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frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Not an option in the Steven Universe... universe.

what happened to russia and like half of australia there?

# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:10

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# ? May 31, 2024 02:38

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Joey Freshwater posted:

Greg isn't an actual name?

The 60s point is valid. They werent exactly subtle

Greg to Gregorian is several steps too far for the time my dude.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:19

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

frodnonnag posted:

what happened to russia and like half of australia there?

Sorta looks like it got jammed onto the side of South America there.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:27

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

frodnonnag posted:

what happened to russia and like half of australia there?

Unexplained so far, but for some reason Australia invented anime in that universe.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:31

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

If I had money to burn I'd get this blown up wall-size and hang it in the foyer of the house I'd have in this hypothetical.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:59

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Zeeman posted:

Dr. Fate acts like a dick to prove a point, from Justice League of America #102

Also, this whole thing was to justify why none of the invulnerable characters could blow up the Nebula Man with the magic missile, but why the hell would they have to include that stupid arrow?

SPOILER: Red Tornado's robot rear end (as you can see in the first panel), sacrifices himself while everyone argues. Proof that he's the most human of all!

# ? Jul 26, 2017 07:45

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

hes not getting in to a petty argument over pointless bullshit while his and other peoples' lives are all in danger so it actually proves he's the least human

# ? Jul 26, 2017 08:04

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Binary Badger posted:

Superman at one point was so bothered about this that he jumped dimensions to ask Doctor Fate after all his magic buddies
on THIS Earth basically said they couldn't help him.

Hey Supes get off the drat satellite my calls to Madagascar aren't going through!

"Face it Superman. Magic has you beat.
After all you got killed the other day by a sorcerer. Straight up dead, like a normal guy. Granted you came back from the dead, but still."

# ? Jul 26, 2017 10:53

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Maltose posted:

Greg to Gregorian is several steps too far for the time my dude.

So would you say they weren't exactly subtle?

# ? Jul 26, 2017 12:21

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

The Question IRL posted:

"Face it Superman. Magic has you beat.
After all you got killed the other day by a sorcerer. Straight up dead, like a normal guy. Granted you came back from the dead, but still."

Guessing his revival and eventual victory in that previous issue had something to do with the true hero back then, Jimmy Olsen.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 12:45

Test Pattern: Dec 20, 2007; Keep scrolling, clod!

frodnonnag posted:

what happened to russia and like half of australia there?

The presumption about Russia is that it's where the previous ruler of Earth, who the main character's mother assassinated, was born. With the exception of South America and Africa splitting differently, the rest of the geological differences are probably due to geoengineering ca. 5-10 kya.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 14:34

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Unexplained so far, but for some reason Australia invented anime in that universe.

The Enola Gay had compass trouble, huh?

# ? Jul 26, 2017 16:31

Astribulus: Apr 20, 2004; That's the second largest duck I've ever had in my pants. - Guybrush Threepwood

Test Pattern posted:

The presumption about Russia is that it's where the previous ruler of Earth, who the main character's mother assassinated, was born. With the exception of South America and Africa splitting differently, the rest of the geological differences are probably due to geoengineering ca. 5-10 kya.

That's a hypothesis that a lot of people have latched onto, but there's no real evidence for it. While gems do leave holes where they emerge, none of the diamonds have been continent sized.

frodnonnag posted:

what happened to russia and like half of australia there?

Massive terraforming to create an alien colony. This was the intended result if the project hadn't been derailed by rebellion.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 17:10

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

Are the rings actual RingWorlds, or just something like Saturn's rings?

# ? Jul 26, 2017 20:46

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Bloodly posted:

Are the rings actual RingWorlds, or just something like Saturn's rings?

It's not explained any further than the hologram you see in the picture. The show only just went to Homeworld for a few episodes and showed very little of the surface city itself, so there's a lot of unanswered questions.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:16

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Bloodly posted:

Are the rings actual RingWorlds, or just something like Saturn's rings?

Well, the image is only on screen for a few seconds, but the little flocks of oval shapes are moving quickly along the rings so maybe they're for transportation or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkayU3-s5DI&t=118s

# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:16

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

The Question IRL posted:

"Face it Superman. Magic has you beat.
After all you got killed the other day by a sorcerer. Straight up dead, like a normal guy. Granted you came back from the dead, but still."

THINGS THAT CAN KILL SUPERMAN
~~Kryptonite~~
Magic
Stupid Plot Demands by Editorial (re:Doomsday)

THINGS THAT CANNOT KILL SUPERMAN
Everything Else

e: Noted vvv

jng2058 fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jul 26, 2017

# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:44

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

jng2058 posted:

THINGS THAT CAN KILL SUPERMAN
Kryptonite

# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:46

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Zeeman posted:

Look, that time that an experiment went "wrong" and turned all kryptonite on Earth into Iron (without affecting Superman, somehow) doesn't count. (Superman #233).

# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:53

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Superman just eating chunks of rock.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:57

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Push El Burrito posted:

Superman just eating chunks of rock.

We kind of do that. Granted, they're very small chunks.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:02

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Phy posted:

We kind of do that. Granted, they're very small chunks.

He asked for extra small chunks of rock on his large chunk of rock.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:05

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Look, that time that an experiment went "wrong" and turned all kryptonite on Earth into Iron (without affecting Superman, somehow) doesn't count. (Superman #233).

Superman'd be up the creek if that poo poo wore off while he was still digesting it.

# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:07

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Look, that time that an experiment went "wrong" and turned all kryptonite on Earth into Iron (without affecting Superman, somehow) doesn't count. (Superman #233).

How about Kingdom Come Superman, where longer exposure to Yellow Sun Rads made him build up resistance to Kryptonite?

# ? Jul 26, 2017 23:34

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Doom Patrol 7.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 02:03

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Doom Patrol 7.

Is Doom Patrol worth a re-read? I think I have all the Morrison trades but all I remember is a vague memory of being annoyed he ripped off a Borges story completely without giving even subtle credit to it.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 02:12

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is Doom Patrol worth a re-read? I think I have all the Morrison trades but all I remember is a vague memory of being annoyed he ripped off a Borges story completely without giving even subtle credit to it.

This is from the new series but yes, re-read the G-Mo series.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 02:19

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Choco1980 posted:

How about Kingdom Come Superman, where longer exposure to Yellow Sun Rads made him build up resistance to Kryptonite?

Not sure.

Isn't Kingdom Come Superman still out there somewhere?

Or did he get killed in one of the multiversal crisis events?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 02:53

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

He's always alive in our hearts

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:17

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

It was fun to meet some of the gang in Curse Words 006.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:28

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Chinston Wurchill posted:

It was fun to meet some of the gang in Curse Words 006.

That title keeps exceeding my expectations.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:01

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Phy posted:

The Enola Gay had compass trouble, huh?

Hey, don't be hating on Koala Princess

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:36

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

I do not like that you posted this

# ? Jul 27, 2017 05:04

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

What is that thing and why is her face an electrical socket?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 05:20

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

It's a parody.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 05:24

Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Bongo Bill posted:

It's a parody.

Of what? Humanity?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 07:11

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Chinston Wurchill posted:

It was fun to meet some of the gang in Curse Words 006.

I don't know if there's a particular name for juxtaposing a girly girl trope with the horrors of genre convention, but it has not gotten old to me yet.

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is Doom Patrol worth a re-read? I think I have all the Morrison trades but all I remember is a vague memory of being annoyed he ripped off a Borges story completely without giving even subtle credit to it.

I don't think so. I picked up a few of my old trades out of storage last month. The art is way worse than you remember, and while the stories have their charm it falls prey to its own influence (e.g: what was fresh then is kind-of stolid now) and Morrison's "every third beat" writing which he both hadn't perfected nor was serviced well by the muddy, muddy art. The good bits-- Flex Mentallo, Mr. Nobody and the Painting that Ate Paris, Danny the Street--are still good, but it's like rubber duckies in that bathtub from Gummo.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 14:49