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I was flabbergasted by how not-horrible and I'd even say funny and enjoyable the Goosebumps movie was.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 15:56 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:11 |
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Petition to Hollywood to pull a George Lucas and once there's a new version of a film the old one is destroyed. Crush the nerds.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:12 |
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Maybe Bashir Al Assad could launch some sarin gas at Comic Con
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:19 |
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I strapped into my Ecto 2, a car that was modeled after the Ecto 1 from the hit 1984 movie Ghostbusters. I took a swig of Ecto Cooler from my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vintage sippy cup and cranked the soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom to 11 (that's one more than 10, like from Spinal Tap). We had a long road ahead of us.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:25 |
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https://twitter.com/Hatalie/status/889557578769997825
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:30 |
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I took my Jurassic Park jeep, replicated from the movie Jurassic Park (not to be confused with Replicants from Blade Runner) and put a lovely tarp with metal hooks (lol Captain Hook)on it on my Jurassic Park jeep (Jurassic Park) even though the tarp wasn't rated for travel and loaded it onto a vehicle trailer (not a movie trailer, like what movies have. Movies like Ghostbusters.) When the TellTale Games video games company received my Jurassic Park jeep (based on the Spielberg film Jurassic Park) they had rented for the weekend it was scratched all to hell from the (80's animated rock opera adventure film Heavy) metal bits flapping in the wind on the back of that trailer. Because the video game company wouldn't pay for damages that I caused by being retarded, I knew what I had to. I bazinga'd my way to reddit like Jack Burton from Big Trouble In Little China and convinced yon heroic internet knights to take up arms and doxx a former employee of video game company and send her rape threats even though she retired before all of this happened because she was dying of cancer and was spending her final months running a charity for orphans (like Batman). Freddy Krueger.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:41 |
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If The Big Bang Theory is nerd blackface, then Ready Player One is nerd Birth of a Nation.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:18 |
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Pokeymans aren't girl culture. Please, do not appropriate.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:22 |
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Ready Player One confirmed as shadow-sequel to Pixels. Hollywood will make a third nostalgia grab movie to turn it into a horrible merchandising trilogy cause these things always come in threes. The entrails also talk of a dead eyed Mike Stoklasa and vomit
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:25 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I took my Jurassic Park jeep, replicated from the movie Jurassic Park (not to be confused with Replicants from Blade Runner) and put a lovely tarp with metal hooks (lol Captain Hook)on it on my Jurassic Park jeep (Jurassic Park) even though the tarp wasn't rated for travel and loaded it onto a vehicle trailer (not a movie trailer, like what movies have. Movies like Ghostbusters.)
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:25 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I took my Jurassic Park jeep, replicated from the movie Jurassic Park (not to be confused with Replicants from Blade Runner) and put a lovely tarp with metal hooks (lol Captain Hook)on it on my Jurassic Park jeep (Jurassic Park) even though the tarp wasn't rated for travel and loaded it onto a vehicle trailer (not a movie trailer, like what movies have. Movies like Ghostbusters.) I was wondering when someone would reference Boomerjinks.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:58 |
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WampaLord posted:The Jack Black market didn't collapse, he's still in stuff, he's in the upcoming Jumanji remake. Yeah he's still working and I still enjoy him most of the time, but he's not first billed in anything any more. Not after the back to back of Year One and Gulliver's Travels.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 17:59 |
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https://twitter.com/hct_ibarra/status/889902993906122753
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 18:55 |
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joedevola posted:I can't believe I've never heard of how terrible that Ready Player One book is until now. I was looking through the selected quotes on goodreads and my nose started bleeding. Oh god, it sounds like every character in the book is Kevin Smith.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 18:58 |
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lmao
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:05 |
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How do you think Steven Spielberg feels about directing a movie where his previous work has been re appropriated into soulless name drops?
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:22 |
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khwarezm posted:How do you think Steven Spielberg feels about directing a movie where his previous work has been re appropriated into soulless name drops? I think he's fine with it... PART time.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:24 |
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Please rename Best of the Worst to Dirty Bearded Men in a Room.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 19:25 |
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JB50 posted:I was wondering when someone would reference Boomerjinks. Is that dude still around? His whole deal was his Jeep and that Dodge Magnum Ecto-1. Like, that's all he posted about.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:00 |
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Did that actually happen?
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:02 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Did that actually happen? Yes, and it's in the Goldmine. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2624060 e:Scratch that, this is just the thread where he posted the originals. let me see if I can find the saga.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:04 |
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King Vidiot posted:I think he's fine with it... Grampa just wants to hang out with you kids. You remember E.T.? Grampa directed that. Put down your phone, I said Grampa made a movie.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:06 |
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SpacePig posted:Yes, and it's in the Goldmine. I knew about the cars he made and stuff. I was asking more about the second half of the story with the car being damaged and doxxing someone like a psycho.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:10 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:I knew about the cars he made and stuff. I was asking more about the second half of the story with the car being damaged and doxxing someone like a psycho. Don't remember the details of the doxxing thing but it does sound familiar. I do remember the deal with him shipping the Jeep and it getting damaged. He busted on the forums to go "WOW THEY DAMAGED IT L@@K" but instead people went 'why in the gently caress did you put a cover on it you idiot you transport vehicles in the open like that without a cover' and he proceeded to meltdown. EDIT Oh looks like he still posts on the forums. You'll never guess in what threads
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:14 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:I knew about the cars he made and stuff. I was asking more about the second half of the story with the car being damaged and doxxing someone like a psycho. He did give out contact information for a woman at the video game company and that woman did get rape threats.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:29 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:I knew about the cars he made and stuff. I was asking more about the second half of the story with the car being damaged and doxxing someone like a psycho. OK, did a bit of digging and managed to find most of the pieces. Boomerjinx makes the following post on SA and his own website: Boomerjinks posted:FUN STORY! He makes a similar post on Reddit, and starts getting the whole internet behind him to try to get his damages paid for as quickly as possible. Somewhere during that, he posts the event coordinator's name in a now-deleted Reddit post. She had even left Telltale since this all started. Reddit, of course, starts calling her, threatening her, etc..., leading to her posting this: Today I received non-stop phone calls and emails from an internet pitchfork mob that started in r/gaming. posted:Let me start out by saying that I've been a member of reddit for over three years. During that time I've tried to be a positive member of the community. I organized the San Francisco Bay Area meetup group and have held other meetups in Boston, Kansas City and Seattle. Whenever I'm free on weekend nights I try to sit in r/suicidewatch and r/depression and help posters. Last year I hosted an "Orphan Thanksgiving" and invited all local redditors who needed a place to have dinner into my home. I've met all of my close friends through this community, including my boyfriend. I even adopted my dog through r/bayarea. I've seen some of the previous reddit outrages and generally wonder in, tell people to calm down and then downvote the thread. Obviously I'm not always perfect, I sometimes argue with people over silly things and later regret it. But for the most part I love this site and try to make everyones experience as positive as mine has been. Also of note is that, somewhere in this mess, the CEO of Telltale sent the guy a personal check to deal with the damages so that the noise would calm down in time for the game's release.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:41 |
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Getting a bunch of "threatening" phonecards from Internet teens actually sound hilarious and I would be smiling all day, putting the phone on speaker and everything.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:51 |
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Imagine how much rape-mail the rlm crew gets every day
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:52 |
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SpacePig posted:OK, did a bit of digging and managed to find most of the pieces. Bless you for this, it was a fun read.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:52 |
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His spirit is inextricably linked to that Jeep. It's become a mirror to his soul like the Picture of Dorian Gray.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:54 |
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Proof that someone who immerses themselves in so much pop-culture that it defines them as a person is as terrible as you expect them to be.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:54 |
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nerds suck and so does "nerd culture" and "geek culture". Star wars, star treks, marvel, dc, mighty morphin power rangers, transformers, he-man, thundercats, teenage ninaj turtles, aliens, predators, robocops, terminators, matrix, babylon 5, x-files, ghostbusters, indiana jones, all of it can gently caress off.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:58 |
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Yes that was all real. I remember that thread incredibly fondly. That and FYAD Zipline and Groverhaus are burned into my brain.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:02 |
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khwarezm posted:How do you think Steven Spielberg feels about directing a movie where his previous work has been re appropriated into soulless name drops? The snake is eating its poo poo
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:03 |
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this is he said she said right? sucks that woman was harassed i guess, but i'd believe an individual before a company about the damages
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:12 |
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Relin posted:this is he said she said right? sucks that woman was harassed i guess, but i'd believe an individual before a company about the damages No, he was stupid enough to put a cover on his Jeep when he shouldn't have. If he had left it uncovered, there would be no damage.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:13 |
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Blue Star posted:teenage ninaj turtles Oh man, Nicki Minaj dressed as a ninja turtle...
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:13 |
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Breaks my heart that Spielberg has gone from Bridge of Spies to the uberflop of BFG and now this piece of poo poo
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:35 |
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Dunkirk was the best movie ever made by a robot. The parts where human empathy were needed were the cheesiest bits, but drat does he know how to make poo poo frightening.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:39 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:11 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Dunkirk was the best movie ever made by a robot. The parts where human empathy were needed were the cheesiest bits, but drat does he know how to make poo poo frightening. Yo this is it. Nolan literally can't do human emotions. The dogfight scenes were insanely cool. That sound design was off the charts.
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