WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I can't even see the loving ring

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 17:42

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Neo Rasa posted:

How is the snake still so bad looking.

Budget cuts, same reason we're using renewable bamboo instead of steel for cage matches.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Wait, there's been two Punjabi Prison matches?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

They shoulda had Cowboy Bob in a cast from the Singh brother attack onward.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol you can't see poo poo

welcome to the magic of the Punjabi Prison match

now imagine you had like fifth row tickets that you paid $200 bucks for

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

nobodys gonna see a goddamn thing in here

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Republicans posted:

What's with the Bill & Ted/Wayne & Garth signs?

Both sets of dudes rule, uh duh

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

a.lo posted:

I can't even see the loving ring

that's to your benefit

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:38

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

THIS LOOKS SO STUPID

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:39

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

here's a vintage image macro for vintage orton

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:39

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

this is gonna be loving horrible

No poo poo Randy Orton is there

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:39

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oh my god and the second cage wasn't even lowered yet

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:39

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

"Sheer awe at the sight"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:39

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

who wins the match? nobody knows!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

WWE has injected both Randy and Jinder with the same chemicals used in FoxTrax hockey pucks so those in attendance can see where each of them are

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

bartok: May 10, 2006

Testekill posted:

Wait, there's been two Punjabi Prison matches?

Undertaker vs. Big Show who was replacing Great Khali who failed a drug test and Batista vs. The Great Khali. Batista and Khali had the better match.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

beetlo: Mar 20, 2005; Proud forums lurker!

God this is so stupid. And not in the good wrestling stupid way.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

shiksa posted:

nobodys gonna see a goddamn thing in here

Just like the other Punjabi Prison matches

It was almost like fans were saying this was a bad thing to bring back

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

NO MATCH SHOULD NEED THIS LEVEL OF EXPLANATION

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

CJTheran: Mar 31, 2010

That door thing is the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Is there a non-zero chance someone's gonna impale themselves on one of those pieces of bamboo sticking out the top?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:40

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

im the fat guy that was giving two thumbs down with his arms fully extended

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

im the fat guy giving the thumbs down

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

My wife: "I now feel prepared to play this board game"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Vague shapes that are human and referee colored as seen from inside yellow boxes.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

so where are the flag stands?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

They've spent half this ppv explaining the lovely rules to these dumb gimmicks

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Wait you mean this poo poo hasn't started yet?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

"fire russo" chants?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Heh

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# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

How the gently caress does Randy weigh more than Jinder

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

what is the point of this stupid gimmick

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:41

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

Lord Chumley posted:

im the fat guy giving the thumbs down

TOO LATE SUCKAAAAAAA

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:42

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

shiksa posted:

NO MATCH SHOULD NEED THIS LEVEL OF EXPLANATION

If it needs more than three bullet points to explain, then it's a bad match.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:42

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol did i see a rebar cap on one of the pieces of bamboo

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:42

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

a.lo posted:

finally a wrestling match in a forest

Minoru Suzuki v Mecha Mummy 2

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:42

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

didnt even get the goddamn door closed

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:42

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Heh

This gimmick predates that though.

(Which is loving pathetic)

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:42

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Heh I hope they have a cameraman actually in the ring, and the crowd can watch it on the titantron
e: not at the moment, but the camera guy must have holes he can film though

Otherwise I'd be pissed off if I was there and paid $200 for 5th row tickets too!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:43

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Hindi commentary treating Orton like the heel

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:43

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