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FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Kromlech posted:

Maybe cercei will apply the poison directly to her tits with her tongue. Slowly and lovingly.

Perhaps Jaime will even perform analingus, followed by filling her rectum with injected poison, which she will then fart directly into the face of her mother.

I would let Jaime fill my rectum with his poison.

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Yeah well who wouldnt- the dude is a total chad

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

steinrokkan posted:

should have cast the kid from 6th sense

Should have cast this guy



or this guy



or this guy

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

a raven from king's landing

crisis alert!!!

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

a raven from king's landing

crisis alert!!!

loving lmao dude

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

COMRADES posted:

All I'm saying is book LF is a boss.

Book LF started screaming at the show version waaaaay back in Season 5.

YES. YES PLEASE SEND SANSA TO THE FUCKERS WHO FLAY PEOPLE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. ONLY GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS. YOU loving SMUG oval office.


AND WHY THE gently caress DID BRIENNE NOT SAY poo poo ABOUT ARYA TO SANSA? You had ONE job, Brienne!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

book barn and tviv and cinema discusso and pyf all suck to read and people who post there should stay there instead of coming to gbs to post boringly about their dumb thing they like or whatever. go back to your forums. you're too disgusting to be in gbs.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Neurotic Roleplay posted:

are those the spoilers? someone post them again


Warning! Spoilers!


Episode 1 / Jeremy Podeswa
WWs marching South towards the Wall.
Bran crosses the Wall, meets with Edd. (Bran was at the studio filming with other "Team Starks". Though apparently, he was filming a scene at the Castle Black that day.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/
"Sansa wants to give the lands of those who betrayed Jon to those who supported him, but Jon (in first episode) refused to hold the children of the Karstark and Umber families responsible for the actions of their fathers. This doesn't please Lyanna Mormont (or Sansa) but Jon basically just tells her to deal with it - he doesn't plan to rule the North the way it always has been." - Thanks, u/RonneMontagu ! (Jon, Sansa and Lyanna have been spotted on set with other "Team Starks".)
http://watchersonthewall.com/lyanna...turn-confirmed/
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...t-game-thrones/
"At the end of Episode One, Dany and her fleet land at Dragonstone. Nobody says anything. She walks up the steps to the keep, and we follow her through the building until she reaches Stannis' old War Room. She looks out the window at the land ahead that used to belong to her family. She picks up one of the chess-like pieces on the table and looks at Tyrion, who has followed her up. She says one line: "Shall we begin?" End of Episode" Thank you, u/whitewalker2! ("Team Dany" has been filming in Bilbao; a widely believed set for Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/

Episode 2 / Mark Mylod
Jon receives a raven from Dany, she's summoning the lords of Westeros. Jon and Davos decide to go because they need the dragonglass from Dragonstone.
Jon leaves Sansa in charge of Winterfell.
Jon leaves Ghost at Winterfell, where he stays all season.

Episode 3 / Mark Mylod
Jon and Davos arrive at Dragonstone. Tyrion meets them on the beach, and the Dothraki take their ship. (Footage and pictures show filming of likely this scene.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/filming-kicks-off-zumaia/
http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/
Tyrion brings them to meet Dany, encountering Missandei and Grey Worm on the way. The "throne room" contains a number of Dothraki. (ALL have been spotted filming in Bilbao- widely believed to be the set of Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/video-...n-gaztelugatxe/
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...nes-characters/
http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/
Dany and Jon meet. Dany demands he bend the knee, which he refuses. Evidently, he discusses the WWs, but she doesn't believe him. Tyrion insists that Jon isn't crazy.
http://watchersonthewall.com/video-...n-gaztelugatxe/
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...nes-characters/
Davos tries to mention Jon's resurrection, but Jon dismisses it.
Dany respects Jon immediately, Jon to Dany maybe not as much?
Bran arrives at Winterfell. Meera returns home. (Bran has been spotted on set with other "Team Starks")
http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/

Episode 4 / Matt Shakman
Arya arrives at Winterfell. (Arya has been spotted on set with other "Team Starks")
http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...rones-season-7/
http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/

Episode 5 / Matt Shakman
Sam leaves Oldtown for Winterfell with Gilly and baby Sam.
http://watchersonthewall.com/even-p...-wraps-caceres/
Jorah reunites with Dany at Dragonstone.
Jon receives a raven telling him that Bran and Arya are at Winterfell.
Jamie, Bronn, Tyrion and Davos have a secret meeting at some point where Tyrion tries to persuade them to surrender to Dany, which Jamie ignores. Unclear if this happens before or after Dany ambushes the Lannister army. (Footage has been captured of Peter Dinklage and Liam Cunningham filming together, appearing to be preparing a boat to leave the beach. This might be them preparing to leave for the meeting. Another boat-beach scene has been captured filming, again including Tyrion and Davos, but also Gendry!)
http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/10/1...-new-alliances/
Gendry's in Kings Landing making weapons, and he is found by Davos.(Tyrion, Davos and Gendry have been filming together on a beach in Bilbao.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/

Episode 6 / Alan Taylor
The party arrives at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea by boat (though it's likely they leave Dragonstone during episode 5). Tormund is there, with The Hound, Beric and Thoros in the dungeon. Davos stays behind while Jon takes The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Jorah and Gendry wight hunting.(Dany and Tyrion say farewell to Jorah, Jon, Davos and Gendry as they load onto a boat)
http://watchersonthewall.com/doomed...quest-spoilers/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eland-season-7/
The team is attacked by the Night King's army, including a wight polar bear. The bear kills Thoros (apparently a slow death). (Jon, Gendry, Thoros, Sandor, Tormund, Jorah and Benjen have been spotted in locations confirmed for scenes beyond the wall.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/iain-g...-seven-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ason-7-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/two-ga...celand-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/
http://watchersonthewall.com/divers...rthern-ireland/
They are surrounded on an island on a frozen lake and are nearly overcome when Dany and her dragons show up. She flies most of the team back to Eastwatch, but Jon is left behind. (Set photos have been taken where it looks like they're preparing to film a scene on an island within an icy lake.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...lf-hill-quarry/
Jon is almost killed, but Coldhands/Benjen arrives and sends Jon off with his horse while continuing to fight the horde. Jon watches Benjen swarmed by undead as he rides, half dead, to safety.
Viserion is killed and raised as the Night King's mount.
Jon offers to lay down his title as KITN if Dany and her forces will help against the WWs. This scene is private.

Episode 7 / Jeremy Podeswa
Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, which Arya carries out.
Meeting at the dragonpit with basically everyone. They demonstrate the reality of the white walkers and it terrifies Cersei (apparently the Mountain[or the Hound] chops up the wight and it keeps moving, Jon shows them the only way to kill it is with dragonglass or fire). She tells them she will send forces to help defeat the undead, but admits to Jamie she was lying. She wants the undead to clear out as many of her enemies as possible. Disgusted, Jamie begins to ride North. Likely happens episode 7. (Cersei, Tyrion, Dany, Jon, Jorah, Varys, Messandei, Qyburn and The Mountain all filmed together at Italica! WotW has confirmed the scene involves bringing a wight into the Dragonpit as proof of the White Walkers.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...alica-spoilers/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...cation-details/
Tyrion takes a moment to talk to Cersei alone after the Dragonpit parlay.
Cersei awakens in a bed soaked with blood. The general consensus is that she miscarries.
Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage. He is apparently a legitimised Targaryen named "Aegon".
Jon and Dany have sex for the first time on a boat headed North.
The Wall falls at the end of the episode. The Night King attacks the Wall with the reanimated Viserion. He now breathes blue flame.


Uncertain chronologically:
Cersei believes she is pregnant again with Jamie's child. She has Qyburn examine her. Cersei does not hesitate in telling Jamie. Likely happens within the first couple episodes. (I kind of hope she just has a tumour or something)
Arya uses Walder Frey's face to hold a banquet and poison his sons. Makes sure the women are dismissed, first. Will happen in the first couple episodes.
Dorne and High Garden get trashed within the first couple episodes by the Lannisters.
Euron kills 2 of the Sand Snakes, imprisons Ellaria and makes her watch as Tyene dies a slow death from poison. (Euron kills at least one of the Sandsnakes.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/euron-...ilming-caceres/
http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/
Euron's fleet destroys Yara's and he takes her prisoner. Theon abandons her, jumps overboard and is rescued by some Iron Born. (Euron captures one of the Greyjoy siblings.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/
Dany torches some Westerosi lords (including Sam's father and brother).
Tyrion persuades Dany that most of the people who would die in a direct dragon attack on Kings Landing would be innocent.
Jorah and Sam meet in Oldtown and find a way to cure his Greyscale.
Tyrion spends most of the season advising Dany.
Tyrion plans an attack on Casterly Rock involving a secret sewer entrance he used to use to sneak whores into the castle.
Arya encounters Nymeria on her way to Winterfell. Must happen within episodes 1-3, maybe early episode 4.
Tyrion has at least one scene trying to convince Jon that Dany is the best choice for Westeros. Unclear if this is before or after the scene where Jon actually meets her. Likely episode 3, possibly episode 4.
Jon and Theon meet, Jon telling Theon that if it wasn't for what he did for Sansa, he'd be dead. Likely happens episode 3, but could happen episode 4. (Jon and Theon will meet at Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/zumaia-day-2/
http://watchersonthewall.com/doloro...ilers-season-7/
Jamie travels to Highgarden and Olenna drinks poison. The claim is this happens when the Lannister armies sack High Garden. She admits to having killed Joffrey, and Jamie allows her to drink the poison. Jamie returns to King's Landing in time for the dragonpit meeting.
The Dothraki and Dany attack the Lannister army on their way back from the Reach. Jamie and Bron are both there. Despite the Lannister army having a giant anti-dragon spear gun designed by Qyburn, they are defeated. Bron saves Jamie from a dragon, and the two manage to escape. Likely episode 4 or 5. Jon remains at Dragonstone during this battle, as he is not aligned with her yet. (Might be the "ambush" scene we've heard about that includes a Lannister. Castings have required a large number of horses and extras who seem to fit the description of Dothraki.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/old-to...-returns-spain/
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-ar...gether-belfast/
http://watchersonthewall.com/lannis...rones-sequence/
http://watchersonthewall.com/southe...filming-report/
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-re...poilers-galore/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ngs-fresh-news/
Jon isn't afraid of Drogon and pets him on Dany's return from the battle, which Drogon allows. This surprises Dany. Likely episode 4 or 5.
After Dany's attack on the Lannisters, Jon realises that what he needs to do is provide proof of the Undead Army. Likely episode 4 or 5.
Jorah doesn't care for Jon initially, but they warm up to each other pretty quickly. Includes a scene where Jon offers Longclaw back to Jorah, who refuses it.
Sam, Gilly and baby Sam leave Oldtown in episode 5 for Winterfell, but no claims that they actually make it there. Though he DID say "Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage" and that Gilly figures out Rhaegar's marriage status. Does this mean that Sam and Bran TOGETHER figure it out when Sam and Gilly reach Winterfell? Unclear.
Arya and Brienne spar, but Brienne is in attendance at the dragonpit scene. So either Brienne separates from the main group and returns to Winterfell (VERY quickly) AFTER the dragonpit meeting, or she doesn't join Jon and Davos initially to Dragonstone. She likely meets up with them at some point after they've left the Wall with the Wight. So the sparing likely happens in episode 4 or 5, and Brienne leaves Winterfell later.
There will be a flashback scene to Rhaegar and Lyanna's wedding.
Littlefinger tries to play Arya and Sansa against each other, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb (at the behest of Cersei and Littlefinger) to swear fealty to Joffrey. Sansa figures out she's being played with Bran's help.




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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

whoa. not cool man. not cool

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Coohoolin posted:

Should have cast this guy



or this guy



or this guy



Hell yea

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Hell Yeah posted:

whoa. not cool man. not cool

:gb2gbs:

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Sam should have been played by Andy Milonakis

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
I like sam the way he is hes funny

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

whoflungpoop posted:

I like sam the way he is hes funny

Lol sam's fine

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've hated sam for the entire series but he's currently the best character on the show :shrug:

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Have we seen sam's tits yet?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hell Yeah posted:

i've hated sam for the entire series but he's currently the best character on the show :shrug:

Why did you hate him

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

moose face posted:

Why did you hate him

cause he gave gilli more air time

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Looking forward to ice dragon

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Who is this?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i fuckin miss jaime doing cool stuff

whoever decided to cut off his hand is a stupid moron

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Hell Yeah posted:

i've hated sam for the entire series but he's currently the best character on the show :shrug:

Why are you talking about the show? Go back to tviv.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Davos is great, but fukken lol at the way he delivered that line about the dragons.

"Jon, you say fire kills the wights. And what breaths fire?"

I think it was meant to be a smarmy, sarcastic line but he delivered it straight as if he doesn't have a loving clue about dragons breathing actual fire.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
all the good characters are dead

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
bunch of obviously bored people whining: the show

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

your not a sheep dany be a dragon

yeah but ok so wait do i do what tyrion says or not

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012


HOT PIE

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
good game of thrones characters:

dad lannister - dead
king joffrey - dead
lannister sex elf dude - made into retard then dead
knight of the flowers - dead
the godly man - dead
hot irish wildling chick - dead
torture game guy - dead
his dad - dead
dirty old lord of the bridge - dead
gypsy wildling chick - dead
cranky pirate king - dead
hodor - dead
wise master of the unsullied - dead
fat rich guy - dead
arya stark - dead of repeated shanking in the gut and jumping in a canal but magically alive
eunuch - alive
jamie lannister - alive but a bitch?
cersei lannister - alive but probably gonna die
dog - alive
giant hot knight chick - alive
al swearingen - dead

they have killed off just about all the whiny starks except for the worst one of all, the Whiney Bastard, who is apparently the one dipfuck in the whole show who gets to come back to life

and the worst character in the whole show, mr whispers AHHH WOULD DIE FOR YOU KHHHHHALEEESI is of course not dead

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Who all got killed in the Euron pirate attack? Just the Greyjoy woman's army? Or were the Dothraki on those ships?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
the white walkers, most significantly

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

The Dennis System posted:

Who all got killed in the Euron pirate attack? Just the Greyjoy woman's army? Or were the Dothraki on those ships?

I think they only sent the greyjoy and tyrell armies on those ships. They were talking about that choice in the beginning scene.

e: to be clear I don't really remember who the "tyrells" are I just remember the name being mentioned a lot.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Calling it now, one of the dragons will die, dany and jon will each ride one of the other ones to revenge his death.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think they only sent the greyjoy and tyrell armies on those ships. They were talking about that choice in the beginning scene.

e: to be clear I don't really remember who the "tyrells" are I just remember the name being mentioned a lot.

I see. Thank god the Dothracki and the Unsullied aren't dead, because we had to suffer through a thousand hours of Dany subplot to get them to King's Landing.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
i'm not sure if it has been said yet but this show is bad now

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Did smug smile princess die last season? Was she in the fire? I don't remember.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Cowslips Warren posted:

AND WHY THE gently caress DID BRIENNE NOT SAY poo poo ABOUT ARYA TO SANSA? You had ONE job, Brienne!

Brienne has had a few jobs actually, and she's sucked at all of them.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

hakimashou posted:

and the worst character in the whole show, mr whispers AHHH WOULD DIE FOR YOU KHHHHHALEEESI is of course not dead

if youre not gay for jbear youre basically not gay at all

we got dead sand snakes and jorah tits in the same ep so im glad someone at HBO is reading my letters

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I hope Jorah gets cured and then promptly dies from something relatively mundane (like being stepped on by a giant/euron's ramp).

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I hope an apprentice maester peels some more people.

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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Originally in 28 Days Later the last half of the film was going to centre around the Taxi-Dad and The Scarecrow finding the lab where the outbreak began. Taxi-Dad was going to get infected like in the final cut of the film, but a scientist at the lab explains that a COMPLETE blood transfusion would cure the infected. Scarecrow was going to swap his blood for that of Taxi-Dad so he could be with Taxi-Daughter and the film would end on a sombre shot of Cillian Murphy (remembered his name) locked to a table, infected and waiting to die.

Then the screenwriter realised, "Hang on a minute. That is DUMB AS poo poo because if you can get infected from ONE DROP of blood how the hell would swapping blood work?"

well... Same. but with Dragonscale.

If the slightest touch can infect you with Dragonscale and even full limb amputations don't work (the aul maester said that they don't work sometimes) then how is just simply cutting off the top later of your uber-warts going to cure you? Its gotta be under the skin also.

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