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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

YeahTubaMike posted:

*"nice" can mean anything from "genuinely kind" to "hasn't literally set me on fire yet"

Your definition is lacking "set me on fire but apologized."

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hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

lazorexplosion posted:

if i dont go my parents cut off internet

they should have done this first thing

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Khazar-khum posted:

why showers matter

On the one hand I think it's really a great idea considering some of the stuff the incels have said regarding not washing for weeks, but on the other hand, I feel that if you haven't haven't figured this out by high school, you are already a lost cause.

I vaguely remember some years back, when the Buffalo Bills was having a labour dispute with their cheerleaders, it emerged that the cheerleaders were issued a little booklet outlining acceptable behaviours. Some of the stuff was like "never leave the house without make-up, be quiet if you have nothing interesting to say", which was kinda sexist, but other things were like "shower regularly, use tampons or pads if you are menstruating, don't burp or fart in public" which was pure :psyduck:. I mean how the gently caress do you live as an adult and not know this poo poo? I guess men and women are equally gross, sometimes. And let's not even start on the whole women's-bathroom-thing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hackbunny posted:

they should have done this first thing

The only problem with this is that most everyone has decided that for some reason having the internet is important. Like, I can just see his parents moralizing, "But how will he school and such!! :ohdear:"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think a lot of it is going to end up being a generational thing. The current generation is way more career-obsessed than any before, and there's little if any work-life balance, and many adults were raised as latchkey kids. It's kind of a sad, demented, lonely group on the whole that doesn't know how to relate to others.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
"Don't talk if you have nothing interesting to say" is good advice, we just need to be telling the men that too.

Except me, I should be grandfathered in.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

The only problem with this is that most everyone has decided that for some reason having the internet is important. Like, I can just see his parents moralizing, "But how will he school and such!! :ohdear:"

It's amazing to me how productive I am when I'm not online :downs:

Today, even, I've done a crapton of errands and I know it'll be trivial to do the three remaining ones, as long as I stay off the fuckin computer!!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Literally A Person posted:

Your definition is lacking "set me on fire but apologized."

you're right, and it also omits "set me on fire but only the one time and i totally deserved it"

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

General Dog posted:

Yeah, the power dynamic is a really key element for the incel crowd, and is why there's not really a female equivalent. These guys feel powerless and are just dying to have something in their life (a woman) that they can exercise authority over. For most that's a bigger deal than the sex I think, or at least it's what the sex represents.

Yes, and it's telling that out of incels' extremely specific and long-winded list of requirements for the perfect girl, I don't think I've ever seen intelligence or sense of humor mentioned. The incel's perfect woman is the most boring cookie-cutter Mary Sue character who will never challenge them in any way. A Stepford Wife.

Robots are really what these guys need. Robots that have only the most minimal level of artificial intelligence, like a customer service chatbot. Nothing advanced enough to have feelings, even simulated feelings.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Pick posted:

I think a lot of it is going to end up being a generational thing. The current generation is way more career-obsessed than any before, and there's little if any work-life balance, and many adults were raised as latchkey kids. It's kind of a sad, demented, lonely group on the whole that doesn't know how to relate to others.

What makes you think the next generation is going to be better?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

General Dog posted:

What makes you think the next generation is going to be better?

Because I think we're witnessing the problem and there will be pushback, there's always a pendulum on this poo poo.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

General Dog posted:

What makes you think the next generation is going to be better?

Bloody, horrible, national revolution.

:ussr:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I mean I think even a lot of our generation is going to hit our 40s and go "oh my god"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

I mean I think even a lot of our generation is going to hit our 40s and go "oh my god"

:lol:

You really think this? I know, like me, you are getting near 30. Be frank, when you look at your peer group do you really think they are going to have some kind of epiphany in the next 10 years???

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Pick posted:

I mean I think even a lot of our generation is going to hit our 40s and go "oh my god"

Nah, being alone and working your life away out of fear and being always on call will just be accepted as the new normal.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Literally A Person posted:

The only problem with this is that most everyone has decided that for some reason having the internet is important. Like, I can just see his parents moralizing, "But how will he school and such!! :ohdear:"

Eh internet is kinda important nowadays, depending on where you are. Where I am, unless you live in a large town/city or travel to one regularly, you have to do all your banking and government service stuff online. Some old people are complaining that it's getting harder and harder to book medical appointments on the phone. As for schools, where I work if a student asks to call you regarding some coursework or grades or whatever, the standard answer nowadays is "send an email like a normal person, you freak". Mind you, I'm sure for your average incel, games, porn and reddit make up 99.5% of their daily internet usage, in which case I'm okay with having a shared family computer connected to the internet. Or they can loving move out and use all the internet they've ever wanted.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

:lol:

You really think this? I know, like me, you are getting near 30. Be frank, when you look at your peer group do you really think they are going to have some kind of epiphany in the next 10 years???

It can happen. One of my big ones was when a friend of mine who I deeply respected committed suicide. She'd given everything to her dream of helping people (and was in med school) and as far as I'm concerned they killed her. It was a wakeup call for me anyway.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

It can happen. One of my big ones was when a friend of mine who I deeply respected committed suicide. She'd given everything to her dream of helping people (and was in med school) and as far as I'm concerned they killed her. It was a wakeup call for me anyway.

But what I'm getting at is this, are you not going to work yourself to death being a running dog for the man just like your parents, their parents, and their parents before them?

I would guess you, like everyone else is our generation would say they wouldn't, but c'mon, we know better, right?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Literally A Person posted:

But what I'm getting at is this, are you not going to work yourself to death being a running dog for the man just like your parents, their parents, and their parents before them?

I would guess you, like everyone else is our generation would say they wouldn't, but c'mon, we know better, right?

For far less then our parents and grandparents got.

(Probably more than great-grandparents, though)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pick posted:

I think a lot of it is going to end up being a generational thing. The current generation is way more career-obsessed than any before, and there's little if any work-life balance, and many adults were raised as latchkey kids. It's kind of a sad, demented, lonely group on the whole that doesn't know how to relate to others.

Kinda have to be career focused when you have no money and every is telling you that you should be thankful for your unpaid internship

His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
To be fair no one like really like mouthy game less people who think because they have a math degree and know Magneto's middle name, they know everything and that you should defer to them. Applies to both genders.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


fruit on the bottom posted:

That's great. I'm lazy enough that I'd rather not be the "smart one" all the time and she'll have been socialized to not want to appear smarter than me, so it will end up as a Cold War of us acting progressively more retarded so as not to upset the dynamic. It ends with her trying to invent heelies for dogs and me trying to adopt a giant python, both fully cognizant but feeling trapped with no alternatives

heck, im doin this right now!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

green chicken feet posted:

Here's an article about one such study... interpreting this stuff is not my forte, so maybe it's BS, or maybe it's not.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5627a564e4b02f6a900ed2aa

The secret is to skim the news story for the link to the actual study, and read that instead of the news story cause scientific journalism is appallingly inaccurate

https://academiccommons.columbia.edu/catalog/ac%3A125008

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

How can you even shake a hand of a femaloid or kiss her on a cheek knowing her body's been covered all over by Chad's cum?

seriously

Men have never had cum on their hands. NOPE.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

"Do you jerk off on a daily basis?"

quote:

Used to but was always tired, face looked bloated, started developing aches in pains and not even old, on 3 weeks nofap now and don't feel tired at all now, aches/pains vanishing, face looks cooler.

/r/nofap

Also noticed after fapping i'd want to be alone more and just rot in a corner or sleep on the floor like a degenerate, not right now.

My non scientific conclusion is the body for biological reasons to keep the species alive focuses on replenishing the fluids and it takes rest to do it and if you're doing it daily it doesn't give the body a chance to restart and you feel like poo poo until you do recharge.

iloin siitin
Jul 23, 2017
Precious fluids...

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

lazorexplosion posted:

Men have never had cum on their hands. NOPE.

lol if you don't shrink wrap everything except your urethral meatus to avoid tainting your skin with semen whenever you jack off

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Of all the points on this list, women being unable to hold a conversation is one of the strangest. On average, ability to communicate well, and from an earlier age, is known as a comparative strength of women.

Perhaps by "conversation" this guy means "display of encyclopedic knowledge on the particular TV show or comic book I like".

But I have a sneaking suspicion this fellow doesn't spend much time talking with women at all. Or he's chatting up women who really don't want to talk with him and are actively trying to exit the conversation and avoid the wrong impression.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pick posted:

Because I think we're witnessing the problem and there will be pushback, there's always a pendulum on this poo poo.
Nah. When a 2+ job for each parent in the average household and unfettered internet access from preschool onward is the norm, the kids aren't going to grow up any smarter.

green chicken feet posted:


[quote="Literally A Person" post="474652380"]

Where oh where is this >5'6" out-of-shape east Asian who is broke, lives with her parents, has small tits and rear end, a child, a ceramics and pottery certificate, and can't hold a conversation? :allears: I have this sudden compulsion to tell her how much better I am than her.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

green chicken feet posted:

Of all the points on this list, women being unable to hold a conversation is one of the strangest. On average, ability to communicate well, and from an earlier age, is known as a comparative strength of women.

Perhaps by "conversation" this guy means "display of encyclopedic knowledge on the particular TV show or comic book I like".

But I have a sneaking suspicion this fellow doesn't spend much time talking with women at all. Or he's chatting up women who really don't want to talk with him and are actively trying to exit the conversation and avoid the wrong impression.

Reminder that, in many cases, incels only want to date literal children.

This adult men are complaining that they cannot connect intellectually with 14-16 year olds, and blaming the monolithic Woman for being 'bad at communication'.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
all women ever do is talk about prealgebra and pizza fridays in the cafeteria

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

all women ever do is talk about prealgebra and pizza fridays in the cafeteria

okay, loving :lol:

Beowulfs_Ghost
Nov 6, 2009

HazCat posted:

Reminder that, in many cases, incels only want to date literal children.

This adult men are complaining that they cannot connect intellectually with 14-16 year olds, and blaming the monolithic Woman for being 'bad at communication'.

It is a good thing most of them can't seem to hold down a job. It doesn't take much to buy a panel van and a pack of wine coolers. That is the only thing standing between them and finding kidnapping the woman girl of their dreams.
:stonklol:

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6owgw3/is_forrest_gump_the_most_cucked_movie_ever/

Barudak
May 7, 2007

While normally Im all about slamming Forest Gump as a feel good endorsement of Boomers fantasies of who they were as people and a society, isnt Forest Jr. actually Forests kid?

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Ugh...

I took some acid and had an amazing time, but after three trips I still couldn't break into my unconscious. My id stood like an iron giant, a super-power that I (my Ego) knew I had no chance of fighting. For I am my id at the bottom of it, whether I can feel the direct connection or not...

And my unconscious id won't move. I could try doublig my tab intake, or tripling, but I feel certain it's not going to work.

I think I'll just give up. I'm getting nice and drunk and listening to some music. Good night. :)

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Ugh...

I took some acid and had an amazing time, but after three trips I still couldn't break into my unconscious. My id stood like an iron giant, a super-power that I (my Ego) knew I had no chance of fighting. For I am my id at the bottom of it, whether I can feel the direct connection or not...

And my unconscious id won't move. I could try doublig my tab intake, or tripling, but I feel certain it's not going to work.

I think I'll just give up. I'm getting nice and drunk and listening to some music. Good night. :)

Soounds like a plan, party on my dude

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Pick posted:

all women ever do is talk about prealgebra and pizza fridays in the cafeteria

He thought they could bond of their shared love of My Little Pony, but for some reason she doesn't agree that it's a allegory for why the nazis were right. Women, so stupid!

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Oct 22, 2002



The Unholy Ghost posted:

Ugh...

I took some acid and had an amazing time, but after three trips I still couldn't break into my unconscious. My id stood like an iron giant, a super-power that I (my Ego) knew I had no chance of fighting. For I am my id at the bottom of it, whether I can feel the direct connection or not...

And my unconscious id won't move. I could try doublig my tab intake, or tripling, but I feel certain it's not going to work.

Wow you're boring

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