WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i wish i knew the logic of the hindi commentators calling jinder as a face

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Well that certainly happened

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

DoctorGonzo posted:

a girl that im dating bite my neck and it looks really bad, i should be worried? infection or something like that?

You're a vampire now.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Khali thicc af

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

downside: no way are we getting corbin

upside: LMFAO

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Golden Bee posted:

Who was behind the fashion files plot?

We know it WASN'T The Ascension. Truthfully, it's probably The Wyatts.

Jesus Whistlehands Christ THEY BROUGHT BACK KHALI TO TRY TO GET JINDER OVER. THAT'S WHAT IT'S COME TO.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

India: A Nation Of Cheaters??

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Randy Orton really can hold his breath

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN JINDER

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

This went so far below a zero that it has wrapped around to a 10.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

foochs post if you're okay

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

So I guess Khali finally got around to paying his sister's dowry.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Smackdown.......rules!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

so instead of Corbin cashing in we got the loving Great Khali.

Yeah, worst PPV.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Okay that was so stupid it wrapped around to being kinda good.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

So I went to watch Thrones, and then I was apartment hunting. Turned it back on to see the Great Khali show up :laffo:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Accident Underwater: Oct 21, 2005; You look like a star!

All 1.3 billion Indians will eventually interfere in this feud

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i believed and told my friend s. foochs that jinder would finally lose that drat championship title. im sorry. iM SOry

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

DoctorGonzo posted:

a girl that im dating bite my neck and it looks really bad, i should be worried? infection or something like that?

This is very important, does she avoid sunlight?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

knowing you? probably infected

god dammit

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

There's no way Randy Orton could have accounted for this, he doesn't check his twitter that often.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

i can't tell if that's one of the worst matches i've ever seen or one of the most entertaining for its awe-inspiring putridity

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

he's just seth rollins from like two years ago

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

the big khali is now fatter and therefore better

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Professor Funk posted:

i can't tell if that's one of the worst matches i've ever seen or one of the most entertaining for it's awe-inspiring putridity

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

hahahahahahaha what a truly awful main event.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

VJeff posted:

so instead of Corbin cashing in we got the loving Great Khali.

Yeah, worst PPV.

I wasn't never expecting Corbin but I was never expecting Khali

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

wrestling is so good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:10

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Can't wait for Tiger Ali Singh to help Jinder retain at Summerslam

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

Jenny Angel: Oct 24, 2010; Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!; Lipstick Apathy

I love that Khali is so out of shape that the only monstrous feats of strength he was capable of were wobbling some bars and holding Randy by the neck

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Saint Freak posted:

India: A Nation Of Cheaters??

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

this was the greatest punjabi prison match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

That was a great ending

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

***** for Khali climbing the cage with tiny stick legs

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Why did Khali never work an Ender's Shadow gimmick?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Jinder Mahal is the worst WWE champion of all time.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

a new study bible! posted:

The chin is in!

Statistically, someone had to have extra chin to counter James Ellsworth's lack thereof.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

DoctorGonzo posted:

a girl that im dating bite my neck and it looks really bad, i should be worried? infection or something like that?

shes more liekly to get the infection since she took a big bite of gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

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bartok: May 10, 2006

I hope this is a one off for Khali's sake

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