Palpek posted:OMG hold on to your butts for this one.  That uh... okay then
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Jul 24, 2017 19:28
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i like that posted:They say men are the same but but refuse to acknowledge the fact that our superior testosterone levels motivate us to find a much broader range of the opposite sex sexually attractive. A incel can love a woman in any form as long as she is white, 8+/10, thin, tall, 14, a virgin, never wears make-up, have not talked to or had any physical contact with another man, is fertile, up for anything in the bedroom, does all the cooking and the cleaning, and is super interested in anime and games.
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Shanghaied posted:A incel can love a woman in any form as long as she is white, 8+/10, thin, tall, 14, a virgin, never wears make-up, have not talked to or had any physical contact with another man, is fertile, up for anything in the bedroom, does all the cooking and the cleaning, and is super interested in anime and games. Nah, I'm pretty sure they're willing to concede this one if she's East Asian. As for the second bolded part, provided it's his idea. I doubt he'd be willing to try something she's into.
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I want someone who is a virgin and has never had any contact with a man but also who is up for anything in the bedroom. Why can't I find anyone? It's everyone else's fault.
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Shanghaied posted:A incel can love a woman in any form as long as she is white, 8+/10, thin, tall, 14, a virgin, never wears make-up, have not talked to or had any physical contact with another man, is fertile, up for anything in the bedroom, does all the cooking and the cleaning, and is super interested in anime and games. They stole our struggle, man. This must be the feeling black people get when whites constantly take things off them without knowing the background. Appropriation and poo poo!
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COMRADES posted:I want someone who is a virgin and has never had any contact with a man but also who is up for anything in the bedroom. Their ideal relationship is concubine to emperor.
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Jul 24, 2017 19:39
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r/incel is worse than the Israeli occupation of Palestine
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Palpek posted:OMG hold on to your butts for this one. Rofl so the guy couldn't use his powers to get plastic surgery or lose weight? Man what a terrible super hero.
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If we follow normie logic then: A. Women can sense our mysogynistic personalities therefore they won't date us and B. Women choose to start relationships with abusive men So these women sense the abusive man's personality, but still enter into a relationship with these men. So by putting A and B together, these women sense how abusive these men are, but still enter into relationships in them. By conclusion, women want to be in these abusive relationships.
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Palpek posted:OMG hold on to your butts for this one.  this is amazing
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fruit on the bottom posted:If we follow normie logic then: Who doesn't want to be strong armed by those manly chads :bigtran:
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Jul 24, 2017 21:08
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People actually say "get lost, dude" to people? That is a thing that happens irl and not just on Full House sitcoms?
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I mean, unironically, if you were better at being an abuser you too could pick up some broke brained women but you wont even put in that level of effort which is, frankly, a net positive on society.
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Jul 24, 2017 21:13
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I always love these "This fictional story I wrote PROVES that the real world works the same way!" stories. See also: Atlas Shrugged.
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Jul 24, 2017 21:14
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i like that posted:People actually say "get lost, dude" to people? That is a thing that happens irl and not just on Full House sitcoms? I have no reason to believe that story didn't happen. 
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Pththya-lyi posted:I always love these "This fictional story I wrote PROVES that the real world works the same way!" stories. See also: Atlas Shrugged. Well, in the Fountainhead the architect Roark is the intellectually superior incel, his college roommate Keating the popular but talentless Chad, and Dominique the vapid Stacie. Dominique is attracted to Roark's incel abilities and fucks him, but then accuses Roark of raping her, because all females are liars. She then marries Keating the Chad, because females are stupid and only want Chad cock. Then Keating, being the heartless Chad that he is, whores out Dominique to rich betaprovider Wynand to win a big architectural contract. Wynand is such a betaorbiter that he pays Keating to divorce the used up roastie Dominique, so he can marry her instead, even though she has had sex with at least two men. Meanwhile Keating realises that he is dumb Chad that can't survive without a genius incel like Roark, so he hires Roark to design the new building for Wynand, but being a Chad Dum Dum, he changes the design in the last moment. When Roark discovers the changes he dynamites the building in a fit of incel rage, and is subsequently arrested. But then he made a rousing speech in court and then everyone in court stood up and clapped and he is found not guilty and hailed as the greatest architect ever. Then Roark he... he... he marries Dominique anyway despite being the God-King of Architecture? Like what the gently caress dude, she has slept with at least three men now, her labia are half way down her thighs now! Anyway, clearly Roark was not blackpilled enough. So instead of screwing and peeing on 14 yo virgins, and make them call him "daddy", he's hitched to a old, used-up roastie who only wants him for his betabux, and who is presumably screwing multiple Chads on the side. So it's a kind of a dystopian piece really, showing the futility of struggling against the Stacie-industrial complex.
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^Young libertarian males seem really obvious nowJOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:I have no reason to believe that story didn't happen. That's me irl. Life is suffering said the Buddha! i like that fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jul 24, 2017 |
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I'm the bag marked "vital infrastructure".
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i like that posted:How'd this goofy looking beta cuck get a 6/10 girl? My goodness, I don't like rating people on number scales, but in what insane universe is she average? Incels go through life with inverse beer goggles on, apparently. Which is OK with me because #apoptosis
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Incels make the same mistake online companies with ratings did, nobody uses a granular scale; its either would or would not.
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Welfare programs? Lazy mooching roasties expect me to pay for their Chadspawn! Free university? Good for nothing SJWs trying to make hard working white men pay for their safe spaces and women's studies! Universal healthcare? Get a job if you want chemo so bad, libcuck! I can't get laid? Well, big government needs to step in here and give me free sex slaves and pass a law that says mom has to gently caress me.
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It's easy to see why Onion articles and cartoons suffer from Poe's law so frequently... they're virtually indistinguishable from the real thing
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Palpek posted:OMG hold on to your butts for this one. So he's Bizzaro, except even more retarded.
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Stan Kelly cartoons are satirical. They're published in a satirical newspaper. The entire joke is that Kelly always has the wrong reaction to his subject. Incels are satirizing themselves. E: The cartoon answers its own Kelly Quote! Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jul 24, 2017 |
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P-Mack posted:Welfare programs? Lazy mooching roasties expect me to pay for their Chadspawn! Well um you see, government approved sex slavery isn't anything new, it's just returning to the good old days. You know, when every man was king with authorization to do as he pleased, no worries about pesky little things like human rights getting in the way of a man's personal desires.
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corn in the bible posted:r/incel is worse than the Israeli occupation of Palestine Nah, Israel is worse than r/incel r/incels OTOH ...
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Lol geek porn aka slap sci-fi poo poo on the actors and have them say a few technobabble words as they gently caress "oh yes worf suck on my plasma coils  "so intellectual!
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My Linux Rig posted:"oh yes worf suck on my plasma coils Please, don't stop. 
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If you're fanfic or porno script isn't written entirely in fluent Klingon, including the stage directions, then you can get out of my face, you Vulcan cuck.
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My Linux Rig posted:Lol geek porn aka slap sci-fi poo poo on the actors and have them say a few technobabble words as they gently caress  is that that was written by Ernest Cline, the author of Ready Player One.Oh hey I read that one Oglaf comic too.
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green chicken feet posted:My goodness, I don't like rating people on number scales, but in what insane universe is she average? Incels go through life with inverse beer goggles on, apparently. Which is OK with me because #apoptosis No poo poo. In what universe is that man a 7?
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