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Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

pokchu posted:

Is it possible for McConnell to whip out the AHCA that the house passed and try for something that would go straight to the presidents desk for signature, in an attempt to pull a fast one at the last minute?

Yes, very possible. Call your senator!

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

pokchu posted:

Is it possible for McConnell to whip out the AHCA that the house passed and try for something that would go straight to the presidents desk for signature, in an attempt to pull a fast one at the last minute?

not without overruling the parliamentarian

but it doesn't matter it is widely believed that if anything manages to pass the Senate it will go to an immediate vote in the House and likely pass

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

pokchu posted:

Is it possible for McConnell to whip out the AHCA that the house passed and try for something that would go straight to the presidents desk for signature, in an attempt to pull a fast one at the last minute?

No one loving knows, especially given the ruling that so much of the bill violates the Byrd Rules

vaginadeathgrip
Jun 18, 2003

all them bitches can't handle my sassy ass mouth

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Kushner is only 4 years older than me but he looks like Mr Burns. Does he have loving rickets or something? Do you even lift, Kushbro?

His assistant probably does it for him

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

evilweasel posted:

not without overruling the parliamentarian

but it doesn't matter it is widely believed that if anything manages to pass the Senate it will go to an immediate vote in the House and likely pass

Yeah, this. The only way they might pull something together would be to pull McCain out of the hospital to squeeze out a 50+1 vote.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Covok posted:

He'd bring a SNES controller, she'd bring soap, water, and deorderant.

He'd concede in fear.



lol (on the right)

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Fitzy Fitz posted:

MICROSOFT BOB DOG

Never forget.

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
That man is a question asked by cholesterol, and the answer is Nickelback.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


redgubbinz posted:



lol (on the right)

I thought he looked like a big baby.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

redgubbinz posted:



lol (on the right)

This...was...not...the response...I was expecting...

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Also btw its clear Trump is pressuring Sessions to resign so he can try to get someone in that would dismiss Mueller...right?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Crazyweasel posted:

Also btw its clear Trump is pressuring Sessions to resign so he can try to get someone in that would dismiss Mueller...right?

that, or just long-running fury over mueller being appointed in the first place

but probably that

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/889563398320599040

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Thank god McCain isn't there.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
So it's just a straight repeal now and all the complicated stuff will be added as amendments? That's so stupid.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Thank god McCain isn't there.

Disturbing if true.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

After joogling this Trump underage lawsuit it seems super fishy, like anonymous plaintiff with anonymous corroborating witnesses being shopped around by snoodly characters.

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
Trumps plan re sessions is to shortcut past the friday night massacre by embarrassing sessions so hard he resigns to save his dignity

It is a strange plan to arrive at from a man who only has long term relationships with shameless people

I guess the idea is that with enough low grade burns abd bad jokes, sessions will just putz off in a huff

Saturday night live massacre

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Crazyweasel posted:

Also btw its clear Trump is pressuring Sessions to resign so he can try to get someone in that would dismiss Mueller...right?

It's possible, but that would require Trump controlling his impulses and carrying out a strategy, so it's somewhat unlikely. It's more likely that one of his monstrous minions is currently pulling Trump's strings to burn Sessions.

Also remember that Trump really loves making GBS threads on underlings, just remember how he treated Christie on camera.

Javes
May 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.
:barf:

https://twitter.com/joss/status/888836492696723457

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

:chloe:

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Thank god McCain isn't there.

I might have to re-evaluate my long-standing policy of "gently caress cancer."

"gently caress cancer except in extraordinary circumstances where some cancer means less people will die of cancer."

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

cant cook creole bream posted:

So it's just a straight repeal now and all the complicated stuff will be added as amendments? That's so stupid.

No.

They open debate on the House bill - the AHCA. If debate opens, they then propose an "amendment" that will gut the entire house bill and replace it with a new one. But they haven't said what amendment or amendments. It seems the plan is to vote on all of them?

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

evilweasel posted:

No.

They open debate on the House bill - the AHCA. If debate opens, they then propose an "amendment" that will gut the entire house bill and replace it with a new one. But they haven't said what amendment or amendments. It seems the plan is to vote on all of them?

Wasn't Paul's objection to MTP into vote-a-rama that he's worried something less than total repeal will pass? Has he shifted?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Randbrick posted:

Trumps plan re sessions is to shortcut past the friday night massacre by embarrassing sessions so hard he resigns to save his dignity

It is a strange plan to arrive at from a man who only has long term relationships with shameless people

I guess the idea is that with enough low grade burns abd bad jokes, sessions will just putz off in a huff

Saturday night live massacre

Nice

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

SulphagneSocialist posted:

Wasn't Paul's objection to MTP into vote-a-rama that he's worried something less than total repeal will pass? Has he shifted?

I think he was saying that he wanted the initial "amendment" to be to replace the bill with the 2015 repeal. i have no idea what his current position is but he seems to be lining up an argument that he voted against the MTP because of something Mitch did but isn't quite sure what Mitch did to warrant it yet.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I think it'd be better to seduce cancer and make it fall in love with you. Then you could be in a strong but not without problems marriage for 30 years.

You could then hold cancers hand while it peacefully passed away while listening to the Beatles White Album.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
As your daily reminder, it is a SIGNIFICANT possibility the senate DESTROYS healthcare for ALL this week.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Covok posted:

As your daily reminder, it is a SIGNIFICANT possibility the senate DESTROYS healthcare for ALL this week.

Thanks Covok

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
... I've got it, Covok is a sentient DCCC email.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




2017 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Glioblastoma.

Omnitrix
Aug 14, 2008

Jacob likes air cooled VW's

Yay my dipshit rep is in the news again. This dingus was accused of stalking and harassing one of his interns a few years ago. He only won because the district was gerrymandered to death...it was just redrawn and he doesn't have a snowball's chance in hill this go around.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

blue wave just got ten feet higher

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Covok posted:

As your daily reminder, it is a SIGNIFICANT possibility the senate DESTROYS healthcare for ALL this week.

Wait really none of us had given that any thought

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Covok posted:

As your daily reminder, it is a SIGNIFICANT possibility the senate DESTROYS healthcare for ALL this week.

Someone's forgetting to be Cheerful.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Office Pig posted:

... I've got it, Covok is a sentient DCCC email.

That would actually explain a lot.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Office Pig posted:

... I've got it, Covok is a sentient DCCC email.

Nah, if it was a DCCC e-mail, it would say "As your daily reminder, it is a SIGNIFICANT possibility the senate DESTROYS healthcare for ALL this week, AND IT'S ALL YOUR loving FAULT!"

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Will 2018 be about the Violent Left?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAVk_zFuOKw

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Fart City posted:

Trump's gonna burn through his bench so fast during his presidency, he'll probably resort to more Apprentice cast offs before he leaves office.

Looking forward to Attorney General Gene Richard Simmons

Same

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TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Chilichimp posted:

Nah, if it was a DCCC e-mail, it would say "As your daily reminder, it is a SIGNIFICANT possibility the senate DESTROYS healthcare for ALL this week, AND IT'S ALL YOUR loving FAULT!"
Let's be real, a DCCC e-mail would say "Healthcare is ALREADY GONE. IT'S OVER, WE LOST."

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