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gently caress your horse and the mike pence he rode in on
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Mike Pence never hosed a horse! he made sweet love to her
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Jul 16, 2017 05:38
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bump this thread every time you picture mike pence and a horse
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Jul 16, 2017 06:58
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Mike Pence, horse pocket
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Jul 16, 2017 07:48
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Zeris posted:leatherworker: yes mr. vice president, I received your order, I just wanted to confirm you wanted the embroidered section on your saddle to read "please have sex with me mike pence, for I am a horse, and my inside is good for your outside" Leatherwork: you're back Mr pence, you want a "sexy" horse skin suit that you will use to troll the Meadows for horse cock. I'm worried though, these designs don't include a way for you to get out. You'll be permanently sealed inside this sewn together horses carcass. Please Mr pence, let me add a zip or something! Pence: Neigh!
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Jul 16, 2017 14:40
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there's a huge portrait of the vice president as a centaur both mounting and being mounted inside a sealed room behind a locked, hidden door disguised as a bookcase in the chateaux pence
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Jul 16, 2017 15:00
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Vice President Mike Pence did not gently caress a horse.
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Jul 16, 2017 15:18
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Technically true, for 'twas the horse that hosed Mike Pence
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Jul 16, 2017 15:24
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It's not the crime that gets you, it's the coverup https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/886435979879436289
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Jul 16, 2017 15:24
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Mike Pence wants all the horsemeat he can get
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Jul 16, 2017 15:50
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had to explain to my parents that mike pence was dicked down by a horse
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Jul 16, 2017 16:26
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There's a horse farm a couple blocks from my house that I drive by on my way to work. Sometimes the horses are hanging out by the fence and when they are I stop, get out of the car and salute them to honor Michael Richard Pence, the 48th Vice President of the United States of America
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Jul 16, 2017 17:41
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Tautologicus posted:Vice President Mike Pence did not gently caress a horse. Fake and gay
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Jul 16, 2017 21:45
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Tautologicus posted:Vice President Mike Pence did not gently caress a horse. Thank you for reminding me that Mike Pence hosed a horse
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Jul 17, 2017 01:08
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Tautologicus posted:Vice President Mike Pence did not gently caress a horse. it was sweet tender love that they made, out in the freshly mucked stables
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Jul 17, 2017 01:31
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mike pants his fave herculean labor is when he cleaned out dem stables
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Jul 17, 2017 08:59
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Walk into the stables saying ' i can take everyone in here'
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Jul 17, 2017 11:36
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Pence needs to lay off the ponies
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Jul 18, 2017 13:49
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AS part of those fancy photos windows uses to decorate your login screen I just saw a family of horses and thought if I was pence id be taking a quick trip to the whitehouse bathroom right about now
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Jul 18, 2017 14:39
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Mike Pence is probably a brony.
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Jul 19, 2017 02:42
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Oh, right! Mike Pence hosed a horse. Man, I'd almost forgotten.
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Jul 19, 2017 07:17
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::looks at string around finger:: ::furrows brow:: OH! Mike Pence hosed a horse
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Jul 20, 2017 17:07
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He has a problem with the ponies They're jealous
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Jul 20, 2017 17:09
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When United States Vice President Michael Pence Gets Brained By Giant Horse Cocks At Stable Parties He Takes Trotsky As His Pseudonym
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Jul 20, 2017 23:48
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sometimes i lay awake at night, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling, as the memory comes flooding back; michael pence, vice president of the united states of america, heaving and braying beneath the steaming body of a massive stallion. i fled the farm that night, never to return.
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Jul 21, 2017 02:25
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bump
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Jul 23, 2017 19:34
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thinkin about that horse
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Jul 23, 2017 19:37
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m I k e p e n c e f u c k e d a h o r s e
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Jul 23, 2017 21:37
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he hosed that horse
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Jul 25, 2017 07:19
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You electrocute ten thousand gay mens balls and nobody cares You take away needle exchanges and cause a heroin addict hiv epidemic and does history take note? Nope. You get penetrated by ONE horse and make ONE tweet and you're forever the vpotus who fucks horses. smdh.
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Jul 25, 2017 15:37
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crazy cloud posted:You electrocute ten thousand gay mens balls and nobody cares uh mike pence did the loving - donald trump is mr hands in this administration
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Jul 25, 2017 15:53
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maskenfreiheit posted:uh mike pence did the loving - donald trump is mr hands in this administration  Pence was the receiver, he believes that the best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse
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Jul 25, 2017 15:59
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crazy cloud posted:
thank you for bringing us back to first principles, this thread was getting a bit outlandish when the simple fact is all that happened is mike pence was penetrated by a horse's throbbing cock
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Jul 25, 2017 16:02
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it took a lot of training for Pence to take his first horse cock. hours stretching his rear end with increasing larger dildos. it was hard work but he just kept thinking about what Regan had said, he knew that it was best for him. then one day he knew he was ready to take that giant horse cock. congratulations mike pence. America is proud of you
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Jul 25, 2017 16:51
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Michael R. Pence the R means Reamed (by a horse)
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Jul 25, 2017 16:55
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mike pence's silver mane is protein-enriched by the osmotic properties of having his cardiovascular system and digestive tract sustained at a BHC* level of 69% *blood horse semen content
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Jul 25, 2017 17:59
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Zeris posted:mike pence's silver mane is protein-enriched by the osmotic properties of having his cardiovascular system and digestive tract sustained at a BHC* level of 69% colloidal horse cum
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Jul 26, 2017 17:22
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Jeb wouldn't gently caress a horse, but he would dress up as a horse and gently caress Mike Pence
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crazy cloud posted:You electrocute ten thousand gay mens balls and nobody cares One horse? You drastically underestimate Mike Pence's equine lust.
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