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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


This annoys me greatly as someone who actually pays attention to solar activity to predict aurora potential.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


OK, uhh... "How can a manatee be 69 years old when America is only 45th years old?!?"

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004



It's neat how this clashes with your avatar.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Squidster posted:


From this great Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/zchamu/status/888076067168301056

It's like a microcosm of every battle of 'common sense' vs 'government waste' aka health and safety regulations.
Wow. My first thought was that if anyone got hurt on those steps that guy was screwed, but this is even worse than I expected.

trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Jul 24, 2017

Metrofreak
Mar 17, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I'm not gonna lie, I'm loving having this crazy ex coworker lady on my timeline.
One third hippie water saving indigenous ally, one third granola new age energy poo poo, one third Alex Jones:

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Is the "joke" that literally none of those "rules" remotely resemble anything Alinsky has written?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I believe the useful idiots are actually the people who read that and find anything at all to take away from it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Get it together PEDOPHILES

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They already tried that on Workaholics with gymnasts and it didn't work out.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
In a 🌍 without 👨daddies👨 you would have 😭 instead of 😩, 💀☠️ instead of 👅💦, 🙄 instead of 😘😍 , 💔 instead of 💓💘... 😩🙈 celebrate cummies this #WorldDaddyDay👪

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Saagonsa posted:

While dumb, that seems like perfectly fine English?

No, the word "abhorrent" doesn't make sense at all (not sure if the writer was trying to say that English is hated by the "education system" or what). And, as Slime said, the promiscuous commas and the capitalization of "Language" aren't correct.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I wish we could have World No-Emojis Day, rather than that mess that Exxon tweeted out.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Cotton posted:

OK, uhh... "How can a manatee be 69 years old when America is only 45th years old?!?"

Whaaaaa okay this person is misinformed on several levels

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

AlbieQuirky posted:

No, the word "abhorrent" doesn't make sense at all (not sure if the writer was trying to say that English is hated by the "education system" or what). And, as Slime said, the promiscuous commas and the capitalization of "Language" aren't correct.

Yeah, I think he was going for something like "Why do people abhor good grammer?" but it's a swing and a miss.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Question Mark Mound posted:

In a 🌍 without 👨daddies👨 you would have 😭 instead of 😩, 💀☠️ instead of 👅💦, 🙄 instead of 😘😍 , 💔 instead of 💓💘... 😩🙈 celebrate cummies this #WorldDaddyDay👪

Why did you make me read this with my own eyes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Midnight Voyager posted:

Whaaaaa okay this person is misinformed on several levels

That's what Hillama wants you to think!

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

hyperhazard posted:

Yeah, I think he was going for something like "Why do people abhor good grammer?" but it's a swing and a miss.

At the heart of it all is this: If you're going to criticize someone else's spelling or grammar, you'd better be Mr. Kingshit Merriam Oxford Harvardson in your written complaint.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

timp posted:

At the heart of it all is this: If you're going to criticize someone else's spelling or grammar, you'd better be Mr. Kingshit Merriam Oxford Harvardson in your written complaint.

Well, there's language that obscures meaning and there's language that fails to correctly use the subjunctive (:argh:). I think it's fair to criticize the former even if you're employing the latter to do so.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Subjunctive posted:

Well, there's language that obscures meaning and there's language that fails to correctly use the subjunctive (:argh:). I think it's fair to criticize the former even if you're employing the latter to do so.

Nice split infinitive there you reprobate

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Data Graham posted:

Nice split infinitive there you reprobate

Indeed. Split infinitives are something up with which I will not put.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I thought everyone had gotten over the "IM MORE SPECIALER THAN YOU, PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF ON HOW TO INTERACT WITH ME, THE STAR OF THE WORLD" phase of Facebook with posting articles about being introverted.



Apparently being an empath means you need very special treatment and consideration from the rest of us normies.





Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
HEY MY lovely COUSIN IS BACK WITH MORE ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I thought everyone had gotten over the "IM MORE SPECIALER THAN YOU, PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF ON HOW TO INTERACT WITH ME, THE STAR OF THE WORLD" phase of Facebook with posting articles about being introverted.



Apparently being an empath means you need very special treatment and consideration from the rest of us normies.







It looks like someone saw an old rerun of Star Trek ("The Empath")and decided that the character fit them.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Midnight Voyager posted:

HEY MY lovely COUSIN IS BACK WITH MORE ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS



gently caress anyone who tries to use that tragic situation to make a political point.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Baby Charlie having a rare disorder that's only been diagnosed in <20 others, gently caress that idiot.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
With the announcement that Steven Spielberg is going to direct the film adaptation to Ready Player One, some one found the author writing about his ideal porn, and it, uh, sure is something.

GamemasterAnthony posted:

Nerd Porn Auteur
by Ernest Cline


(Click to play or download the mp3)
I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed gently caress bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.

You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to gently caress up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.

Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.

And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be gently caress films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."

This idea is a loving gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .

If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.


It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I thought everyone had gotten over the "IM MORE SPECIALER THAN YOU, PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF ON HOW TO INTERACT WITH ME, THE STAR OF THE WORLD" phase of Facebook with posting articles about being introverted.



Apparently being an empath means you need very special treatment and consideration from the rest of us normies.







All those first-generation Indigo Children are growing up

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Plom Bar posted:

With the announcement that Steven Spielberg is going to direct the film adaptation to Ready Player One, some one found the author writing about his ideal porn, and it, uh, sure is something.

Hey, Ernest Cline, genius, loving everyone knows what Tatooine is. That's the most lovely, lowball question you could have asked of a human being. You are the nerd who wants to "debunk" a Fake Geek Girl by asking her what planet Superman is from, gently caress off.

PS: If you're one of the nerds who goes "Well ACTUALLLY, he was born on Polis Massa, so TECHNICALLY," yeah, nobody cares, go gently caress yourself again.

Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Jul 24, 2017

Tip Shades
Oct 28, 2016

Midnight Voyager posted:

Hey, Ernest Cline, genius, loving everyone knows what Tatooine is. That's the most lovely, lowball question you could have asked of a human being. You are the nerd who wants to "debunk" a Fake Geek Girl by asking her what planet Superman is from, gently caress off.

That's pretty much his level of nerd-dom. Ready Player One came across as him trying desperately to prove how much of a nerd he is by listing off as much 80s pop culture trivia as he could cram in a YA novel.

It doesn't surprise me to see a rant about smart girls where he references tweed jackets and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to show how smart his "porn starlets" would be. But maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe he just likes to list things.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Midnight Voyager posted:

HEY MY lovely COUSIN IS BACK WITH MORE ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS



"Life" in this instance being defined as "being tied to machines that have to operate your lungs for you because your degenerative condition has already robbed you of sight, hearing, movement and comprehension, because a doctor who's never even looked at your medical records says he can help".

I saw an interview with the dad of a kid who's condition wasn't nearly as severe and the best they could offer after years of treatment was "maybe in a few more years he'll be able to blink so we don't have to eye-dropper him 24/7". gently caress that, if I'm ever in a condition that makes the dude from the Metallica video look like Rampage Jackson, switch me off.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Midnight Voyager posted:

HEY MY lovely COUSIN IS BACK WITH MORE ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS



In case you haven't kept up with the Charlie Gard case, he's a baby that was born with mitochondrial DNA depletion syndrome. His body began shutting down by itself to the point where he's now completely incapable of eating, breathing, seeing, or hearing without medical devices to do it for him. There's an infinitesimally small chance that he'll ever improve from his current state (which is basically a vegetable baby), and if he does he's not going to live much longer.

The family is currently fighting to deny that their son is irreversibly, terminally ill and that the millions they want to spend on experimental care overseas would be wasted.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Tip Shades posted:

That's pretty much his level of nerd-dom. Ready Player One came across as him trying desperately to prove how much of a nerd he is by listing off as much 80s pop culture trivia as he could cram in a YA novel.

It doesn't surprise me to see a rant about smart girls where he references tweed jackets and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to show how smart his "porn starlets" would be. But maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe he just likes to list things.

It's the whole "sapiosexual" thing writ large, complete with some awfully telling commentary concerning how he views women who don't fit his ideal.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

chitoryu12 posted:

In case you haven't kept up with the Charlie Gard case, he's a baby that was born with mitochondrial DNA depletion syndrome. His body began shutting down by itself to the point where he's now completely incapable of eating, breathing, seeing, or hearing without medical devices to do it for him. There's an infinitesimally small chance that he'll ever improve from his current state (which is basically a vegetable baby), and if he does he's not going to live much longer.

The family is currently fighting to deny that their son is irreversibly, terminally ill and that the millions they want to spend on experimental care overseas would be wasted.

Also the doctor that offered "treatment" was a scam.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Good news, they've stopped! They're claiming that the case went on for too long and he's now too far gone for the life saving treatment to work. It's more doctor-blaming bullshit but they're in too deep to back out without pro-life psychos calling them murderers as they bury their son, so let them believe what they want.

I honestly have nothing but sympathy for the parents. Dealing with a terminally ill baby is unimaginable without having scam artists and placard-waving maniacs filling your head art lies about how he'd be a football-playing chess champion if SOCIALIZED MEDICINE wasn't killing him. I know they called the media in the first place but all the really dumb stuff like claiming the hospital/judge/NHS is lying came once the crazies were in charge.

E: I'd forgotten Congress voted to give the baby US citizenship on the back of that scam artist, too. This stupid world.

NO FUCK YOU DAD has a new favorite as of 23:46 on Jul 24, 2017

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Wait, pro-life people who care about a baby after birth? Gonna need you to talk me through that.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Subjunctive posted:

Wait, pro-life people who care about a baby after birth? Gonna need you to talk me through that.

They were getting money in the approved way (donations), and the baby is white. He also was not going to live even with aid so they wouldn't have to keep paying. It's a one-time donation for the attention.

Pick any or all of the above.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

OK, thanks.

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Midnight Voyager posted:

HEY MY lovely COUSIN IS BACK WITH MORE ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS



And the insurance companies decided I should die so that lovely baby can live

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