WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

lmao please give me a plot where maria falls for sami zayn

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:32

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Lol rip Mike Bennett

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

That was better than any Shinsuke main roster match.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

sami zayn won a match!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

So does Sami get to gently caress Maria now or what?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

mike is more DOA than anyone since the loving Shining Stars

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Sami is now married to Maria. that's how it works, right?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Thank gently caress.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

DeepDickPizza posted:

Haha. Do you see what the alternative is?

His point still stands

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:27

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

bartok posted:

I was hoping they would give Luke Harper's face run a chance I guess that was stupid of me.

WHY WONT THEY PUSH LUKE HARPER

AAAAAAAA THIS MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SO MANY OTHER DUMB THINGS

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

This has to be the most boring PPV in years.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

"They love each other too much" is such a horrible gimmick

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Codependent Poster posted:

Sami is now married to Maria. that's how it works, right?

maria has to buy him a flat cap

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Divorce angle incoming

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Codependent Poster posted:

Sami is now married to Maria. that's how it works, right?

Lineal Marriage

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

That was better than any Shinsuke main roster match.

He had a Very Good TV match against Ziggler.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Aphrodite posted:

That was better than any Shinsuke main roster match.

As lovely as Shinsuke has been, this is absolutely not true.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Aphrodite posted:

That was better than any Shinsuke main roster match.

I liked it too.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

the gently caress was that

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:28

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

how does shawn michaels keep getting acting roles

i love HBK but unless he's pretending to be beat up, he's not a capable actor

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

not really looking real jacked, baby

"Taller" if you want to get pedantic.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

DeepDickPizza posted:

Haha. Do you see what the alternative is?

Maria's wrestling is bad enough that it would have somehow been worse than this.

e: ahahaha what in fresh hell is this movie

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

Lmao did JBL tell Tom to get married

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

The Punjabi Prison has theme music

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

Lineal Marriage

let's start tracking this imo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

spooky indian music

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

beetlo: Mar 20, 2005; Proud forums lurker!

drat Shawn. Stop trying to do movies and poo poo...

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

are y'all ready for this dumb poo poo?!?!?

save.us.corb1n

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

WWE's obsession with having movies in the direct to home market is forever confusing to me.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Accupuncture

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Bill Goldberg posted:

this loving sucks

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:29

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Fi-re Russo!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

over a mile of material, well gollee

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

They're lowering the Uso Penitentiary!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

His point still stands

not really, no. even if Maria was doing bad matches, at least she'd be on the screen instead of her completely worthless husband.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I know a couple of dogs that could get out of that.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Please poo poo on this awful match, Philly.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

hell yes time for the real trainwreck

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:30

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

"Taller" if you want to get pedantic.

what??? "tall" is not, like, a more specific version of, or slight variation on, "jacked"

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

I was getting sick of this being good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:31

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