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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Uncle Wemus posted:

I hate hillary and even im getting tired of his "but Hillary" BS

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Epic High Five posted:

Also, it's worth nothing, as Joe did at the time, that Trump can literally order Sessions to investigate those things

which leaves open the real possibility that he did and Sessions said no

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

I hate hillary and even im getting tired of his "but Hillary" BS

You'd better get used to it, because conservatives are going to be saying it until they die.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

I hate hillary and even im getting tired of his "but Hillary" BS

Suck Zone Shrugged

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Trazz posted:

You'd better get used to it, because conservatives are going to be saying it until they die.

thankfully it looks like trump's laser focused on killing as many of the rural poor as he can as fast as he can

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
This thread is gonna start moving pretty fast in the near future. I can't wait!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/aabramson/status/887047117197520896

quote:

A death threat was reportedly taped to the office door of Sen. Dean Heller, R-Nev., warning if he voted for the Obamacare repeal bill, the author would lose his healthcare and die — and that he would take Heller with him.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




ya Heller's gonna fuckin die for this vote

If the culinary union doesn't get him first it'll be one of his constituents

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
good

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
d e a t h i s c e r t a i n
and i'm glad of it

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

the dude who write the note better loving follow through

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

ya Heller's gonna fuckin die for this vote

I sure loving hope so

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Hello, FBI

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dreddout posted:

Hello, FBI

I am merely prognosticating on previously levied threats and the prospects of a man who goes against what is basically the Vegas mafia

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Epic High Five posted:

ya Heller's gonna fuckin die for this vote

If the culinary union doesn't get him first it'll be one of his constituents

are they going to eat him???

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TWIST FIST posted:

are they going to eat him???

CULINARY UNION 420

TO SERVE MAN

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
old meat tastes gamier, esp. if it's eaten other meat

just saying. dog is pretty differentiated that way, cuz dog raised for eating is raised on feed with p. low meat content. haven't had non-specially raised dog

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


TWIST FIST posted:

are they going to eat him???
he'll be offered a luxipus meal with a most peculiar if tasty meats only to notice all too late that one of his staffers is missing

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



curufinor posted:

old meat tastes gamier, esp. if it's eaten other meat

just saying. dog is pretty differentiated that way, cuz dog raised for eating is raised on feed with p. low meat content. haven't had non-specially raised dog

then we feed the gross old rich person meat to our companion dogs who contribute far more to society

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Agean90 posted:

he'll be offered a luxipus meal with a most peculiar if tasty meats only to notice all too late that one of his staffers is missing

i don't actually know if you wouldn't be able to identify human meat right off
like, you've taken small or medium size bites of yourself, probably
people eat placenta, altho prolly not mccain

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TWIST FIST posted:

are they going to eat him???

they owe it to New Vegas to do so

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


curufinor posted:

i don't actually know if you wouldn't be able to identify human meat right off
like, you've taken small or medium size bites of yourself, probably
people eat placenta, altho prolly not mccain

we are gifting you a very special kind of pork senator

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
i've done dog, whale, many kinds of insects, sea cucumbers which look like assholes, live octopus
haven't done cat or human, dunno which jurisdictions it's legal in

i mean, you don't have to kill anyone for a taste, buy someone's placenta or pay someone to cut a little bit of flesh off

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
i don't know why cannibalism is so associated with murder
i mean, if you cut a little bit off of someone's belly or do lipo, you'd be able to eat that, forex, no harm no foul, just gotta cook it

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 230 days!

curufinor posted:

i don't know why cannibalism is so associated with murder
i mean, if you cut a little bit off of someone's belly or do lipo, you'd be able to eat that, forex, no harm no foul, just gotta cook it

this escalated quickly :munch:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you'd never make it as a politician if you would eat human flesh without killing them

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.leebio.com/product/1785/human-adipose-tissue-subcutaneous-fat-cells-991-11

you need to fill out a goddamnd lot of paperwork and prolly lie on the paperwork tho

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

curufinor posted:

i mean, you don't have to kill anyone for a taste, buy someone's placenta or pay someone to cut a little bit of flesh off

why pay when u can cut off, cook, and eat your own flesh?

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
hmm, i wonder if that's like lysed fat cells in buffer or something, or a nice 5 g whole sample on (dry) ice?

octobernight
Nov 25, 2004
High Priest of the Christian-Atheist Church
https://twitter.com/LogCabinGOP/status/889893122406326272

I think this is amazing. Only tweeted 22 hours ago. No sympathies for Log Cabin GOP.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



octobernight posted:

https://twitter.com/LogCabinGOP/status/889893122406326272

I think this is amazing. Only tweeted 22 hours ago. No sympathies for Log Cabin GOP.

worlds fastest milkshake duck lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Log Cabin Republicans should be lined up and shot. No bigger class of jelly spined cucks exists

I am busy with actual work to my surprise, but fly my pretties and find me outraged tweets from trans trumpers, esp ones in the military

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wrong threado

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Epic High Five posted:

Log Cabin Republicans should be lined up and shot. No bigger class of jelly spined cucks exists

I am busy with actual work to my surprise, but fly my pretties and find me outraged tweets from trans trumpers, esp ones in the military

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
knik durman

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

octobernight posted:

https://twitter.com/LogCabinGOP/status/889893122406326272

I think this is amazing. Only tweeted 22 hours ago. No sympathies for Log Cabin GOP.

https://twitter.com/LogCabinGOP/status/890226437663358978


life comes at you fast

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




good job narcing on your cousin, they're about to get harassed and assaulted by a MAGA CHUD serviceman and then drummed out with the equivalent of a felony on their record and zero benefits

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Caitlyn_Jenner/status/890254837257981952

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

This is art.

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



The answer is that he was loving lying to you.

I'm working in the wrong industry, there's a loving shitload of money to be made overtly lying to people then watching them get all huffy when the rug is pulled out from under their feet.

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