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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Beautiful :allears:

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

I'm pushing the fat man.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Original tweet
https://twitter.com/Phonycian/status/889589874499735557

and a respond
https://twitter.com/itsacoaster/status/889608872897458177

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/889174363974627333

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

:perfect:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Don't bully the man, he has a lot of things on his mind right now.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Right now John McCain is a bigger pile of poo poo than Trump.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


was able to fly across the country due to taxpayer funded healthcare to cast a vote to strip millions of their healthcare. what a maverick

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/889927706623827968

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I can't wait until McCain is dead.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


McCain is solidly further up than 3rd in line for "Congressman I most wanted to have lethal brain cancer", and his perpetual concern will be the butt of jokes for many a year if we can get the website built. So... really... he's the least worst congressman ever.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

At least 10% of American adults are hip to Sean Spicer's actual role in the deep state's conspiracy against our beloved President:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/889868162140950529

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
It wasn't a cancerous mass. Like a pearl forming inside an oyster, McCain's brain was trying to isolate and purge the last section that had any empathy for the suffering of millions because it was irritating the rest of him. With the offending mass cut out and cauterized with radiation he is now free from having to be deeply concerned. Unhindered, he is stronger than ever in his resolution to skull gently caress the poor.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I don't like anime but the kill-em-all response got a chuckle out of me.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
I miss Boehner.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

lightpole posted:

I miss Boehner.

I don't, he likely would have put forward a much more acceptable version of repeal and replace. I'm still holding out for insanity to prevail and the bill to fall through due to sheer incompetence

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Out only saving grace is the incompetence of everyone involved

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
In good news, the slightly modified Russia sanctions bill cleared the House 419-3. It now goes to the Senate again, where it earlier passed 97-2.

I wonder if Donnie knows about veto overrides.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

orange juche posted:

I don't like anime but the kill-em-all response got a chuckle out of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


KildarX posted:

McCain is solidly further up than 3rd in line for "Congressman I most wanted to have lethal brain cancer", and his perpetual concern will be the butt of jokes for many a year if we can get the website built.

i just registered the domain. I'll write up some requirements to make sure i'm on the right track and try and get the timeline thing working correctly, the idea being we would correlate the thing he is concerned about with the suffering caused. I'm not guaranteeing any deadlines but it should be a fun little project, and I'd need help aggregating the data

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Okay, that was funny

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Something good happened for a change:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/889957220535947265

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




That is awesome.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


KildarX posted:

McCain is solidly further up than 3rd in line for "Congressman I most wanted to have lethal brain cancer", and his perpetual concern will be the butt of jokes for many a year if we can get the website built. So... really... he's the least worst congressman ever.

It's just like Lincoln said: "if you want to test a man's character, give him cancer."

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

i just registered the domain. I'll write up some requirements to make sure i'm on the right track and try and get the timeline thing working correctly, the idea being we would correlate the thing he is concerned about with the suffering caused. I'm not guaranteeing any deadlines but it should be a fun little project, and I'd need help aggregating the data

I've been building up a sheet of personal events in his life, probably build one that displays context world events too.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Casimir Radon posted:

I've been building up a sheet of personal events in his life, probably build one that displays context world events too.

Do it up like a magic 8 ball, with 20 potential answers regarding how concerned he is or whether you should ask again.

8-Ball posted:

The 20 answers inside a standard Magic 8-Ball are:

● It is certain
● It is decidedly so
● Without a doubt
● Yes definitely
● You may rely on it
● As I see it, yes
● Most likely
● Outlook good
● Yes
● Signs point to yes
● Reply hazy try again
● Ask again later
● Better not tell you now
● Cannot predict now
● Concentrate and ask again
● Don't count on it
● My reply is no
● My sources say no
● Outlook not so good
● Very doubtful

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
dunno if this is a repost but

https://twitter.com/tinyrevolution/status/889669310255435776

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I don't get it? Has he ever said good things about the Vietnamese or something?

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Kawasaki Nun posted:

I don't get it? Has he ever said good things about the Vietnamese or something?

we had a little scuffle in southeast asia in the 60s to the early 70s. John McCain participated in that

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

we had a little scuffle in southeast asia in the 60s to the early 70s. John McCain participated in that

He was deeply concerned about it at the time.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
If he only he had been as concerned with keeping his planes in the air.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Or not sinking carriers (I know it probably wasn't his fault)

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Babyhands is speaking in Youngstown tonight. So far it's just his usual bullshit.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889976051732017155
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889978256618913794

edit: Trump just learned who William McKinley is

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889995382033395712

shyduck fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jul 26, 2017

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

we had a little scuffle in southeast asia in the 60s to the early 70s. John McCain participated in that

If by participated you mean he lost a jet, yeah.

edit

Mr. Nice! posted:

If he only he had been as concerned with keeping his planes in the air.

durn golnit

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
You see if McKinley had used the trump method of handshake he would have not been assassinated that way. It would have thrown the dirty anarchist's aim off.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/890006288406634497

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Gobbeldygook posted:

For me, it was Mr. Hands that got me to stop clicking so many video links, even though I later found out I actually didn't see a dude get hosed to death by a horse.

You sure about that?

Genocide Tendency posted:

Apparently Trump is going to fire Sessions as soon as McConnell calls recess and then use the Recess Appointment rules to install a new AG with out congressional approval and then have that AG fire Muller.

So Muller will be gone before the end of August.

:stare: If that's true...holy poo poo.

Reverand maynard posted:

is he gonna hire hannity

Hannity replacing Spicey would be amazing.


The absolute balls to make that speech while pushing that bill forward.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Godholio posted:



The absolute balls to make that speech while pushing that bill forward.

In a few years, we'll learn that the tumor was a side-effect of the mind control chip the GOP mandated be implanted in all office holders.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
That's not who planted the chip comrade

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Godholio posted:

The absolute balls to make that speech while pushing that bill forward.

It's almost impressive in its own way.

After the best medical care this country has to offer saved his life he then rushed across the country, potentially risking that very life, to be sure he could be the deciding vote to try to take that care away from tens of millions of people. Then he gives that speech.

That is one of the most Republican things ever.

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