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Son of Rodney posted:Can you explain this to someone who has no idea what any of the names in that picture mean? The guy in the photo is Conor McGregor. He has a fight coming up against Floyd Mayweather Jr. Mayweather beat his previous girlfriend, who had apparently been text (and maybe cheating on him with?) CJ Watson. Watson previously wore 23 for the Warriors. 23 is now worn by Draymond Green. McGregor is implying to Green that the jersey is not his, but Watson's. This is my understanding of events, but I may be wrong. I think the joke might be that Green, who by the tweet, supports Mayweather, was recently sued for assault and battery.
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SpacePig posted:The guy in the photo is Conor McGregor. It's a millefeuille of lols
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SpacePig posted:The guy in the photo is Conor McGregor. Is that what regular people feel when I joke about video games? This is terrible. If only I knew. If only.
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Paladinus posted:Is that what regular people feel when I joke about video games? Only half of those events even remotely flowed in my head.
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theflyingexecutive posted:EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM ANOTHER CHAPTER OF MY BOOK INTO MY WORD PROCESSOR. ITS READY PLAYER ONE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START COPYING ARTICLES FROM MY FAVORITE WEBSITE, WIKIA. I TURN EVERY BULLET POINT INTO A SENTENCE AND I DO IT HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN THIRTY COMMAS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A COPY PASTE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEYVE BROUGHT IN EVERY CHARACTER FROM EVERY KNOWN GAME CARTOON COMIC MOVIE TV SHOW AND BOOK REALITY FOR A HUGE PARTY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY WRITING CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE THAT PEOPLE IN WRITING CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL MY NERD REFERENCES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY WRITING A BOOK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF MY PARENTS WERE PROUD OF ME. 2 CHAPTERS INCLUDING WINDDOWN EVER MORNing. THEN I BATE.
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ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:should i do it goons xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:Why would you want cymbals to be quiet. This is the opposite of their function.
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Pivotal Lever posted:Another methhead lady had kicked her boyfriend out, he started squatting in one of the basement storage rooms of the triplex. She was unhappy about this arrangement, and decided to leave him a note: Lawrence Gilchrist posted:was her boyfriend a bedbug
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Barudak posted:Bridesmaids are like vassals, you dont pick your favorites you pick those who are most loyal.
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Manifisto posted:at the restaurant, the vegetarian: excuse me is there gelatin in this broth? i don't eat meat
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 03:13 |
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I misread "bridesmaids" as "bisexuals" at first and the quote still works.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 03:47 |
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Viva Miriya posted:bitch we covered this, make the goon zipline and zip into his window with a ring pop for a engagement ring
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 04:37 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:It serves me as a cautionary tale. When I have children they will not be forced to buy me square spice jars. My household shall only have one rule "do not try and feed me to a snake"
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Nooner posted:when you first hear the name Los Banos you wonder why did they name that city after the bathroom andthen you drive through los banos and you are all like "oh, makes sense"
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Tendai posted:So the hoa here is cracking down on smoking on balconies so it's time i tried vaping. Is this a good one?
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 23:35 |
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Don't vape cats.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 23:41 |
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It looks appropriately worried.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 23:52 |
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Cat huffing... that's some old totse gold right there
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 00:14 |
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A bit trite, but I chuckledBloody Hedgehog posted:The afterlife, as per Dante's N-Ferno blog, is composed of many levels.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I'm not saying you smell terrible, but here hold this dead raccoon to mask the scent.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 01:22 |
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Is there really an 8 Chan? I'm not googling that poo poo.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 02:46 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Is there really an 8 Chan? I'm not googling that poo poo. Yes. It's where the gamergaters/doxxers/pedos went when they got kicked off 4chan.
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Of course. Goddamn.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 03:21 |
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There are tons of -chans out there, with varying population size. There's an anime reference that someone who had never had sex will have magical powers when they reach 30. So of course, there's "Wizardchan".
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You need to take a test to determine you've never had sex?
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extra row of teeth posted:I imagine that in ancient history, when the elders told the tale of Ugg the Bravest Caveman around the campfire, someone immediately ran into their cave and drew Ugg getting pegged by a pride of Sabertooths
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BovineFury posted:I know ants are strong but this is getting a little ridiculous. Zero One posted:Freckles: The Origin Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 06:05 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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fool_of_sound posted:Yes. It's where the gamergaters/doxxers/pedos went when they got kicked off 4chan. As I read in an article about them, 8chan are for the alt-right people who thinks 4chan alt-righters are cucks who refuse to acknowledge "the Jewish question".
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 06:57 |
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Oh right. 8 Chan because it's twice as bad.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 07:05 |
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More like 256chan
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Outrail posted:Oh right. 8 Chan because it's twice as bad. Wikipedia posted:8chan, also called Infinitechan,
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 07:12 |
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re: Gal GadotRedSpider posted:How many Palestinians do you think she murdered? Happy Noodle Boy posted:When filming the No Man's Land scene she corrected Patty on how a poor man sounds when he dies.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I'm pretty sure that was what MHB was getting at by "a defensible thesis," though. Yes, a thesis that has no evidence can, technically, be defended, but you're gonna do a real poo poo job at it and probably make yourself look like an idiot in the process unless you slip enough Zizek quotes in. SuperMechagodzilla posted:"Blockade runner", duh. Talk about a softball pitch.
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divabot posted:Bitcoin is a blunt spork: it does all the jobs, but worse than any sensible alternative. Also it's made of gallium, so it melts if you try to do any real work with it.
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Serge Painsbourg posted:
- Senenmut and Queen Hatshepsut, graffiti, Deir el-Bahari, circa 1450 BC the more things change... "I sodomize men" - graffiti, wall near VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus), Pompeii, circa 78 AD Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 12:44 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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Guy Mann posted:GBS 2013: Telling news stations about the existence of /r/picturesofdeadkids in a sincere effort to improve the level of discourse on the internet get that OUT of my face posted:Panic! At the Discourse
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Syd Midnight posted:"I sodomize men" - graffiti, wall near VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus), Pompeii, circa 78 AD idem
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 13:24 |
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ut supra
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Syd Midnight posted:
Veni
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 15:32 |
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Vedi vici veni
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Vale
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