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Wheat Loaf posted:There was a Dexter's Lab cartoon about that. He has 30 seconds until the school bus arrives so he uses one of his inventions (a helmet that slows down time) to give himself 30 minutes, except it just makes everything else go slower. Tries pouring milk into his cereal and has to take bites out of it when it gets stuck halfway between the carton and his bowl. That episode was the poo poo.
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And he has to tread slowly because walking normally causes his shoes to catch fire from friction.
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HairyManling posted:I met Rob once after a White Zombie show and he was cool as gently caress. He signed my red leather Docs (it was 1994, of course I had red leather Docs) and seemed like a dude that was passionate about his work. His movies are ok - I enjoyed House of a Thousand Corpses. That's my Rob Zombie story. That same night I met Dimebag and he drew all over my face with a sharpie mimicking his facial hair. He also signed the Doc Marten's, but that's a story for another time. Yeah. The person I know who met him maybe caught him in a foul mood. The man sure has a passion for horror but just doesn't do it for me with his movies.
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syscall girl posted:Yeah. The person I know who met him maybe caught him in a foul mood. passion != skill
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Aleph Null posted:passion != skill This. And he's not even "an ideas man" who comes up with ideas and pitches them and sits back smugly. He takes old concepts and runs with them, poorly.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:False, the computer would not display things fast enough for him to do so and still attend the emergency. Same goes for the shower. I'm pretty sure the Flash can fart speed force on stuff or something, even in the show speedsters take people on joyrides. In the comics, one iteration of the Flash outran being dead for years. Inescapable Duck posted:The Flash is basically a vaguely speed-themed wizard. This is entirely correct.
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food court bailiff posted:In the comics, one iteration of the Flash outran being dead for years. [spoiler]Eobard Thawne did that when he moved from Flash to Legend of Tomorrow.[\spoiler
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How did they explain that he ran faster than being dead? It sounds cool.
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Firstborn posted:How did they explain that he ran faster than being dead? It sounds cool. He was a time remnant and he just kept traveling through time to different times, then he used a magic spear to change reality.
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I think Barry Allen ran so fast at the end of one of the Crisis storylines that he ended up in a Marvel comic.
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Sunswipe posted:I think Barry Allen ran so fast at the end of one of the Crisis storylines that he ended up in a Marvel comic. Marvel had a cross over issue of all their speedster characters and he won, despite never being mentioned or shown in the story before, then kept running.
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Aleph Null posted:Eobard Thawne did that when he moved from Flash to Legend of Tomorrow. You're bad at spoiler tags.
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syscall girl posted:This.
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HairyManling posted:Oh, for sure. Wasn't trying to imply he was a great director or anything. The thing that irritates me the most about his films is that he keeps casting his wife and she is just a terrible actor as far as I'm concerned. I guess you could say the same about Kevin Smith + Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as well as Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter. e: although I liked HBC in Fight Club and some other things, I even liked her in Sweeney Todd
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HBC is a fantastic actor - see her role in the King's Speech - but Burton is a hack of a director.
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Brofessor Slayton posted:You also can't make hot food with superspeed. It's not like you make the flames cook faster. Sandwich of cold cuts and cheeses.
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He could make a great grilled cheese just from scraping butter on raw bread
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syscall girl posted:I guess you could say the same about Kevin Smith + Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as well as Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter. Did Smith ever put his wife front and center or was she just smaller/background roles or cameos? The jewel thief role was her biggest IIRC and that was a background player compared to the others.
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MrJacobs posted:Did Smith ever put his wife front and center or was she just smaller/background roles or cameos? The jewel thief role was her biggest IIRC and that was a background player compared to the others. According to the DVD extras it took them hours to shoot the make-out scene between Brian O'Hallaran and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV6SCp_mWm4 e: pretty small role though
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Someone said something about the Flash taking a poo poo at light speed before going off to fight the bad guy and for the past ten minutes Ive been laughing, the image of the time frozen turds hovering silently above the water and then when the Flash turns off the speedforce the turds hit the bottom of the bowl at like .99 lightspeed, instantly vaporising the neighborhood
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syscall girl posted:According to the DVD extras it took them hours to shoot the make-out scene between Brian O'Hallaran and Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ideally it would have taken forever and then we'd be free of Kevin Smith
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EmmyOk posted:ideally it would have taken forever and then we'd be free of Kevin Smith His smodcast disgusts me when he does ads for those plastic vagina thingies. He refers to them as being tighter than his wife's anus. I know they're just ads but have some self-respect and maybe a little for your wife as well.
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syscall girl posted:His smodcast disgusts me when he does ads for those plastic vagina thingies. https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773 His daughter can read that. The daughter he named Harley Quinn Smith.
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WampaLord posted:https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773 We should all be happy she has parents that love each other so much.
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WampaLord posted:https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773 He needs to cut back on the weed and rejoin reality. He really lost it circa Jersey Girl. And by a lot of other people's opinions waaay before that.
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Calaveron posted:He could make a great grilled cheese just from scraping butter on raw bread That's not how cheese works
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Biplane posted:Someone said something about the Flash taking a poo poo at light speed before going off to fight the bad guy and for the past ten minutes Ive been laughing, the image of the time frozen turds hovering silently above the water and then when the Flash turns off the speedforce the turds hit the bottom of the bowl at like .99 lightspeed, instantly vaporising the neighborhood Neighborhood? That would be a doomsday scenario
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And now I'm imagining The Flash accidentally ending the world because he had some bad sushi
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WampaLord posted:https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773 The Venn diagram of "people who really like Harley Quinn" and "insufferable people" is nearly a circle.
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syscall girl posted:He needs to cut back on the weed and rejoin reality. Irrational Movie Moment: I liked Jersey Girl. I thought it was sweet. Also, whilst I am sure it is a loving awful movie, I thought it was a nice gesture of his to make that stupid Canadian movie, (hahaha they speak in a different accent to us. This is surely the wellspring of all comedy), as a vehicle for his and Johnny Depps daughters. There is just not enough nepotism in todays Hollywood. Ask Jaden Smith.
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MariusLecter posted:Really interested to see if they show something like this in the comics when Zoom presumably encountered Dr Manhattan and lost his loving mind before "dying". Pardon? Why would Dr. Manhattan be in a DC Universe comic?
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Mr. Belpit posted:The Venn diagram of "people who really like Harley Quinn" and "insufferable people" is nearly a circle. It's people who think Harley and the Joker have some sort of ideal romance to aspire to who are the ones you need to watch out for.
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Mr. Belpit posted:The Venn diagram of "people who really like Harley Quinn" and "insufferable people" is nearly a circle. It's right and proper Kevin Smith named his daughter after a mentally deranged sex object with a history of verbal and physical abuse.
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Oh wait no it isn't Harley Quinn is a terrible character and Kevin Smith is a terrible, terrible person.
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Memento posted:Pardon? Why would Dr. Manhattan be in a DC Universe comic? You'd be absolutely right to think he shouldn't be in a DC Universe comic. He totally is though.
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Is that really happening? I know Batman found Rorschach's pin, but I thought it was just some horrible joke. I even heard them saying Rorschach was going to guest in Injustice 2, but again, didn't happen. Just figured it was a big joke. Film isn't even out yet, but I guess we can guess "Ready Player One" is going to be monumentally insufferable and irritating.
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It's real and real dumb even for comics
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Drunken Baker posted:Is that really happening? I know Batman found Rorschach's pin, but I thought it was just some horrible joke. I even heard them saying Rorschach was going to guest in Injustice 2, but again, didn't happen. Just figured it was a big joke. It's all in Doctor Manhattan's wikipedia entry if you're interested. Basically he's responsible for the creation of the New 52 and the death of a handful of characters.
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Whatever lead to the mentality that you can enhance a work of fiction by using the magic of continuity to link it to another existing work? It's probably from the same mindset that believes, since Joyce and Faulkner wrote good literature, you can directly adapt their words into film and automatically create good cinema.
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