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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Speaking of microchipping, holy poo poo Bill Burr's fully woke. Ol'Billy Red Face go on Chapo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6PyPPPkOTw

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

little munchkin posted:

whatever apps you use most certainly don't need to know the brands you mention in phone conversations, what route you take through the supermarket, or any of the other things they actually use your data for

the most offensive part to me was the company saying they would reimburse you for the 300$ cost of the surgery, as if paying out of their own pocket was the part people would take issue with

Again my point really wasn't that those were good things, but rather that they're things most people in the modern world have accepted as part of the tradeoff of convenience in the apps. There's, at the bare minimum, a perceived give and take there, sure this corporation slash government agency can gently caress me, but at least I can just say 'siri take me to the waffle house' when I'm drunk.

Your boss saying you totally should let him chip you so you don't have to get your wallet out at the company store isn't a real 'trade', it's just the guy with the power to make your life terrible probably most easily out of anyone in your life weirdly invading your privacy for reasons that literally have zero chance of being benign.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Who's the dork Matt's talking about with regards to Trump and the Gerber Life Insurance ads?

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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Rhesus Pieces posted:

Speaking of microchipping, holy poo poo Bill Burr's fully woke. Ol'Billy Red Face go on Chapo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6PyPPPkOTw

His brother came close to be elected as a Republican Senator.

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever
7:45: "why'dya you gotta look down, you gotta look up, that's what's fuckin' you over"

zero irony bill go on chapo

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Who's the dork Matt's talking about with regards to Trump and the Gerber Life Insurance ads?

https://twitter.com/octonion/status/888796242586722304

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



What a dork.



(who's that?)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Speaking of microchipping, holy poo poo Bill Burr's fully woke. Ol'Billy Red Face go on Chapo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6PyPPPkOTw

Holy cow, this is pretty excellent. Bill Burr is funny, but he felt pretty Republican last time I listened to him. I like this a lot.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

That Bill Burr bit just makes me think of when Nick Mullen was talking about how liberal comedy was just some guy ranting at you so you could feel righteously smug

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Forums Terrorist posted:

That Bill Burr bit just makes me think of when Nick Mullen was talking about how liberal comedy was just some guy ranting at you so you could feel righteously smug

It actually made me feel depressed instead of smug. Which, I suppose, is not really what comedy is supposed to do. :shrug:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Verizon isn't going to be able to fire me for spending Saturday nights locked in a glory hole at a sex club though.

IM NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU. YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

Forums Terrorist posted:

That Bill Burr bit just makes me think of when Nick Mullen was talking about how liberal comedy was just some guy ranting at you so you could feel righteously smug

I kinda preferred the way Norm McDonald put it.

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
Bill Burr has always been proto-dirtbag left and it confuses me how he seems to attract MRAs in droves

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/eunicycler/status/887816010383872002

https://twitter.com/SantasTavern/status/890037458511036416

https://twitter.com/SantasTavern/status/890049364508499968

https://twitter.com/SantasTavern/status/890180927124590592

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Jul 26, 2017

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Gilbert and Norm together?! :swoon:

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/cukeking/status/890044597983772672

https://twitter.com/cukeking/status/890042068244017152

https://twitter.com/cukeking/status/890043317089697794

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

inthesto posted:

Bill Burr has always been proto-dirtbag left and it confuses me how he seems to attract MRAs in droves

He tells offensive jokes involving women so of course he's going to attract MRAs. It doesn't matter if they're actually the punchline or if he's operating ironically.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Henchman of Santa posted:

He tells offensive jokes involving women so of course he's going to attract MRAs. It doesn't matter if they're actually the punchline or if he's operating ironically.

If that's the case, to avoid undesirables it sounds like the best way to go is to avoid telling offensive jokes, is there some kind of clean comedian available?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Thaddius the Large posted:

If that's the case, to avoid undesirables it sounds like the best way to go is to avoid telling offensive jokes, is there some kind of clean comedian available?

I hear Dan Nainan is clean as a whistle.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

prefect posted:

I hear Dan Nainan is clean as a whistle.

He appeals strongly to his millennial peers

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

i am always in favor of anyone who's willing to trash bill hicks

gently caress bill hicks

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I recall Carlin and Black both reaching a point where they no longer did comedy, at all, and their performances were just endless preaching to the choir but with cusses.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Halloween Jack posted:

I recall Carlin and Black both reaching a point where they no longer did comedy, at all, and their performances were just endless preaching to the choir but with cusses.

the chud meme machine is trying to claim carlin with out of context and misattributed quote macros and its making me mad b/c whatever else he was there was no way he'd go for any of this garbage

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

quadrophrenic posted:

i am always in favor of anyone who's willing to trash bill hicks

gently caress bill hicks

:flipoff:

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

the chud meme machine is trying to claim carlin with out of context and misattributed quote macros and its making me mad b/c whatever else he was there was no way he'd go for any of this garbage
That's nothing compared to how the conservative right adopted George Orwell as one of their own.

Like, they were the ones he was talking about when he said that a socialist Britain would still have the lion and the unicorn, but they'd have show the noose and the bayonet to a lot of well-heeled reactionaries.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

inthesto posted:

Bill Burr has always been proto-dirtbag left and it confuses me how he seems to attract MRAs in droves

Search Bill Burr Trump or liberals in Youtube and you'll get a whole bunch of videos with titles like Bill Burr DESTROYS Liberals on ________ when the content inside doesn't even match. Just like there is a whole bunch of people who didn't get Married With Children or All in the Family was making fun of these characters. They don't understand satire.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Welp, both shows sold out instantly


Managed to get into just Chapo. I could've gotten both but my friend couldn't get a Street Fight ticket so I'll leave it for someone who actually listens to that

Henchman of Santa fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jul 26, 2017

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Halloween Jack posted:

I recall Carlin and Black both reaching a point where they no longer did comedy, at all, and their performances were just endless preaching to the choir but with cusses.

Except Carlin's second to last special rules

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Except Carlin's second to last special rules

Carlin is gold, Bill Hicks was incredible and was only getting better, y'all are weird.

Though the best new special I've seen was Hasan Minhaj.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Die Sexmonster! posted:

Carlin is gold, Bill Hicks was incredible and was only getting better, y'all are weird.

Though the best new special I've seen was Hasan Minhaj.

Life is Worth Losing is consistently one of my favorite specials, the opening and closing monologues are fantastic

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Carlin got a real case of Grumpy Old Man by the late 90s/early 00s - Complaints and Grievances in particular -, but his last 2 specials are really good

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



I really like it when a lot of people die.

Neon Belly
Feb 12, 2008

I need something stronger.

CortezFantastic posted:

Search Bill Burr Trump or liberals in Youtube and you'll get a whole bunch of videos with titles like Bill Burr DESTROYS Liberals on ________ when the content inside doesn't even match. Just like there is a whole bunch of people who didn't get Married With Children or All in the Family was making fun of these characters. They don't understand satire.

I think even better are the vids that complain that people weren't laughing enough because of evil SJW PC culture.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012


:allears: God that was a great movie.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I think the Marx one is apt, tho.


Well, now it's time to bicker on which is which. Definitely will that Brendan is Zeppo. He's the most handsome and spends most of the time not playing the leading role.

SousaphoneColossus
Feb 16, 2004

There are a million reasons to ruin things.
i guess none of you listened to the end of the clip where burr names George HW Bush and Jimmy Carter as examples of good presidents

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Life is Worth Losing is consistently one of my favorite specials, the opening and closing monologues are fantastic

Yeah that's my favorite of his.

Bill Hicks however is probably the key example of something I used to like that got completely ruined for me by his fans.

Incidentally, I finally listened to Trilbilly Worker's Party today and it's good as hell.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


I like listening to Bill Hicks even though he rarely makes me laugh.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Breadallelogram posted:

I like listening to Bill Hicks even though he rarely makes me laugh.

Rhe "John Lennon fets assassinated Reagan got wounded" bit is good as hell imo

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Matt is my roleplaying avatar.

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