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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Dienes posted:

No poo poo. In what universe is that man a 7?

Perhaps his grade has been inflated because the person doing the scoring prefers men to women...? The world may never know.

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

A guy wants a porn version of The Big Bang Theory and somehow this is the least off-putting sexual fantasy in this thread. <-- This sentence contains a sequence of words that should never have been spoken, typed, or even thought. But it's too late now.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The question is not if there is a big bang porn parody but how many languages it is availble in.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I mean there's a lot to say in a valid discussion of what women, both overall and individually, seek, but I will tell you this much, women generally don't like guys who clearly hate them

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

I mean there's a lot to say in a valid discussion of what women, both overall and individually, seek, but I will tell you this much, women generally don't like guys who clearly hate them

:confused: wait...really?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

i was an exception

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

i was an exception
Pick, I like you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

No crying Lady Liberty 0/10. Would not Poe's law again.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Pick, I like you.

Little do incels know that if you break a woman enough as a child then she becomes Pick and then you gotta deal with her leaving cupcakes and orange juice on your porch like a vegan cat

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

Little do incels know that if you break a woman enough as a child then she becomes Pick and then you gotta deal with her leaving cupcakes and orange juice on your porch like a vegan cat

So what you're saying is that we should let you lose on these crazies? Teach them what obsessive really loving means.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

So what you're saying is that we should let you lose on these crazies? Teach them what obsessive really loving means.

Unfortunately, I only had one kokoro of my heart, because the perfect broken girl only has eyes for one man. But yeah you might be able to get a kamikaze system worked out, I'll mail you the deets

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I have no reason to believe that story didn't happen.



:smith:

Exactly. Exactly! When failure is inevitable, one should not be trying to succeed in the first place! And where is the room for despair when regarding an impossibility? We don't cry about not being able to fly, do we? People complain so much, but if something is really a problem, you can either fix it directly or regard it logically as an unmovable stone. If one rationally accepts that a challenge is impossible, they can give up with greater ease.

The real problem is: everyone feels dissatisfied, miserable, and sometimes suicidal. Everyone! And everyone blames a different thing for this pain. The incels blame not being able to have sex, and normal people blame some other pain such as their job, or lack of money. Dissatisfaction is a core component of the human element. It is only escapable by death- or by complete annulment of human concerns, such as in asceticism.

The incels should take advantage of their sexless lives and achieve great things... well, probably, some of them already are. Less relationships means less satisfaction, and less satisfaction should create a drive to pursue a better life, probably by becoming wealthy, and becoming wealthy perhaps by sometimes innovation. Then, when they become successful, the pleasure and wealth attained from their riches might balance out their loveless lives.

(Of course, many throughout the ages would disagree. Goethe's Faust could only be saved by the Eternal Feminine. Odysseus ends his journey in the arms of Penelope. House of Leaves also extols the same message with Navidson finding nothing in the depths of the labyrinth [the scholar's pursuit of "truth", perhaps], and being saved only by his wife. I would suggest, however [in the spirit of eternal hope] that a wealthy, lonely person could purchase a great deal of powerful substances and blast their mind into a permanently happy or blissful state with continual use.)

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Don't worry, some of them are using their misery to achieve greater goals:

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
I don't know man, name one rich and successful incel in history. And don't say Tesla, because he was flat broke for the last forty years of his life, and would have been destitute if not for the largess of the Westinghouse Company. It almost seems like whatever mental illness that makes you bitterly resent more than half of the population also hinders you in other ways.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Shanghaied posted:

I don't know man, name one rich and successful incel in history. And don't say Tesla, because he was flat broke for the last forty years of his life, and would have been destitute if not for the largess of the Westinghouse Company. It almost seems like whatever mental illness that makes you bitterly resent more than half of the population also hinders you in other ways.

At the very least it hinders you in, like, that way.

People are always baffled Liefeld gets work drawing comics. However, by all accounts Liefeld is a super nice guy who always meets deadlines. I'm fighting an urge to hire him as we speak.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
Well no poo poo, a man with Liefeld's "talent" has to be able to use his tongue prettier than a $10000 whore to get to where he is. All of the successful people that I've come across, whether they are businessmen, academics, or whatever can at the very least pretend to be personable. Also, they all have good personal hygiene, like even if the guy's face hasn't met a razor in months, at least he still smells minty fresh.

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Jul 25, 2017

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Palpek posted:

Don't worry, some of them are using their misery to achieve greater goals:



They should just become tax auditors and just make successful people's lives difficult, professionally.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


When you go to the incel reddit every single post is somewhat post-worty. It's so insanely bad. These people have brains broken to the point where they make redpillers look good in comparison. It's not an involuntary celibacy forum it's an outright women-hating page. It's kinda horrifying. I mean, even their non-ironic patron saint is a spree killer that they make loving tribute videos and images about. If another community cherished some massacre perpetrators it would be a huge red flag but because these guys are a laughing stock it just falls between the cracks with all the other awful posts.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Shanghaied posted:

Well no poo poo, a man with Liefeld's "talent" has to be able to use his tongue prettier than a $10000 whore to get to where he is. All of the successful people that I've come across, whether they are businessmen, academics, or whatever can at the very least pretend to be personable. Also, they all have good personal hygiene, like even if the guy's face hasn't met a razor in months, at least he still smells minty fresh.

It's not even that, it's that he seems to be a good person. I know in the cynicism fuckpit of GBS we recoil at this notion, but overall really good people tend to come across well and other normal people want to facilitate their success :shrug:.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

I'm fighting an urge to hire him as we speak.

I'm trying to picture a project that plays into his strengths of drawn renderings of fully armed over-muscled mannequin with shovefulls of fog occluding random extremities so I'm guessing your doing a first ever Sexy Halloween issue of Soldier of Fortune

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im absolutely flabbergasted and disgusted that women seem to be attracted to attractive guys. This doesn't seem right to me... it just does not make any logical sense. And they want to have sex with these attractive men? :psyduck: Why would they want that? That's crazy. Someone explain? Is it because they're all whores?

I don't understand it... It's because they're broken sluts right?

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jul 25, 2017

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


They post photos of attractive guys on their subreddit and then comment how much they hate them. With no story, no reason, just photos of handsome dudes with rows of "gently caress him", "I hate him" written underneath together with their completely made-up chad fantasies about them, how sluts fall for them etc.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

White females that have a preference for black guys are inherently degenerate.

Few things disgust me more than seeing a white Stacy with a Tyrone. I just think she's a whore with a gaping hole as a pussy. They look like they smell like liters of semen.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

My jawline holds me back, short ramus hosed up my lower third.

I don't get surgery because I'm not rich and don't totally trust surgery. It's one of those things where you can pay a lot of money and somehow end up coming out worse.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Generally, people start their love life at around age 11 - that's when the Chads get their first gfs. So if you are a 25yo virgin, you have been incel for 14 years. So if you get your first gf at 25, it will probably be another 14 years before you get your next gf, so you will be around 39 for your 2nd gf. But 39 is way too old to get a prime gf, so any gf you get at that age doesn't really count. When you're 39, women your age are practically infertile, maybe they have 1 or 2 years left.

So there you have it. If you made it to 25 and you are still a virgin, you will probably never have a dating history. You might get lucky and date one girl, but she will probably be the only girl you ever date, and when she breaks up with you then it's over - she will be the only gf you had while you were still somewhat young. Your youth flashed before your eyes and you will exit your life without ever having experienced the best parts of youth. Maybe in your 40s you will get a post wall gf and try to experience with her what you missed out in your prime, but it won't be the same. It won't be the same as when you are both hot bodied teens.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Whitecels: STOP giving White women the benefit of the doubt

Other men should do this too but especially white men. Stop thinking that that cute blonde girl or somewhat nerdy red head girl in your Spanish class is a good girl. Stop thinking that she has only hosed maybe 1 or 2 guys in long term relationships throughout her life. Assume she is a dirty whore who got spit roasted by the basketball team and lacrosse team. Assume she has had 40 different Chads and 20 different Tyrones jizz all over her face. Assume she is in Chad's harem RIGHT NOW and just waiting to get back to him. Assume all of these white girls are SLUTS because the likelihood is that THEY ARE.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

A wild girl appears on incels!

quote:

I'm a girl and honestly I'd love if I had it easy. But I actually don't and my life does suck. Guess I'm the odd girl out.
Time practice chatting with a girl? Empathise? Make an online friend?

quote:

Step 1) spread legs

Step 2) man comes along to solve all ur problems

quote:

Sure snowflake!!!

quote:

Shut up bitch. Just go ride some cocks.

quote:

No one cares.

quote:

And yet I bet you had chad penis inside you

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
A Tyrone!

Their hypothetical frenemies are multiplying.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Why doesn't hispanic chad have his own name and racist caricatures yet? Sad!

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Oct 15, 2012

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Shanghaied posted:

I don't know man, name one rich and successful incel in history. And don't say Tesla, because he was flat broke for the last forty years of his life, and would have been destitute if not for the largess of the Westinghouse Company. It almost seems like whatever mental illness that makes you bitterly resent more than half of the population also hinders you in other ways.

Tesla wanted to gently caress a pigeon.

Pick posted:

At the very least it hinders you in, like, that way.

People are always baffled Liefeld gets work drawing comics. However, by all accounts Liefeld is a super nice guy who always meets deadlines. I'm fighting an urge to hire him as we speak.

Nail Gaiman talks about this a bit. Basically there's three big points:

1. Your work is exceptional
2. You're pleasant to work with.
3. You meet your deadlines.

And basically you can drop the ball on any one of those things as long as you've got the other two locked up solid.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Incel's wrist size

What is your wrist size? I bet the vast majority of us has a wrist size less than 7,5 inches

Mine are subhuman at 6,5 inches

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

7" which is OK but mediocre

what's truly atrocious are my 10th percentile 7" hands
Stacies just want big black hands

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




booyah

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

lazorexplosion posted:

Incel's wrist size

What is your wrist size? I bet the vast majority of us has a wrist size less than 7,5 inches

Mine are subhuman at 6,5 inches

It’s kind of sad that these guys obsess over nonsensical poo poo about their bodies when they a good deal of them could probably pass off as attractive if they worked on themselves a little or get into shape.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
No, that's the funniest thing about this entire sub.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

lazorexplosion posted:

Why doesn't hispanic chad have his own name and racist caricatures yet? Sad!

There was an infographic type thing someone made where Hispanic Chad was Chaun. I think that was intended to rhyme with Juan, but I can't help reading it as CHOWN. And Indian Chad was Chadir.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Rico would be a good hispanic Chad name.

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