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Ways to deal with an annoying barking dog your neighbor has: 1. Get an ultrasound thing to deafen the dog and gently caress all nearby animals because fuckit and gently caress you 2. Throw antifreeze rag over the fence, hope for the best 3. File a lawsuit and when the dude doesn't contest kill the poo poo out of the dog with no remorse Like it's loving unreal that #3 happened holy gently caress
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:she's not alone. It's understood to mean "she's drinking alone." Christ almighty just go get loving drunk, you don't need to defend the alcoholic. You too, Woodrow.
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Danaru posted:He [34M] broke up with me [20F] and for some reason I can't believe that he actually meant it
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Jul 26, 2017 21:47
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chitoryu12 posted:No, this can't be real. How do you just get a court order to steal a dog and the judge and police and vet ignore all the paperwork and microchip saying that it's not your dog? Is gangstalking real? He ignored the civil suit part where the court tries to determine ownership and only started taking it seriously after the judge had reached a verdict and issued a writ, had the dog survived for an appeal he could've won but don't just ignore lawsuits against you idiot
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Jul 26, 2017 21:47
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Can this be real? My neighbor has a court order to steal my dog?! How in the gently caress would the cops force the vet to euthanize the dog?
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Jul 26, 2017 21:47
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Haifisch posted:'Can we fix what we had? Without me chilling the gently caress out about normal porn use, I mean.' I imagine her asking why and the guy being straight faced like I just love titties
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Jul 26, 2017 21:48
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Can this be real? My neighbor has a court order to steal my dog?! also this dude is an idiot for being pissed at his lawyer for not being on call for his loving dog case that he only lost because he ignored a summons doubly so after he says that he doesn't trust his lawyer when she says that he can just collect damages against his rear end in a top hat neighbor
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Avenging_Mikon posted:It's understood to mean "she's drinking alone." Christ almighty just go get loving drunk, you don't need to defend the alcoholic. You too, Woodrow. I defend the integrity of stories posted.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:He ignored the civil suit part where the court tries to determine ownership and only started taking it seriously after the judge had reached a verdict and issued a writ, had the dog survived for an appeal he could've won but don't just ignore lawsuits against you idiot The part where he leaves the collar and paperwork on the porch is fuckin heinous tho
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Jul 26, 2017 21:49
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That dog story is the most upsetting thing I've read in this thread RIP dog
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Jul 26, 2017 21:49
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Dogs rely on their owners to keep them out of trouble for the world of poo poo that exists beyond their comprehension, this dude really kinda dropped the ball on this If you think someone wants to harm your dog and do nothing about it for years, I don't know, how do you expect it to end??
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Jul 26, 2017 21:50
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given how people get when something bad happens to a dog vs to a human being, he could probably beat the absolute loving poo poo out of that guy with a posse of friends and neighbors and no one would ever snitch unless he had one of those "always barks forever at nothing and never stops" type of dog in which case the neighborhood is probably privately rejoicing
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Jul 26, 2017 21:50
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Intruder posted:That dog story is the most upsetting thing I've read in this thread yeah and I'm pissed at the dog's owner like sorry lawyers are loving busy people, they're not on call unless you're paying them for it and even more he got a summons in the mail and was like "well I don't have to worry about this lol!"
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Jul 26, 2017 21:51
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ThePeavstenator posted:yeah and I'm pissed at the dog's owner Here's how court orders work: When they're from your dumb neighbor that means they're not real and you can ignore them
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Jul 26, 2017 21:52
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:given how people get when something bad happens to a dog vs to a human being, he could probably beat the absolute loving poo poo out of that guy with a posse of friends and neighbors and no one would ever snitch From the backstory it sounds like it was revenge for making fun of his sovereign citizen thing Maybe it was a meta lesson about how the courts will fail you
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Jul 26, 2017 21:52
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Here's how court orders work: When they're from your dumb neighbor that means they're not real and you can ignore them If your neighbor is a sovcit you've got like a fifty fifty chance at that
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Jul 26, 2017 21:53
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Here's how court orders work: When they're from your dumb neighbor that means they're not real and you can ignore them you've got a bad string of posts in this thread so imma take you seriously and tell you that this is dumb as hell when you get a court summons you loving show up, if the owner did, the case would have been over in like 15 minutes and the judge would have reamed the gently caress out of his neighbor
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Jul 26, 2017 21:54
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:If your neighbor is a sovcit you've got like a fifty fifty chance at that courts were probably like "holy poo poo, a lawsuit that is actually executable?" makes me wonder if the sovcit thing was some sort of long con to make the victim think he could ignore the court docs in his mail
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Jul 26, 2017 21:55
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:The part where he leaves the collar and paperwork on the porch is fuckin heinous tho oh yeah the neighbor's a loving monster and I can't totally blame the guy for thinking this was more pseudo-legal spam he'd run off at Kinko's or some poo poo but jesus ThePeavstenator posted:you've got a bad string of posts in this thread so imma take you seriously and tell you that this is dumb as hell p sure he's being sarcastic bud
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Jul 26, 2017 21:56
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ThePeavstenator posted:you've got a bad string of posts in this thread so imma take you seriously and tell you that this is dumb as hell Yeah dude I was being sarcastic, and goofing on the sentiment that Benghazi raised, which is like "ah its a sov neighbor he's probably full of poo poo" It's loving dumb to ignore a court order even if it's from your neighbor who is a nutjob!!
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Jul 26, 2017 21:57
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:He ignored the civil suit part where the court tries to determine ownership and only started taking it seriously after the judge had reached a verdict and issued a writ, had the dog survived for an appeal he could've won but don't just ignore lawsuits against you idiot I mean, to be fair, the neighbor was a sovereign citizen. I know that judgment is usually in the favor of the plaintiff when the defendant doesn't show up but holy poo poo the judge couldn't have had a little... I don't know... Judgment? "THEREFORE HABEUS CORPUS ERGO SUM: THE GOLD FRINGE OF THE FLAG MEANS I (the man, neighborly neighbordude) HAVE POSSESSION OF THIS "DOG" ON THE LAND WHICH I (the man, neighborly neighbordude) TRAVEL..." edit: Then again, the judge in the Malheur case had to entertain every stupid thing they put in front of her so I guess maybe this really was out of the judiciary's hands pretty hosed up that sovcits have found a cheat code to ignore all laws Mirthless fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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Jul 26, 2017 21:59
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:oh yeah the neighbor's a loving monster and I can't totally blame the guy for thinking this was more pseudo-legal spam he'd run off at Kinko's or some poo poo but jesus This. Holy gently caress. The neighbour is loving broken. This would t be the last dumb poo poo he pulls. Just leave or work out a good accident/alibi project.
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Jul 26, 2017 21:59
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Someone didn't watch John Wick, this guy is loving dead meat.
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Jul 26, 2017 22:01
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Mirthless posted:I mean, to be fair, the neighbor was a sovereign citizen. I know that judgment is usually in the favor of the plaintiff when the defendant doesn't show up but holy poo poo the judge couldn't have had a little... I don't know... Judgment? "THEREFORE HABEUS CORPUS ERGO SUM: THE GOLD FRINGE OF THE FLAG MEANS I (the man, neighborly neighbordude) HAVE POSSESSION OF THIS "DOG" ON THE LAND WHICH I (the man, neighborly neighbordude) TRAVEL..." What's the judge supposed to do or know? The neighbor said it was his dog, filed a lawsuit, and then the owner didn't show up. What if the dog had been stolen? Do you get to just dodge giving it back by never showing up to court? That's why default judgement is a thing.
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Jul 26, 2017 22:03
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I'd say we should all adopt the sovcit poo poo but let's not kid ourselves, only the right wing can pretend the law doesn't apply to them and get away with itThePeavstenator posted:What's the judge supposed to do or know? The neighbor said it was his dog, filed a lawsuit, and then the owner didn't show up. Have you never read sovcit legal documentation?
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Jul 26, 2017 22:03
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Mirthless posted:I'd say we should all adopt the sovcit poo poo but let's not kid ourselves, only the right wing can pretend the law doesn't apply to them and get away with it this has nothing to do with the sovcit thing, if you file a court case and the one party doesn't show up you end up with a default judgement
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Jul 26, 2017 22:04
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Outrail posted:This. Holy gently caress. The neighbour is loving broken. This would t be the last dumb poo poo he pulls. Just leave or work out a good accident/alibi project. im just saying that if he mysteriously got his legs broken after being hit by a car that would be fuckin wild in terms of coincidence
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Jul 26, 2017 22:05
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I think the guy is a moron but focusing on how much of a moron he is detracts from how loving ridiculously evil and malicious this nutter is. Like seriously, oh this person insulted my loving retarded life choice, so i better murder his beloved pet in the most drawn out lovely way possible.
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Jul 26, 2017 22:05
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if that story is real then dog murder neighbor is absolutely going to execute the OP next and he'll probably find a way to do it within the legal system so the only way to be safe is to beat him to it
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Mirthless posted:I mean, to be fair, the neighbor was a sovereign citizen. I know that judgment is usually in the favor of the plaintiff when the defendant doesn't show up but holy poo poo the judge couldn't have had a little... I don't know... Judgment? "THEREFORE HABEUS CORPUS ERGO SUM: THE GOLD FRINGE OF THE FLAG MEANS I (the man, neighborly neighbordude) HAVE POSSESSION OF THIS "DOG" ON THE LAND WHICH I (the man, neighborly neighbordude) TRAVEL..." In the absence of any evidence or claim to the contrary the judge was looking at this loopy dude who's babbling and agitated but clearly claiming his dog was stolen and a defendant who was presumably all 'yeah I stole it so what'. had the OP put literally any effort in the guy's "trick" wouldn't have worked. it'd be way worse if we just started having judges just ignore people they don't like the look of A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:I'd say we should all adopt the sovcit poo poo but let's not kid ourselves, only the right wing can pretend the law doesn't apply to them and get away with it i lost the bookmark of like THe Landmark SovCit Brief from canada, a brief so thorough and so good that it is cited in like every other case involving them, about how to identify and deal with a sovcit its a fun read because like every third line the judge is like "this, obivously. was not how it worked"
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Jul 26, 2017 22:06
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:im just saying that if he mysteriously got his legs broken after being hit by a car that would be fuckin wild in terms of coincidence Can you break the pelvis without risking the internal organs?
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Beachcomber posted:Can you break the pelvis without risking the internal organs? not with a car but yeah im sure if you got whacked with a golf club a few times it could work
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Jul 26, 2017 22:09
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:In the absence of any evidence or claim to the contrary the judge was looking at this loopy dude who's babbling and agitated but clearly claiming his dog was stolen and a defendant who was presumably all 'yeah I stole it so what'. had the OP put literally any effort in the guy's "trick" wouldn't have worked. Yeah I guess this makes sense. It's pretty plausible that somebody might steal a dog from a crazy person and I guess those people need to have a legal recourse if that happens. Just, jeez, what a lovely situation. I guess this is a lesson to take sovcits seriously when they sue you. I honestly would have probably ignored it too with my assumptions of how the judicial system would treat a lawsuit like this. Shows what I know.
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Jul 26, 2017 22:10
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Man that dog owner is dumb, he should redeem himself and avenge his dog by beating his neighbor with a baseball bat 
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Jul 26, 2017 22:10
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Man that dog owner is dumb, he should redeem himself and avenge his dog by beating his neighbor with a baseball bat "Officer, I was travelling with my baseball bat and this brigand's face impeded it's path, therefore, in accordance with the magna carta..."
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Jul 26, 2017 22:12
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If you think a lawsuit is dumb please explain to the judge at the hearing that you think it's dumb instead of ignoring it, that's about it. There's no court summons you can ignore without it being bad news.
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Jul 26, 2017 22:13
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Pursue all legal recourse to get compensation from and punishment for the psycho neighbor After all of that is done, THEN chop off his balls
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yeah sovcits are nuts but like none of their poo poo actually works in court if the owner actually showed up for the court date on the summons then he would probably have won the case about 5 seconds after the neighbor started yelling about being a boat
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Mirthless posted:"Officer, I was travelling with my baseball bat and this brigand's face impeded it's path, therefore, in accordance with the magna carta..." "No, see, the flag that I shoved up his rear end had a gold fringe, and thus..."
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