out onto the street with no money? It contains the ultimate stdh phrase, "And then I remembered ... Bitcoin!"
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:09 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Does anyone have a copy or a link to that story about a guy who goes to visit his internet crush in South America and through a series of ~wacky~ misadventures ends up jacking off next to her underage sister and gets thrown out onto the street with no money? It contains the ultimate stdh phrase, "And then I remembered ... Bitcoin!" You're thinking of Brazil.txt https://pastebin.com/ANGXu1mw
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:11 |
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Ahahaha, that's the one, thanks.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:32 |
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Pickles are delicious but even so why the gently caress are there pickles in your loving mayonnaise Also Brazil.txt doesn't belong here as I'm pretty sure every buttcoiner has for real jerked off on an underage brown kid at least once.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 05:53 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This probably appeared in a previous iteration of this thread, but it just popped up in my life again, so I am sharing with all of you (again). I think that's from an old Douglas Adams book.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 08:14 |
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Holy hot drat I found the motherload: Reddit: That Happened Every single one of these is STDH. Most are better than "today I hosed up" and NAR. Current top post:
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 10:45 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Holy hot drat I found the motherload: Reddit: That Happened I think I'm having a stroke
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 16:38 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Holy hot drat I found the motherload: Reddit: That Happened
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:01 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Holy hot drat I found the motherload: Reddit: That Happened I feel like that's cheating since they're deliberately looking for the most outrageous STDH they can. quote:Rule 1: Please post outrageously true stories that totally happened.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:08 |
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Are Facebook and Tumble not Livejournal type confession sites?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 18:16 |
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oldpainless posted:Goddam that kid is dumb Yeah, wouldn't Batman just send Alfred out to do the shopping?
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 20:42 |
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I feel like this or something similar was posted recently principle
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 22:06 |
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Sounds like a huge bitch tbh
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 22:11 |
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Everyone knows only poors listen to mainstream pop music.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 22:16 |
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Haifisch posted:
She's going to drop his rating below 4.7 and make him not able to drive for them, so good job, duder!
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 22:19 |
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The Snoo posted:I feel like this or something similar was posted recently Why does the mom write like a 14yo? I want birth certificates!
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 22:19 |
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Haifisch posted:
and then the other person in the car stood up and clapped, and he was Albert Einstein.
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 22:32 |
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this dodge stratus is too classy for such dreck, milady.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 00:15 |
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Haifisch posted:
yikes edit: oh god the profile picture
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 00:59 |
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Besesoth posted:and then the other person in the car stood up and clapped, and he was Albert Einstein. Serious STDH. No marriage, nor was Albert given credit for his veterancy as an elite SEAL sniper.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 02:43 |
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What convincing dialogue !
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 09:13 |