|
The good: the 2 dumb sand snakes died but Bad Pussy lived The bad: Dany being a bitch for no reason and also being stupid because I guess any time you are in power you act like a moron unless you are a villain I'm guessing Nymeria will show up again because why else have that scene. Someone post some epsidoe 3 - 7 spoilers
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 16, 2024 11:19 |
|
|
Euron is the only alpha male left in the gynocracy that is Westeros.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:15
|
|
|
im the jump cut from cunnilingus to sliding a full hand into a slit between two books
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:19
|
|
|
someone please post a single sentence that ruins the entirety of the latest episode please thank you
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:24
|
|
|
extra stout posted:who remembers the part of tonights episode where they literally read a tumblr quote about pronouns as dialogue what now i read the books and i remember nothing of the sort
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:26
|
|
|
Streak posted:someone please post a single sentence that ruins the entirety of the latest episode please You can not ruin what is already ruined. Sam/Jorah gore scene was over the top.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:29
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:im the jump cut from cunnilingus to sliding a full hand into a slit between two books I'm the jump cut from flaky Jorah crust to Hot Pie crust.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:32
|
|
|
Arcsquad12 posted:I'm the jump cut from flaky Jorah crust to Hot Pie crust. also extremely good
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:36
|
|
|
im the actress playing arya, my head has turned fully into a potato and I suddenly cannot act anymore.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:40
|
|
|
i guess we'll never know how good grey worm is at eating pussy.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:42
|
|
|
The Dennis System posted:Euron is the only alpha male left in the gynocracy that is Westeros. the hound would like a word
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:43
|
|
|
Arcsquad12 posted:I'm the jump cut from flaky Jorah crust to Hot Pie crust. I'm pretty sure the directors just found out about jump cuts six months ago because between the Jorah pie cut this week and the poo poo soup cut last week, they're really getting their money's worth out of the technique.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:44
|
|
|
Streak posted:someone please post a single sentence that ruins the entirety of the latest episode please *shrugs akwardly* Fake edit holy poo poo I fuxked this up
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:44
|
|
|
that slave girl missy or whatever has some banging titties
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:46
|
|
|
Naerasa posted:I'm pretty sure the directors just found out about jump cuts six months ago because between the Jorah pie cut this week and the poo poo soup cut last week, they're really getting their money's worth out of the technique. This show has been full of overused crap like this since the very beginning though?
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:48
|
|
|
Also it's hosed how there is absolutely no feel for passage of time and travel in general in the last couple of seasons. Maybe it's nostalgia at this point, but I recall the first 2-3 seasons at least tried.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:51
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Also it's hosed how there is absolutely no feel for passage of time and travel in general in the last couple of seasons. Maybe it's nostalgia at this point, but I recall the first 2-3 seasons at least tried. the show has passed the books but thats how they are too. the first three seem like they take place over a pretty long period of time and the last 2 feel like they happen in the space of a week
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:54
|
|
|
ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:what now satanic fire priest woman said she had a prophet mind reading or whatever tell her to find the true prince and khaleesi says 'but i am no prince' and then empowered black woman said 'you mistranslate khaleesi, in high valyrian there is no different word for prince and princess' 'this pleases me as i am still pandering to angry women internet blogs', she said Streak posted:This show has been full of overused crap like this since the very beginning though? i'm not a film expert but from memory i don't remember a single moment of jump cuts or rapid cuts in the ned stark era, and now that 'sam cleans poop' episode almost felt like a youtube parody the way they cut the shot 50 times to sync with the poop splat techno, definitely unfitting for the show and seems to be happening more often now
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 06:55
|
|
|
Naerasa posted:I'm pretty sure the directors just found out about jump cuts six months ago because between the Jorah pie cut this week and the poo poo soup cut last week, they're really getting their money's worth out of the technique. It's called a "match cut," bro. Why is everybody in the same Star Trek villain jumpsuits and why do no main characters except the hound and his boys have medieval hairdos. Like ever guy and half the women are now styled like GQ photo spreads. I think the show would be a lot cooler and the Slay Queens a lot more interesting if they didn't have 3 scenes per episode that were like "Mankind...more like WOmankind, right!?!" Nothing is more boring than the greyworm/hot girl scenes. Bad actors and characters than cannot gently caress. I'd literally rather watch Danny give a commencement speech to a Sandsnake academy graduation class about how they need to not let the patriarchy get in the way of their goals to murder people to acquire estates.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:04
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Also it's hosed how there is absolutely no feel for passage of time and travel in general in the last couple of seasons. Maybe it's nostalgia at this point, but I recall the first 2-3 seasons at least tried. Euron built a giant armada of ships in like a week.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:04
|
|
|
Blue Raider posted:the show has passed the books but thats how they are too. the first three seem like they take place over a pretty long period of time and the last 2 feel like they happen in the space of a week I just don't like the rapid transition between people sitting down in a meeting hall and then appearing in the middle of nowhere, far away. I'd settle for a subtitle like "2 weeks later, in the dragon anus cavern..." Like, i've got no idea how much time passed from when that pirate chick stole literally the whole navy last season and now when the other impoverished pirates built a second bigger fleet.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:04
|
|
|
Last Buffalo posted:It's called a "match cut," bro. gently caress off back to TVIV you insufferable nerd
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:06
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Like, i've got no idea how much time passed from when that pirate chick stole literally the whole navy last season and now when the other impoverished pirates built a second bigger fleet.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:11
|
|
|
lmao they gave grey worm a 45 minute sex scene this show is not good
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:19
|
|
|
The Dennis System posted:Euron built a giant armada of ships in like a week. On an island with no trees.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:20
|
|
|
How did urine catch the other fleet anyway wasn't he just at kings landing talking poo poo?
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:22
|
|
|
ROFLburger posted:lmao they gave grey worm a 45 minute sex scene Grey worm scene was honestly one of the few not bad parts of this episode.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:23
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Grey worm scene was honestly one of the few not bad parts of this episode. What an outrageous thing to say
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:24
|
|
|
Was this the worst episode yet? It's gotta be pretty damned close. Only good thing was the boobs.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:27
|
|
|
Glenn Quebec posted:What an outrageous thing to say I like Grey worm as a character, and he's seen some development over the last 2 seasons. They are really developing his humanity and vulnerability, diverging from a paradoxically dickless macho automaton. Also, nice tits.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:30
|
|
|
Waltzing Along posted:Was this the worst episode yet? It's gotta be pretty damned close. euron yukking it up was p good
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:32
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:Grey worm scene was honestly one of the few not bad parts of this episode. actually the opposite. it was one of many bad parts of this episode
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:40
|
|
|
lol are these the Bad Pussy girls? ahhahahah oh she stabbed him in the DICK
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:44
|
|
|
Blue Raider posted:euron yukking it up was p good CGI Euron jumping off a corvus on fire was the best image of the episode.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 07:47
|
|
|
I am a greyjoy who has built my entire life around raiding and being a sneaky pirate on the sea but cannot post lookouts to notice the giant loving dreadnaught armada until it is literally ramming my ship and killing my crew. ama.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 08:01
|
|
|
bag em and tag em posted:I am a greyjoy who has built my entire life around raiding and being a sneaky pirate on the sea but cannot post lookouts to notice the giant loving dreadnaught armada until it is literally ramming my ship and killing my crew. ama. You can't blame them they were already undergoing a foreign invasion at the time
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 08:04
|
|
|
i'm the guy that stood directly underneath that giant fuckass boarding thing and got crushed like an idiot holy gently caress this show sucks
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 08:10
|
|
|
Blue Raider posted:euron yukking it up was p good I have a feeling Euron is our new Ramsey. He will accomplish every goal and all his plans will work picture perfectly until his boss battle showdown with a good guy.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 08:12
|
|
|
bag em and tag em posted:I am a greyjoy who has built my entire life around raiding and being a sneaky pirate on the sea but cannot post lookouts to notice the giant loving dreadnaught armada until it is literally ramming my ship and killing my crew. ama. Every episode you have to play a game and see which scenes gives you the "roll eyes". That was one. The speech at the beginning with Varys. Cersei's throne and giant empowering crossbow. Doggies and Arya. It doesn't help that it feels like more and more either the actors are hamming it up or the choices of directors have been poor.
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 09:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 16, 2024 11:19 |
|
|
I didn't understand the directors intent when it's Yara v Euron v Theon. They show Yara and Theon crying a bit, but is she sad that Theon won't help? Like wtf is he supposed to do there is literally a blade against her throat he can't do nothing. Or was it like, a silent moment where they both know he has to abandon her to have any hope of survival himself. Also, ~fart~
|
|
#
?
Jul 24, 2017 09:40
|
|
