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ROFLburger posted:how have you turds never seen mister cool ice before lmao
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ArmZ posted:if i was bran i would warg pod and gently caress all the ladies with my hodor-esque penis How many times have I got to explain that Pod's sexual gifts are technique based rather than anything physical LEARN THE loving LORE?
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Jul 26, 2017 19:37
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So Pod is GRRM's tiny penis self insert?
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Jul 26, 2017 19:41
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ROFLburger posted:how have you turds never seen mister cool ice before I haven't seen him posted in years. His GBS heyday was 05-06ish, I think. Wouldn't be hard to miss him.
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Jul 26, 2017 19:41
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What is the horseshit you never forget Mr cool ice he's 360 degrees of cool ice
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lol but seriously I posted:How many times have I got to explain that Pod's sexual gifts are technique based rather than anything physical LEARN THE loving LORE? so does bran get those techniques when he wargs in? like if he wargs into an eagle he can fly right, but does he get the swirl with a counter-clockwise twist with pod?
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Jul 26, 2017 19:49
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Who has been wiping Brans rear end? Was it Hodor before? Is it now the annoying girl? Does Bran do it himself? Show needs a Bran pooping scene.
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Jul 26, 2017 19:51
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I wanna see the prairie horse warriors sack the craggy, port capital.
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Jul 26, 2017 19:52
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bran was pooping from seasons 2-5 so now he never needs to poop again.
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Waltzing Along posted:Who has been wiping Brans rear end?
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Jul 26, 2017 19:54
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Bran wargs into his own poo poo to feel it coming out of his numb paralyzed rear end
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Jul 26, 2017 19:56
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Jul 26, 2017 19:57
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he can't actually poop anymore so he needs to warg into others and poop through them
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DrPlump posted:Dragons are too stupid to know where to fly or what to attack without someone guiding them. Bran will warg it and make it fling her off lol. Look at this sad brain mother hosed right here, hasn't even read the spoilers yet.
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Jul 26, 2017 20:17
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Kelp Me! posted:he can't actually poop anymore so he needs to warg into others and poop through them In a surprise twist, shoving Jorah's dragon scales up his rear end allows him to poop again.
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Jul 26, 2017 20:20
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did anything ever come of all of robert's bastard children, like that one blacksmith dude or were they sacrificed on the altar of the god of making things take another 3 books
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Jul 26, 2017 20:23
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They're in the books but as far as the show goes they are on SS Lost Plotlines. I think the show also combined a couple of the different bastards - Edric Storm and Gendry are just the same person now.
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Jul 26, 2017 20:26
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Wait so how many people are on the SS lost plot line? Just Pod and Gendry right?
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Kromlech posted:He wargs into nearby small mammals such as rabbits and squirrels and uses them to wipe his rear end with their fur. That's what i'd do anyway. See this is good gbs, working smarter not harder
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Wait so how many people are on the SS lost plot line? Just Pod and Gendry right? Pod just moved to Asshai after he was done having sex with everyone in Westeros.
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Jul 26, 2017 21:10
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awww  https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/889882610234773504
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Sam found himself kissing her back. I said the words, he thought, but her hands were tugging at his blacks, pulling at the laces of his breeches. He broke off the kiss long enough to say, "We can't," but Gilly said, "We can," and covered his mouth with her own again. The Cinnamon Wind was spinning all around them and he could taste the rum on Gilly's tongue and the next thing her breasts were bare and he was touching them. I said the words, Sam thought again, but one of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. If I do this I am no better than Dareon, Sam thought, but it felt too good to stop. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Gilly pushed him back onto her pallet, hiked her skirts up around her thighs, and lowered herself onto him with a little whimpery sound. That was even better than her nipples. She's so wet, he thought, gasping. I never knew a woman could get so wet down there. "I am your wife now," she whispered, sliding up and down on him. And Sam groaned and thought, No, no, you can't be, I said the words, I said the words, but the only word he said was, "Yes."
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Jul 26, 2017 21:15
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That's how you get a sugar daddy
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Fried Watermelon posted:
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She's so wet, he thought, gasping. I never knew a woman could get so wet down there. "I am your wife now," she whispered, sliding up and down on him. And Sam groaned and thought, No, no, you can't be, I said the words, I said the words, but the only word he said was, "Yes."
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How can anyone be "moved" by the Jorah/dany love thing? Imagine if a goon Jorah's age posted about how to win over dany in e/n and detailed all the great lengths he went to win her over.
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Jul 26, 2017 21:18
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It would be goldmined.
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Jul 26, 2017 21:19
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I think the ladies just find ser friendzone sexy not so much the story
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Jul 26, 2017 21:19
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i dont follow this show very much but my gf saw the newest one and apparently a guy with no dick was having sex with a girl? hows that work
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Jul 26, 2017 21:31
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Boringly.
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Jul 26, 2017 21:32
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yeah I eat rear end posted:How can anyone be "moved" by the Jorah/dany love thing? Imagine if a goon Jorah's age posted about how to win over dany in e/n and detailed all the great lengths he went to win her over. big nipples big life posted:I think the ladies just find ser friendzone sexy not so much the story
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Jul 26, 2017 21:34
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yeah I eat rear end posted:How can anyone be "moved" by the Jorah/dany love thing? Imagine if a goon Jorah's age posted about how to win over dany in e/n and detailed all the great lengths he went to win her over. hey babe, i hope u like scar tissue
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Kelp Me! posted:Every time Jim Broadbent's character gets all serious and philosophical I keep half-expecting him to end his monologue with "...A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!" I keep thinking of his other doctor role https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbDtWMSoaxI&t=30s
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CharlestonJew posted:i dont follow this show very much but my gf saw the newest one and apparently a guy with no dick was having sex with a girl? hows that work
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Jul 26, 2017 21:41
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CharlestonJew posted:i dont follow this show very much but my gf saw the newest one and apparently a guy with no dick was having sex with a girl? hows that work Do you have a bookcase in your house?
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Jul 26, 2017 21:43
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He was better in Arthur Christmas.
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big nipples big life posted:I think the ladies just find ser friendzone sexy not so much the story he's like really ugly and hairy in the books but in the show his voice could seduce a table
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Jul 26, 2017 22:30
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Ain't Jorah a 40something hairy dude creepin' on a teenaged dragon queen in the books
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El Padrino posted:Ain't Jorah a 40something hairy dude creepin' on a teenaged dragon queen in the books yeah but its medieval times so its cool and normal. How old is book dany at the end of DwD?
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Jul 26, 2017 23:25
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Book Jorah looks like a beefier Ernest Borgnine in my head.
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They shouldve cast that fat goon who was in the nerd porn to play sam
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