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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

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Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Fleep

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

there's something about the way mouths are drawn in profile in One Big Happy that bugs me

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Zippy


Ripley's

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Back then a baby boomer saw this and went, :smuggo: wanna bet

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange


Man, what is with the loving selfie jokes lately?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

there's something about the way mouths are drawn in profile in One Big Happy that bugs me

It reminds me of Law for Kids

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (September 28, 1995)



Nice!

Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake


Welp, called it.

And now it's Mrs. Marsh's turn to commit a felony.

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


The Ayshkerbundy posted:

there's something about the way mouths are drawn in profile in One Big Happy that bugs me

Probably because they look like fish mouths, maybe a smallmouth bass or some such.

Apologies on the Moomin front. I'll try to pick a story and get it up soon.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

gently caress BMI. I'm 6'6" there is no way in hell I should only be (or likely ever will be) 216 pounds and be "normal". I'd look like a skeleton.

BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5–24.9
Overweight = 25–29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

So the doctor is looking for Ed to go from obese to overweight. Lofty goals.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane

"And by bolted, I mean that she was practically welded onto my crotch."

Endless Mike posted:

This is like literally the opposite of what was depicted in the actual strip.

What are we supposed to be taking away from this?

Edda wanted to cheat on fiance with Ghulk and gets turned down by Ghulk. She then lies to her fiance about what happened?

Are we supposed to like these people?

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

I think that's bothering me the most about all this is how the gently caress does he know all this poo poo?

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Savidudeosoo posted:

I think that's bothering me the most about all this is how the gently caress does he know all this poo poo?

because Jason Shiga's the type of guy who would know all this poo poo

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I think we're watching the origin story of Inspector Danger.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2002 Spiderman









The Amazing Mole Man

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

:confused: I don't get it, a doctor telling a 50+ year old man to lose 10 pounds by eating healthier and getting more exercise is a joke? What's so funny about generic health advise?

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Been travelling a little bit this summer...

Ali's House







Lucky Cow





Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Richard's Poor Almanac





Spirit of the Staircase



Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005

Back to B.C.





Random Acts of Nancy





Signing off!

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

FrumpleOrz posted:

The Lockhorns

Mother Goose & Grimm


Motherfucker these two got me

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Ah good, another Kevin and Kell storyline wrapped up by devouring thousands of sentient beings.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Mea Culpa posted:

Richard's Poor Almanac




In case you were wondering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkSa17TqljM

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Green Intern posted:

Ah good, another Kevin and Kell storyline wrapped up by devouring thousands of sentient beings.

when webcomics hit the funny pages

Mea Culpa
Oct 23, 2005


Of COURSE it exists!

My family had "Christmas With the Chipmunks" on vinyl when I was a kid...I had no idea it came out in 1962, the year before my mom was born. That must have been my mom's record. I guess as I kid I just associated all things chipmunk with the cartoon series in the 80s/90s, so the Chipettes were more my speed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPGY-Rwj4ao.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Mea Culpa posted:

Of COURSE it exists!

My family had "Christmas With the Chipmunks" on vinyl when I was a kid...I had no idea it came out in 1962, the year before my mom was born. That must have been my mom's record. I guess as I kid I just associated all things chipmunk with the cartoon series in the 80s/90s, so the Chipettes were more my speed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPGY-Rwj4ao.

I am legit surprised a cabal of disgruntled parents didn't put a hit out on the Bagdasarians all those years ago

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise

:rip: that dude :laugh:

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

BigDave posted:

:confused: I don't get it, a doctor telling a 50+ year old man to lose 10 pounds by eating healthier and getting more exercise is a joke? What's so funny about generic health advise?

The joke is an adult with a belly like that needs to lose more than 10 lbs.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lowen SoDium posted:

What are we supposed to be taking away from this?

Edda wanted to cheat on fiance with Ghulk and gets turned down by Ghulk. She then lies to her fiance about what happened?

Are we supposed to like these people?
Yeah it seems like Edda is lying to not look like a cheating rear end in a top hat to Amos and Ghulk is lying to cover for her.

So maybe we are supposed to like Ghulk for being loyal and not facilitating cheating?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



James Allen's parade of freakish faces with weird accessories continues.

Mary Worth



I am so lonely and sad and if someone were to murder me no one would know for hours!

The Phantom



For some reason now I want to see a Phantom vs Predator story.

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Endless Mike posted:

Yeah it seems like Edda is lying to not look like a cheating rear end in a top hat to Amos and Ghulk is lying to cover for her.

So maybe we are supposed to like Ghulk for being loyal and not facilitating cheating?

After years of Nazi Grandma moved into Honorable Asian Marriage Follies I started scrolling past 9CL. For some reason, I'm reading it again and remembering that Brooke really is the Worst. Worse than Intelligent Life, worse than Dethany, worse than Melting Mark Trail. He is still just the worst.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Stultus Maximus posted:

After years of Nazi Grandma moved into Honorable Asian Marriage Follies I started scrolling past 9CL. For some reason, I'm reading it again and remembering that Brooke really is the Worst. Worse than Intelligent Life, worse than Dethany, worse than Melting Mark Trail. He is still just the worst.

I wouldn't mind it so much if he just admitted he was making smut instead of high art or whatever. It's the pretentiousness over something so tawdry that I find really makes it awful.

Though it's pretty bad smut.

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Johnny Walker posted:


Apartment 3-G



Is he all of a sudden self-aware or is this some hosed up hitting on Luann?

Why am I even asking when I know the answer

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G

Yeah, I'm still not feeling for you, rear end in a top hat. BTW - thanks for posting these old Apartment 3-Gs, they're great!

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend Midsummer Day Dreams (click for huge)


And He Did. (November, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (February, 1917)


Doings of the Duffs. (November, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (October, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (October, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (March, 1941)


Archie (March, 1956, click for big)


Feiffer (1974, click for big)


Andy Capp (December, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (February, 1972, click for big)



Dick Tracy (November, 2001, click for big)


mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

Aardmania posted:

Heathcliff



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (February, 1917)


This one looks familiar...



Well, it worked for me at the time.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Calaveron posted:

Please compromise further and drop all of Holbrook's work, and Mother Goose and Grim. Hagar the Horrible is aptly named hohn hohn hohn so you could safely drop that, and Lockhorns is just I hate my wife with no jokes, so that can go too. While you're at it, Brewster Rockit can go just for its constant wink wink nudge nudging of man aren't our jokes just so bad they're funny?
That'd be the best compromise

Lockhorns is written by a lady. It's "I hate my husband jokes"

Also it owns, shut up





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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

FrumpleOrz posted:

The Lockhorns


True story no one asked for:

A month after moving into our house, we were broken into and ransacked. Every drawer, cabinet, etc was opened and its contents thrown about. The thieves did $400 in property damage breaking the glass to get in and stole a total of $3 because that was lying on a dresser. Nothing else was stolen, not even the $500+ surround sound system yet to be installed sitting loose on the floor. Because punk kids breaking into houses are looking to leave with the spoils in their pockets (e.g. bills, pills, and jewelry).

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