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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

shyduck posted:

Babyhands is speaking in Youngstown tonight. So far it's just his usual bullshit.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889976051732017155
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889978256618913794

edit: Trump just learned who William McKinley is

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889995382033395712

Everything in this speech is :stare:
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889999215635693569

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889988175246090244

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/889988702788833280

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Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Godholio posted:

You sure about that?
Pretty sure. The dude was hosed to death by a horse, just not in the infamous Mr. Hands clip that circulated.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Gobbeldygook posted:

Pretty sure. The dude was hosed to death by a horse, just not in the infamous Mr. Hands clip that circulated.

No it was that clip, he died afterwards in the waiting room of a hospital.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

No it was that clip, he died afterwards in the waiting room of a hospital.

At least he died doing what he loved. I doubt most of us will go that way.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I give up, I've got nothing.

https://twitter.com/russellberman/status/890022981509971968

Edit: procedural vote-a-rama and would've needed 60 (Zodiac amendment included), but still.

Updates here: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/07/25/us/politics/senate-votes-repeal-obamacare.html?_r=0

Edit2: what in the gently caress https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/890026956284145664

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Jul 26, 2017

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Mmmm the early beats of fascism

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


He doesn't have a lot of time left on this earth to be a bullshit artist so he's taking every opportunity he can

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

shyduck posted:

He doesn't have a lot of time left on this earth to be a bullshit artist so he's taking every opportunity he can

I thought the cancer was a false-alarm?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
oh no, he's got the bad kind

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Or the good kind depending on how you look at it...

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

This is just so profoundly sad. My girlfriend has a health condition, and her employer-provided insurance refuses to cover treatments for any of the follow-on conditions that have started to accrue with age. This is the insurance provided by a job in a medical practice that serves the military, a job she loves. The entirety of the majority leadership and a good portion of this country literally want her to just die, even though she works harder than anyone I know and for a good cause.

I've offered to do a quick marriage ceremony just to get her on Tricare, but she didn't want to go down that route. Even then, what happens when I leave the service?

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

we had a little scuffle in southeast asia in the 60s to the early 70s. John McCain participated in that

so its just two things happened? that's a poo poo joke. Even some type of connection to saving the government money for the carrier he sank makes more sense

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Watching the news media trying to cure McCain's cancer by sucking it out of his dick is just so loving infuriating.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Buca di Bepis posted:

This is just so profoundly sad. My girlfriend has a health condition, and her employer-provided insurance refuses to cover treatments for any of the follow-on conditions that have started to accrue with age. This is the insurance provided by a job in a medical practice that serves the military, a job she loves. The entirety of the majority leadership and a good portion of this country literally want her to just die, even though she works harder than anyone I know and for a good cause.

I've offered to do a quick marriage ceremony just to get her on Tricare, but she didn't want to go down that route. Even then, what happens when I leave the service?

She'd prefer to die than marry you. Ouch.

Edit: What happens when you get out is you get offered an appallingly expensive Tricare Standard equivalent. In 2012 it was over $800 per month. It went up a lot in 2013, and I expect it's close to double by now.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

She'd prefer to die than marry you. Ouch.

:vince:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Godholio posted:

She'd prefer to die than marry you. Ouch.

I know, right?

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

Zeroisanumber posted:

Watching the news media trying to cure McCain's cancer by sucking it out of his dick is just so loving infuriating.

:lol:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Zeroisanumber posted:

Watching the news media trying to cure McCain's cancer by sucking it out of his dick is just so loving infuriating.

Holy poo poo

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

Zeroisanumber posted:

Watching the news media trying to cure McCain's cancer by sucking it out of his dick is just so loving infuriating.

:wow:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
If nothing else (and a promise for the apocalypse), we've got a shitton of sick burns out of this administration

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

If nothing else (and a promise for the apocalypse), we've got a shitton of sick burns out of this administration

There will be a lot of sick burns when the balloon goes up :unsmigghh:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Finally thought of something funny with that girl who killed her sister.

Casimir Radon posted:

🎶There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in,
You took my body and played with it 🎶

🎶 Ha Ha woman it's a crying shame,
But you ain't got no one else to blame. 🎶

🎶E-evil Woman, E-evil Woman, E-evil Woman, Evil Woman 🎶

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I watched that video and I wasn't really grossed out, does that mean I'm dead inside?

I mean, I was amazed how dumb/high that dumb bitch that was driving was, but extreme gore on video doesn't bother me, I've seen enough dead people close up thanks to the military that it doesn't really bother me as much any more it seems. I was kinda just idly thinking "Yep, aint no brains in that head anymore, wonder where they landed?"

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

There will be a lot of sick burns when the balloon goes up :unsmigghh:

:flashfap:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It's bad but I've seen worse. Now I did get grossed out by the body mod thread in GBS. Somebody found pictures of some retard who gauged his cheeks to about 2.5 inches.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Rick Perry, your Secretary of Energy, got punked by the Jerky Boys of Russia.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1AB06G

quote:

(Reuters) - U.S. Energy Secretary Rick Perry optimistically discussed expanding American coal exports to Ukraine and other energy matters during a lengthy phone call this month with a Russian prankster who Perry thought was Ukraine's prime minister.

Perry actually was talking with comedians known in Russia for targeting celebrities and politicians with audacious stunts, Energy Department spokeswoman Shaylyn Hynes said in a written statement.

Pranksters Vladimir Krasnov and Alexei Stolyarov are sometimes called the "Jerky Boys of Russia," after an American duo who put out recordings of their prank phone calls in the 1990s. They have made faux calls to British singer Elton John, who thought he was speaking to Russian President Vladimir Putin, and others.

Oops!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Might be headed towards extinction cause of lower sperm counts (could also just be click bait cause the study is in dispute?)

http://bbc.in/2uvDLZs

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

facialimpediment posted:

Rick Perry, your Secretary of Energy, got punked by the Jerky Boys of Russia.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1AB06G


Oops!

The weird thing is that this is the least embarrassing Perry's ever been when trying to seriously discuss an issue.

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Might be headed towards extinction cause of lower sperm counts (could also just be click bait cause the study is in dispute?)

http://bbc.in/2uvDLZs

The chances of this affecting the human race before we destroy ourselves by other means is laughable.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Isn't that one of the plot points in A Handmaid's Tale?

Or was it the women that were becoming infertile? I don't remember. I can't watch that show without getting irrationally angry and it's been a long time since I read the book.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

MA-Horus posted:

Isn't that one of the plot points in A Handmaid's Tale?

Or was it the women that were becoming infertile? I don't remember. I can't watch that show without getting irrationally angry and it's been a long time since I read the book.

I don't recall it being directly referenced whether it was infertility on one or both sides, but it wasn't as crucial to the setting as the blame for failures being on the handmaids.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

MA-Horus posted:

Isn't that one of the plot points in A Handmaid's Tale?

Or was it the women that were becoming infertile? I don't remember. I can't watch that show without getting irrationally angry and it's been a long time since I read the book.

Yea men were sterile but blamed it on women.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Maybe mccain made a pact with the devil in exchange for release from Hanoi, and we're watching a tumor manifest as he resists against the evil he has sworn to do

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
In other news, apparently the "reason" for the yoga teacher being shot in MN is that she slapped the patrol car and spooked the officers.

Because I know I'd shoot any attractive Australian yoga instructor for daring to strike my company vehicle.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Godholio posted:

The absolute balls to make that speech while pushing that bill forward.

2017: gently caress you, got mine.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Transsexuals were just banned from the military via Twitter.

https://twitter.com/andrewmseaman/status/890197681628434433

Policy was to let them in starting July 1st (Obama decision), which then got delayed, then reversed.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Does that mean people get kicked out if they say they are trans and they're already in?

Come on trump we need like 15 more tweets to flesh this policy out.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

facialimpediment posted:

Transsexuals were just banned from the military via Twitter.

https://twitter.com/andrewmseaman/status/890197681628434433

Policy was to let them in starting July 1st (Obama decision), which then got delayed, then reversed.

:catstare:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Considering it took him 9 minutes from tweet number one to tweet number two, we will likely find out sometime in 2021 during his second term.

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Belgian Waffle
Jul 31, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

Transsexuals were just banned from the military via Twitter.

...

Policy was to let them in starting July 1st (Obama decision), which then got delayed, then reversed.

lol we just had a commander's call that addressed this that is now 100% wrong.
haha wtf.

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