WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Dangerous Person posted:

Turning? They were excited about this at one point?

I just meant they were getting vocal about it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:51

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 07:38

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Aphrodite posted:

Also bamboo is a grass not a tree.

spoeilers

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:51

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

bartok posted:

It was billed as the specialty match for the Great Khali who had knees that didn't bend so yeah.

I meant regular cage matches. The Khali thing makes sense for this

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Dekk: Aug 31, 2001

A crowd will count down from :10 for literally anything.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

When Vince's kids sell WWE to Disney this well be the Enchanted Tiki Prison match.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

E ^^^^ well that was good timing

love is an open Dooo-oo-oo-rrrr

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Is that a Maharajah chant? I loving hate smarks.

People enjoy THE MAHARAJA!!! Deal with it, nerd.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

lol at calling for the door when you aren't even close to it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

quote:

The 12 hours of G1 I've watched this week felt shorter then this 3 hour PPV.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

The Landstander posted:

Three Doors Down

lol

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

ah poo poo too late

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Is that a Maharajah chant? I loving hate smarks.

Haha holy poo poo. And I thought the show started pretty strong. It just died a death starting with that trash-rear end flag match and never recovered. This is the worst gimmick match in history, Jinder is the only reason we're having it, ergo Jinder is the worst WWE champion of all time. I mean poo poo the Ambrose Asylum sucked rear end but at least it wasn't complicated to explain and gave us a thumbtack spot.

Of course as I typed they started turning so godspeed you smarky fucks

They were chanting "Trust the Process" at first.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DeepDickPizza posted:

People enjoy THE MAHARAJA!!! Deal with it, nerd.

He's no Blue Raja

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

dromal phrenia posted:

this isnt a thing is it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

One door left! :ohdear:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

END THIS

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:52

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

This is ingenious, fans can't throw garbage into the ring

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

VJeff posted:

WWE PRESENTS BATTLEGROUND

WATCH AS ONE MAN STOPS ANOTHER FROM GRABBING A FLAG AND ONE MAN STOPS ANOTHER FROM GOING THROUGH A DOOR

loving RIVETING

After House of Horrors and Punjabi, if Randy wins, his gimmick should just be having to fight his opponent in horrible gimmick matches.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

they were chanting rajahwwf.com

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Has anyone else's stream taken a huge dump for this match? Stalling an poo poo video/sound, but just for this main event tonight

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

I'm the group of 3 dudes cheering for jinder

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__jiz18l84U

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Midnightghoul posted:

This is ingenious, fans can't throw garbage into the ring

It's already there

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

between wwe and trump i think we've broken the flow of time

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:53

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

this is good and jinder is good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Orton is doing his thing to get the crowd going but it's harder when they can barely see it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

raydny prton is retarded

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Erebus posted:

It's already there

wow

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

bloodysabbath posted:

After House of Horrors and Punjabi, if Randy wins, his gimmick should just be having to fight his opponent in horrible gimmick matches.

Randy Orton has been involved in as many terrible gimmick matches as The Undertaker and still has no personality or gimmick.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Bill Goldberg posted:

they were chanting rajahwwf.com

lol

Super audible "Let's Go Jinder" chants.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

They were chanting "Trust the Process" at first.

Ohhh, that's actually great. I was thinking it didn't quite sound like Maharajah.

END THIS MATCH, END THIS TITLE REIGN. FOR THE LOVE OF PISS.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

is that a water weasel?!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

beetlo posted:

Where can I buy distressed yellow spray paint so I, too, can make a "bamboo" prison?

That's yellow curry

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

hahahahahaha

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao, and they didnt even have to climb

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

WHY

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:54

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

*Orton calls for the door to open THEN goes for the RKO*

"This is brilliant!"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:55

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I bet this match looks especially good if you're on a lower-bandwidth connection and this cage just introduces constant artifact noise to the picture

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:55

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

This is somehow worse than i imagined it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:55

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 07:38

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

# ? Jul 24, 2017 03:55

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