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evilweasel posted:i wasn't I started the first year the Eagles made the NFCCG so I got used to crushing disappointment early 
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Jul 24, 2017 21:21
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/walks up to the mic /clears throat "gently caress boston"
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Jul 24, 2017 21:22
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wandler20 posted:In the mid 90s I was both a Patriots and Bucs fan and one day decided I needed to go with one team. I chose the Bucs. I hosed that decision up. No, you chose wisely. Technically, the Bucs have the first pure Super Bowl win (after the alignment) 
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Jul 24, 2017 21:24
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Got curious about QB WINZ and teams that quarterbacks have never beaten. The only in NFL history to beat all teams existing at the time are Tarkenton, Montana, Favre and Peyton. Kerry Collins nearly got there, but he never beat the Dolphins.code:https://www.pro-football-reference.com/friv/qb-wins.htm
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Jul 24, 2017 21:33
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Forever_Peace posted:Well I mean yeah but I'm still peppering the forums with bold, outlandish predictions so that I can link the right one at the end of the season and be like "it was foretold". It was a safety in overtime on Halloween and it was glorious. I would follow that Bengals poster to hell.
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Jul 24, 2017 21:44
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Shangri-Law School posted:Got curious about QB WINZ and teams that quarterbacks have never beaten. The only in NFL history to beat all teams existing at the time are Tarkenton, Montana, Favre and Peyton. Kerry Collins nearly got there, but he never beat the Dolphins. My poor neck-bearded QB...
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Jul 24, 2017 21:45
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quote:Matt Ryan 29 Falcons, Patriots, Steelers So triggered rn
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Jul 24, 2017 21:50
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lol at Eli not beating the Chargers. 0 for 3.
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Jul 24, 2017 21:50
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Diva Cupcake posted:lol at Eli not beating the Chargers. 0 for 3. It was part of the trade agreement all those years ago
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Jul 24, 2017 21:51
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http://www.espn.com/espn/now?nowId=21-0681181452146053869-4ESPN posted:No more touchdown-commercial-kickoff-commercial sequences. NFL TV broadcasts won't have "the double up" on commercials anymore, Packers president Mark Murphy said. 
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Jul 24, 2017 21:51
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Shangri-Law School posted:Got curious about QB WINZ and teams that quarterbacks have never beaten. The only in NFL history to beat all teams existing at the time are Tarkenton, Montana, Favre and Peyton. Kerry Collins nearly got there, but he never beat the Dolphins. Alex could have a chance at this depending on where he goes next year/the year after and if he can hang around as a starter another 5 years or so. I'm assuming he won't go back to the 49ers but I guess who knows?
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Jul 24, 2017 21:51
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/889588397534310401?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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Jul 24, 2017 21:53
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About loving time
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Jul 24, 2017 21:53
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I'm old as poo poo and remember my dad getting mad watching the Bears mercilessly shithouse the Patriots in 1986. Beating Marino in Miami in a game where the weather reduced it to a borderline-unwatchable mud pit murderbrawl was basically the highlight of Patriots fandom to that point. Somebody got rich printing stupid "squish the fish" T-shirts. (looks it up) LOL 71 yards passing, 255 yards rushing. I'm sure we can do that to the '85 Bears and their 46 defense...right? This is kind of the perfect piece of sports writing about the old-timey Patriots, and at their moment of peak franchise triumph up to that point, too: "The Patriots Get Down, Get Dirty and Get Dull" http://articles.latimes.com/1986-01-13/sports/sp-27706_1_patriot-guard 
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Jul 24, 2017 21:55
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pubic works project posted:My poor neck-bearded QB... How many of those teams was he out because of injury? Not that his winning percentage is good against non AFC South teams.
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Jul 24, 2017 21:56
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Eli Wiggum posted:https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/889588397534310401?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet We now go live to Denver. 
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Jul 24, 2017 21:58
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Shangri-Law School posted:Got curious about QB WINZ and teams that quarterbacks have never beaten. The only in NFL history to beat all teams existing at the time are Tarkenton, Montana, Favre and Peyton. Kerry Collins nearly got there, but he never beat the Dolphins. Rivers and Brees have played three times and I've wanted to kill myself after each one
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Jul 24, 2017 22:03
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Drew Brees never beating the Ravens is so random
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Jul 24, 2017 22:05
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Alex Smith not beating either of the teams he has played on is pretty funny too.
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Jul 24, 2017 22:11
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Panthers FO shakeup continues: https://twitter.com/DNewtonespn/status/889591840143364096
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Jul 24, 2017 22:13
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Eli Wiggum posted:Drew Brees never beating the Ravens is so random He's only played them 4 times. 2003, 2006, 2010, and 2014. In 2003 the Chargers were awful, 2006 the Ravens were a 13-3 team, 2010 both teams were pretty good and the game was on the road, 2014 the Saints were pretty bad and the Ravens ok. So half not a ton of chances and half bad timing it looks like.
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Jul 24, 2017 22:14
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wandler20 posted:Panthers FO shakeup continues: what the gently caress is going on edit* holy poo poo he was fired by hurney two months after being hired by gettleman hurney is game of thrones'ing this poo poo. next will be the part where cersei extends a bunch of lovely runningbacks
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Jul 24, 2017 22:21
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FizFashizzle posted:what the gently caress is going on Valar morghulis
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Jul 24, 2017 22:34
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Diva Cupcake posted:lol at Eli not beating the Chargers. 0 for 3. Yeah and the two times Eli played the Chargers in San Diego, the Giants got absolutely pantsed. like blown out by 20+ points. The '09 game in the Meadowlands was a really fun one. Giants had the ball for something like 37 minutes and still lost because their defense was a tire fire that year despite still having a really good pass rush.
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Jul 24, 2017 22:53
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I started watching football in the ray rhodes era get on my level My college team has the most wins without a natty. People wonder why I'm eternally bitter and depressing. Asproigerosis fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jul 24, 2017 |
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Jul 24, 2017 23:10
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I started watching the Patriots in 1994, Drew Bledsoe's second year, and my team's had like 2 years of bad football and maybe 3-4 years of average football since I've started. It's been a long, dumb run for the Patriots. Like here's how "horrible" it was pre-Brady: 1994 - Start 3-6, then Parcells tells Bledsoe to throw every down and they win 7 in a row to squeak into the playoffs and then they lose to the Belichick Browns. They didn't really belong there, but that was a fun as hell team. First QB to ever complete 50 passes to 5 different guys. 1995 - 6-10, real disappointment, nothing went well this year. 1996 - Retool the offense. Curtis Martin's in his 2nd year now, they draft Terry Glenn, sign Shawn Jefferson from the Chargers and have a drat good O and Belichick comes back and fixes the D. They do unspeakable things to one of those awful pre-Roethlisberger Steeler teams in the playoffs, and then stomp a Jaguars team riding high off of upsetting a way better Broncos team. .... then they get their poo poo pushed in by Brett Favre and Reggie White. 1997 - Parcells and Belichick leave, the players get better, but the team does worse. Win a game off of one of those Marino and 44 JAGs teams before losing 7-6 to one of those offense-less Steeler teams. 1998 - Team does worse again, but still a playoff team. Turns out you need to add talent in the draft and the Pats' aren't doing that. Get stomped by basically the same Jags team as '96. 1999 - Finish 5th in the AFC East at 8-8. Crazy right? Turns out you need to draft good players and not let your good free agents sign with the Parcells' Jets. This gets Pete Carroll and our awful GM fired and replaced by Belichick. 2000 - An aging declining team with next to no good young players from the last 3 drafts gets stripped to the bone by Belichick. They go 5-11, and everyone starts grumbling about old mr. gloomy. Kalli fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jul 24, 2017 |
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Jul 24, 2017 23:12
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I wonder what this year's FanDuel-style annoying ad will be.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:16
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/889613904862695424
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Jul 24, 2017 23:31
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Asproigerosis posted:I started watching football in the ray rhodes era get on my level Virginia Tech?
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Jul 24, 2017 23:33
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"wow" like he's a player anyone would know if his name wasn't Lucky Whitehead
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Jul 24, 2017 23:35
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Ehud posted:"wow" like he's a player anyone would know if his name wasn't Lucky Whitehead Or if his dog hadn't been dognapped.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:42
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Ehud posted:"wow" like he's a player anyone would know if his name wasn't Lucky Whitehead What, his 260 yards from scrimmage and 0 TD's don't have him on your radar?
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Jul 24, 2017 23:45
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Kalli posted:What, his 260 yards from scrimmage and 0 TD's don't have him on your radar? I mean, training camp starts today for them doesn't it? Who's sitting out there that they need to make the move right now? I wonder if they made him show up just to cut him.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:49
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Cowboys drafted his replacement in the fourth round anyway It was a matter of time
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Jul 24, 2017 23:50
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Character is important on this squad; particularly, not making the coach look like a bigger idiot a day after he gave a speech about how important character is to his team.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:50
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Grittybeard posted:He's only played them 4 times. 2003, 2006, 2010, and 2014. That 2010 game was awesome. Close, excellent offense on both sides and Joe Flacco cursing out the refs. It also had Flacco's best throw to date. It was a 30 yard arched pass over the defense that fell perfectly into the tiny basket that was Ray Rice's little arms. I miss liking Ray Rice.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:55
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Adam Schefter 5 mins · · Lucky Whitehead's agent, David Rich, said his client was not in Virginia when the incident occurred and it's a case of mistaken identity. On June 22, Whitehead was in Dallas, per his flight ticket that Rich has a copy of. Whitehead's United flight left 7:18 am direct to Washington D.C. that morning and landed at 11:30 am - that is 10 hours after the shoplifting crime occurred in Woodbridge, Va. Rich told the Cowboys he didn't appear in court because he never received the citation and summons. The reason he didn't receive the citation and summons is because he wasn't in the state when the crime occurred, Rich said. Still the Cowboys announced they released Whitehead. Rich has told the Cowboys this information. He says the plane record speaks for itself. "It's just unfortunate for the kid," Rich said.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:57
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The Puppy Bowl posted:
It wasn't a loving first down
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Jul 25, 2017 00:18
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weird Asian candy posted:Adam Schefter This is gonna be in Uncle John's Bathroom reader in 5 years.
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Jul 25, 2017 00:36
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swickles posted:Virginia Tech? I am deeply offended, however you have guaranteed will grier will be having a heisman season so it is ok.
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Jul 25, 2017 00:37
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