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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bert Roberge posted:

Barron draws better than trump, though it's mostly blonde anime chicks with large breasts.



This can't be true. It can't be. I won't believe it.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Oh you doubting thomas's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bk9ao6cSFs

e: this applies to any statement re: trump, regardless of how insane or implausible

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

lol Trump is president

Make my taint moist again.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Duck my bamn salls.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Bert Roberge posted:

Barron draws better than trump, though it's mostly blonde anime chicks with large breasts.



Good news, he's a future billionaire. He can sleep with all of those women at THE SAME TIME!!!!! ..,.every night til his dick falls off. Kill the rich!!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i personally think its really amusing / hilarious that 2 presidents of the united states were made fun of by animaniacs

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

FuhrerHat posted:

i personally think its really amusing / hilarious that 2 presidents of the united states were made fun of by animaniacs

Too bad Prince died.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
lol that McCain's legacy will be condemning millions of Americans to death or bankruptcy

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

What is a maga? A miserable pile of poo poo posts.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/jonny_is_good/status/889983022031929345

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Pretty Old Wankstain

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

The "this scandal will finally be the one" comic

pretty sure he means trump is done speaking

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

EVIL Gibson posted:

Huh, who knew sucking balls was called "owning"?

well i mean they technically have custody of the balls at that point

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/hankhugs/status/889941874429087745

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/girl-scouts-obtain-restraining-order-against-trump

quote:

In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.

The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization.

shame its not real

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://twitter.com/ShaneRavello/status/889935305846824960

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving lol

https://twitter.com/JoeTwyman/status/890133474010697728

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

are we talking about illegal aliens?

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

are we talking about illegal aliens?

What if earthlings were the illegal aliens all along?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'd be fine with earth president Obama

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
Did McCain's tumor also attend to vote on the bill? technically it's a senator as well.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
“I was looking at some of those big, once incredible job-producing factories. And my wife, Melania, said, ‘What happened?’ I said, ‘Those jobs have left Ohio,’ ” Trump said to a cheering audience of several thousand. “They’re all coming back. . . . We’re going to fill up those factories or rip ’em down and build brand new ones. That’s what’s going to happen.”

Trump’s simplistic view of this city, located in what was once known as “Steel Valley,” is stuck in time. Youngstown suffered closures of steel mills in the 1970s and ’80s that laid off thousands, tanked the local economy and led to a mass exodus of residents. But the region has evolved significantly since then, and few say they expect Trump to revive the steel industry here as he has promised to do.

Instead, those living in Youngstown and its suburbs are worried about health care, the schools their children and grandchildren attend, the opioid crisis that now kills more Ohioans than car crashes, the care of military veterans, and the region’s overall economy – access to full-time, good-paying jobs in place of the ones their parents and grandparents once had in the mills.

In interviews with dozens of local residents, both liberals and conservatives said Trump has not yet accomplished as much as they would have expected by now – something that many of Trump’s supporters blame fully on Congress.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/presidential/youngstown-is-more-complicated-than-trump-portrays-20170726.html

I would lol, but it's like kicking a puppy at this point.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Here's a lol

US Energy Secretary takes 22-minute prank call from “Ukrainian Prime Minister”

quote:

Last week, US Department of Energy Secretary Rick Perry took a phone call from two men he thought were the Ukrainian Prime Minister and his translator. But the 22-minute-long phone call was actually two Russian pranksters, Vladimir “Vovan” Kuznetsov and Alexei “Lexus” Stolyarov, otherwise known as the “Jerky Boys of Russia,” in the style of an American prank call duo from the 1990s, according to Bloomberg.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Blast from the past,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv9LBUG4KsE

Somehow this guy still has a job in politics. lol

edit : trumps america

'Racist' woman 'calls Chinese couple "foreign dogs" and says they shouldn't be allowed to sit in McDonald's in astonishing rant'

A woman was filmed apparently calling a Chinese couple "foreign dogs" in a shocking rant as they sat in a McDonald's restaurant.

The female, who has not been identified, claimed she had the 'right' to be in the fast food chain because she' is American.

She apparently said the horrified pair shouldn't be allowed to sit in the restaurant during the incident in New York, US.

She also insulted a worker by questioning whether the staff member, who she said "looks like a Columbian woman," was actually a 'real' manager.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/racist-woman-calls-chinese-couple-10859678

Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Jul 26, 2017

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





I'd watch a first contact film where the president is an imbecile, humanity is worthless trash and Klaatu laughs his rear end off as he kills us

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



*as my dying, gay party whithers into dust.*

but we offered u ~tax crediiiits~

https://mobile.twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/889517977326026753


the fuckin #resistance with big bold ideas to energize voters, chums

we're so loving hosed. dehumanize yourself and face to decades of inept, hateful one-party rule.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

*as my dying, gay party whithers into dust.*

but we offered u ~tax crediiiits~

https://mobile.twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/889517977326026753


the fuckin #resistance with big bold ideas to energize voters, chums

we're so loving hosed. dehumanize yourself and face to decades of inept, hateful one-party rule.

I can't see this ever being abused, at all!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

the fuckin #resistance with big bold ideas to energize voters, chums

we're so loving hosed. dehumanize yourself and face to decades of inept, hateful one-party rule.

So is that a lol then?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Avirosb posted:

So is that a lol then?

A "Sam Neill at the end of Mouth of Madness" LOL

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

mono posted:

I can't see this ever being abused, at all!

I feel the anti-union, small business job creators' new three favorite words are "at will employment".

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
we need people who can work on air conditioner units, car engines, drywall repair...

"get a job" has a new meaning when you delegitimize common occupations that are desperately needed

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The correct answer is of course to take the space aliens to Putin :dukedog:

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

bitterandtwisted posted:

I'd watch a first contact film where the president is an imbecile, humanity is worthless trash and Klaatu laughs his rear end off as he kills us

Lol if you wouldn't side with the aliens

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

*as my dying, gay party whithers into dust.*

but we offered u ~tax crediiiits~

https://mobile.twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/889517977326026753


the fuckin #resistance with big bold ideas to energize voters, chums

we're so loving hosed. dehumanize yourself and face to decades of inept, hateful one-party rule.

Amazing

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
A day after spotting Truck Nutz in the wild I just parked next to a COVFEF3 licence plate

Orb bless

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The worst thing about trump is how he makes ineffectual leaders like Trudeau and Merkel seen great by comparison.

https://twitter.com/LaurenPelley/status/890187111579742208

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

*as my dying, gay party whithers into dust.*

but we offered u ~tax crediiiits~

https://mobile.twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/889517977326026753


the fuckin #resistance with big bold ideas to energize voters, chums

we're so loving hosed. dehumanize yourself and face to decades of inept, hateful one-party rule.

Seems like a good idea and it will help people. It's infinitely more than a Republican legislator will ever do for the working class.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Seems like a good idea and it will help people. It's infinitely more than a Republican legislator will ever do for the working class.

Don't you need a job for tax credits to matter though?

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

DancingShade posted:

Don't you need a job for tax credits to matter though?

The tax credits are for businesses that train and hire new workers. The problem is that they are hilariously inefficient.

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