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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
1. Ehh, i think any hope for another good terminator has been...terminated
2. Part of me hopes its a Widowmaker story to start the Overwatch cinematic universe, just to see blizz fall on their face again like with warcraft

Inescapable Duck posted:

Generic terrorists and/or Russians come to steal its secrets, or aliens come to get their poo poo back? Or both?
I can't recommend this book enough https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/144793.Area_7

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Grendels Dad posted:

After the White House and the capital of England an airplane feels like a bit of a downgrade. Where is the sense of escalation? Where is Space Has Fallen?

Just take Geostorm and add terrorists. Done.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

should prob report it as a false positive, it's a poem called something like "Nerd Porn" not an actual porn site

Welp, gotta love firewalls.

And thx to whoever who mentioned My Immortal, I mean I had to stop two parts in because it's just too much, but....


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

marshmallow creep posted:

Just take Geostorm and add terrorists. Done.

I thought part of Geostorm is already about terrorists.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

got any sevens posted:

2. Part of me hopes its a Widowmaker story to start the Overwatch cinematic universe, just to see blizz fall on their face again like with warcraft

An Overwatch movie right now would probably do pretty well since the game is still peaking, as opposed to a movie coming out 7-8 years after the peak of Warcraft's Popularity.

I mean Blizzard is currently charging $20 million for a franchise tag to start up an Overwatch competitive league and they're getting snatched up fairly quickly by actual sports owners.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

An Overwatch movie right now would probably do pretty well since the game is still peaking, as opposed to a movie coming out 7-8 years after the peak of Warcraft's Popularity.

I mean Blizzard is currently charging $20 million for a franchise tag to start up an Overwatch competitive league and they're getting snatched up fairly quickly by actual sports owners.

I'm pretty sure it's one of the top porn searches at the moment

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

got any sevens posted:

1. Ehh, i think any hope for another good terminator has been...terminated

That Hitman film from a few years back was partially a good Terminator story. Severely undercut by the rest of its nonsense, though.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Now that OJ is out on parole, maybe he could finally star in the Terminator remake.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Did Cameron ever talk back then about what he personally would have done for a third Terminator movie before Rise of the Machines/Salvation/etc. were happening? I mean between Terminator 3/Salvation/Genisys and the Sarah Connor Chronicles what ground is even left to cover? I guess you could do an all future war movie and actually make it not one of the biggest gently caress-ups ever like Salvation was.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

The MSJ posted:

I thought part of Geostorm is already about terrorists.

If it is, it wasn't a big part of the trailer I saw in my theater because that went for more of a hubris of man/act of god/colossal gently caress up thing.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm pretty sure it's one of the top porn searches at the moment

Stop posting your browser history tyvm

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

well why not posted:

Area 51 Has Fallen. Totally America (not scottish) Mike gets a raygun and just starts melting fools.


Yeah, I hope Avatar 2 is the humans straight up invading and occupying Pandora, while the Na'vi mount a magic insurgency. Ocean beasts will show up no matter what.

Wait wait wait


Pandora Has Fallen

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




PRESIDENT ASHER

WE ARE NAOW BONDED THREW AY'WAHR

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Gerard Butler plays General Texas, Quaritch's fraternal twin brother, and he's out for revenge against those terroristic aliens hindering America's, I mean, Earth's right to colonize the galaxy

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Electromax posted:

But he made like, the only two good ones.

The time between T2 and this new movie will be almost twice as long as the time between Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Guy Mann posted:

The time between T2 and this new movie will be almost twice as long as the time between Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace.

But the difference is Cameron has continued making films since T2, unlike Lucas who didn't direct anything between A New Hope and Phantom Menace.

Also considering that Terminator is a time travel story, he can basically wipe out everything that came out post T2 with some hand wavey bullshit if he even bothers to acknowledge it.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Guy Mann posted:

The time between T2 and this new movie will be almost twice as long as the time between Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace.

And not quite as long as between Thunderdome and Fury Road.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


joylessdivision posted:

Also considering that Terminator is a time travel story, he can basically wipe out everything that came out post T2 with some hand wavey bullshit if he even bothers to acknowledge it.

Do people also want Piranha 3DD wiped from the canon, or is it just the sequels to Aliens and Terminator 2?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


joylessdivision posted:

But the difference is Cameron has continued making films since T2, unlike Lucas who didn't direct anything between A New Hope and Phantom Menace.

Also considering that Terminator is a time travel story, he can basically wipe out everything that came out post T2 with some hand wavey bullshit if he even bothers to acknowledge it.

If Avatar 2 actually keeps its release date it will be 11 years between feature films for Cameron and even then his last movie movie before that was Titanic and that was in 97. He hasn't exactly been prolific in the last 20 years.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The Emoji Movie is tracking at $25-30 mil for the weekend which is not good unless this was very cheaply made

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Emoji Movie is tracking at $25-30 mil for the weekend which is not good unless this was very cheaply made

I mean it probably was, just not money-wise

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Emoji Movie is tracking at $25-30 mil for the weekend which is not good unless this was very cheaply made

How do you track for the weekend on a Wednesday?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Emoji Movie is tracking at $25-30 mil for the weekend which is not good unless this was very cheaply made

According to Box Office Mojo, the budget was $50mil, so that seems pretty much bad.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Grendels Dad posted:



After the White House and the capital of England an airplane feels like a bit of a downgrade. Where is the sense of escalation? Where is Space Has Fallen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuOlYPSEzSc

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Leavemywife posted:

According to Box Office Mojo, the budget was $50mil, so that seems pretty much bad.

:D

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Emoji Movie is tracking at $25-30 mil for the weekend which is not good unless this was very cheaply made
Maybe there's hope for the world after all

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



GrandpaPants posted:

How do you track for the weekend on a Wednesday?
The tracking is based on presales

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

How do presales for family movies usually do? With nerd poo poo I imagine it's more accurate, bit wouldn't lovely kids movies be more of a spurious parking lot choice?

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Leavemywife posted:

According to Box Office Mojo, the budget was $50mil, so that seems pretty much bad.

if you make half of your budget on opening weekend that's generally not too bad. Obviously it depends on how much of the total gross the opening weekend is, but animated movies tend to have slightly better legs than others, so this will probably make a small profit, especially if it plays internationally.

So just hope that the tracking is aiming too high and that it has terrible word of mouth (like it should)

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

DC Murderverse posted:

if you make half of your budget on opening weekend that's generally not too bad. Obviously it depends on how much of the total gross the opening weekend is, but animated movies tend to have slightly better legs than others, so this will probably make a small profit, especially if it plays internationally.

So just hope that the tracking is aiming too high and that it has terrible word of mouth (like it should)

Doesn't a movie have to make back about double the budget for the studio to call it a success? I thought I read that in this thread, but maybe it's different for animated movies.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I'd just like to thank Sony for making GBS threads on Starship Troopers yet again, can't wait to see how the reboot turns out next.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

TF2 HAT MINING RIG posted:

I'd just like to thank Sony for making GBS threads on Starship Troopers yet again, can't wait to see how the reboot turns out next.

There isn't going to be a good Starship Troopers movie again until someone remembers that the first movie was a satire.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Leavemywife posted:

Doesn't a movie have to make back about double the budget for the studio to call it a success? I thought I read that in this thread, but maybe it's different for animated movies.

No one knows whether a movie is successful or not. Amazing Spider-Man 2 made three quarters of a billion dollars, probably had the movie paid for already through endorsements and was such a failure that Sony ran screaming to Disney/Marvel to be included in the MCU.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

DC Murderverse posted:

if you make half of your budget on opening weekend that's generally not too bad. Obviously it depends on how much of the total gross the opening weekend is, but animated movies tend to have slightly better legs than others, so this will probably make a small profit, especially if it plays internationally.

So just hope that the tracking is aiming too high and that it has terrible word of mouth (like it should)

Also this is supposed to be Sony's Lego Movie, lol

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Sir Kodiak posted:

Do people also want Piranha 3DD wiped from the canon, or is it just the sequels to Aliens and Terminator 2?

Piranha 3DD was just a garbage sequel to a fun remake. I don't think anyone thinks of Piranha as having "Canon".

muscles like this! posted:

If Avatar 2 actually keeps its release date it will be 11 years between feature films for Cameron and even then his last movie movie before that was Titanic and that was in 97. He hasn't exactly been prolific in the last 20 years.

Also true, however Cameron is actually a good film maker and Lucas isn't.

I'm not saying i"m jumping out of my chair for more Terminator movies because I haven't seen any of the sequels past T2 because I kinda just don't care about the franchise that much. If he actually makes a new Terminator movie and it's good I'll probably watch it, but I have no emotional investment in the franchise other than "Man, T2 was loving good and the everyone seems to hate everything else with Terminator on the box so I guess I can just skip those"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Skwirl posted:

No one knows whether a movie is successful or not. Amazing Spider-Man 2 made three quarters of a billion dollars, probably had the movie paid for already through endorsements and was such a failure that Sony ran screaming to Disney/Marvel to be included in the MCU.

It did worse than any other Spider-Man before it, including the Raimi ones, and was well under expectations of the brass at Sony.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Skwirl posted:

No one knows whether a movie is successful or not. Amazing Spider-Man 2 made three quarters of a billion dollars, probably had the movie paid for already through endorsements and was such a failure that Sony ran screaming to Disney/Marvel to be included in the MCU.

They spent like $500m on the movie and marketing and don't even get merch profits. Even "lol Hollywood accounting" save that from being an obvious debacle.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
My understanding was that ASM2 made a pretty solid amount of money, but also burned off literally every remaining bit of goodwill the franchise had left under Sony, meaning their planned spinoffs went from "sure bet" to "Bad loving Idea"

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
What were all the spinoffs they were planning off of ASM2? The one I remember was an Aunt May which makes me wonder if they would've done old infirm widow Aunt May's Adventures or Aunt May as a Youngster With No Active Superheroes or Villains Aunt May

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Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

well why not posted:

Area 51 Has Fallen. Totally America (not scottish) Mike gets a raygun and just starts melting fools.


Yeah, I hope Avatar 2 is the humans straight up invading and occupying Pandora, while the Na'vi mount a magic insurgency. Ocean beasts will show up no matter what.

How's he supposed to stab people with a raygun? Think these things through.

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