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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I feel like I have to drive this home a lot but there is literally nothing good that can come from the House or Senate interviewing people involved with this because they can offer immunity from prosecution

Clinton and Comey should be interesting tho lol

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Baloogan posted:

imo if ur unable to maintain an erection you don't deserve an erection

Says the duck who's had whiskey dick for the past decade.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:23

rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

Annual Prophet posted:

was in japan not too long ago and these things are surprisingly awesome

Yeah, and it's dumb that the only reason they haven't caught on in north america is because people think it's gay

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:23

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Oiled and Ready posted:

Ok so let's compare, active duty is 1.2mil males, and the gender of reserves isn't listed so I'll lowball at 50% male for 1.6mil. This should more than counteract the fact that trans costs are probably more frontloaded, since pension data for trans people is clearly not gonna exist in meaningful numbers.

So thats ~63mil in dick pills over 1.6mil active members for ~$40 each

The RAND midrange estimate for trans in the military is 4000 including reserves

So that's only $2100 per person, leading me to assume many of them just identify but got their reassignment on their own dime or are putting such physical hardship off till after their service. That's not a lot of money at all in terms of reassignment, which is points for the "pro trans" column imo

But still, that's ~$2100 each for trans healthcare vs. ~$40 for dick pills

I still maintain neither should be covered, but I also maintain that infographic is ~~poo poo~~ the left finally getting how to loving fight the "info"war

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:25

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

I eagerly await becoming part of a revolution led by decommissioned trans soldiers who spearhead the LGBTQ uprising to overthrow our government.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:25

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Prisons don't get to buy generic prescriptions. Or they do, but only in limited negotiated circumstances. Military dick pills is the tip of the iceberg. The pharma industry is destroying the nation.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:26

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

good list of stuff that the DoD shouldn't pay for

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

if posting was more like wrestling i'd enter the thread by randomly hitting epic high five with a chair

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:26

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Oiled and Ready posted:

A lot of dick pills are used for blood pressure too though.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:26

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/WBRZ/status/890397944570150912

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:26

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

I ynironically want to be able to click on my phone and hire some poor hipster to suck the poop out of my bhole for less than minimum wage and then rate them afterward

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

what if the dude flying the f-35 is taking cialis????

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:27

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

NofrikinfuN posted:

Does anyone else read poo poo like this and spiral into hopelessness? I can't fathom the mental gymnastics involved and sometimes I wonder if I'm the stupid one. Then they post something like based stick man and I feel a kind of righteous fury come on. It's exhausting.

they have to twist and turn because those are his true believer. Chudly Fuckstain in Ohio will vote for literally anyone with an R next to his name because he lives in constant terror of a black person disrespecting his Subaru. They don't even really listen to Trump, it's just white noise that sometimes stops when he shouts "CROOKED HILLARY" and they cheer because it's like when they post on Freep. These guys genuinely believed Trump when he talked and now have to try to figure out where the swamp draining is in a cabinet full of Sachs rejects and general failsons.

But they're also really loving dumb so it's just variants of the same old fanfics we saw during Obama. Any day now the brave generals will march into the oval office and say 'sir, for the crime of president while black, we sentence you to death'. Except now they just updated it from oval office to Obama's house.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:27

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

Ok so let's compare, active duty is 1.2mil males, and the gender of reserves isn't listed so I'll lowball at 50% male for 1.6mil. This should more than counteract the fact that trans costs are probably more frontloaded, since pension data for trans people is clearly not gonna exist in meaningful numbers.

So thats ~63mil in dick pills over 1.6mil active members for ~$40 each

The RAND midrange estimate for trans in the military is 4000 including reserves

So that's only $2100 per person, leading me to assume many of them just identify but got their reassignment on their own dime or are putting such physical hardship off till after their service. That's not a lot of money at all in terms of reassignment, which is points for the "pro trans" column imo

But still, that's ~$2100 each for trans healthcare vs. ~$40 for dick pills

I still maintain neither should be covered, but I also maintain that infographic is ~~poo poo~~ the left finally getting how to loving fight the "info"war

giving pills to help boners are a direct subversion of God's will, same with fertility treatments

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:27

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

what if the dude flying the f-35 is taking cialis????

not enough blood flow from his lungs to his heart, probably passes out at higher altitude and crashes the plane, ask McCain

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:28

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

Ok so let's compare, active duty is 1.2mil males, and the gender of reserves isn't listed so I'll lowball at 50% male for 1.6mil. This should more than counteract the fact that trans costs are probably more frontloaded, since pension data for trans people is clearly not gonna exist in meaningful numbers.

So thats ~63mil in dick pills over 1.6mil active members for ~$40 each

The RAND midrange estimate for trans in the military is 4000 including reserves

So that's only $2100 per person, leading me to assume many of them just identify but got their reassignment on their own dime or are putting such physical hardship off till after their service. That's not a lot of money at all in terms of reassignment, which is points for the "pro trans" column imo

But still, that's ~$2100 each for trans healthcare vs. ~$40 for dick pills

I still maintain neither should be covered, but I also maintain that infographic is ~~poo poo~~ the left finally getting how to loving fight the "info"war

mm hmm yeah

the US plans to buy 2,443 F-35s

soooooo

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:28

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Oiled and Ready posted:

Ok so let's compare, active duty is 1.2mil males, and the gender of reserves isn't listed so I'll lowball at 50% male for 1.6mil. This should more than counteract the fact that trans costs are probably more frontloaded, since pension data for trans people is clearly not gonna exist in meaningful numbers.

So thats ~63mil in dick pills over 1.6mil active members for ~$40 each

The RAND midrange estimate for trans in the military is 4000 including reserves

So that's only $2100 per person, leading me to assume many of them just identify but got their reassignment on their own dime or are putting such physical hardship off till after their service. That's not a lot of money at all in terms of reassignment, which is points for the "pro trans" column imo

But still, that's ~$2100 each for trans healthcare vs. ~$40 for dick pills

I still maintain neither should be covered, but I also maintain that infographic is ~~poo poo~~ the left finally getting how to loving fight the "info"war

where'd you find this quote

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

not enough blood flow from his lungs to his heart, probably passes out and crashes the plane, ask McCain

dick pills are killing are troops

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:28

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/890385525668007938

why not hillary too?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:28

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Schnorkles posted:

what if the dude flying the f-35 is taking cialis????

between a dick pill, an air force pilot, and an F-35 at least one thing will be working as we expect.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:29

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

Oiled and Ready posted:

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:29

Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

not enough blood flow from his lungs to his heart, probably passes out and crashes the plane, ask McCain

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:29

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Typo posted:

why not hillary too?

It's not her turn.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:29

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Bert Roberge posted:

A lot of dick pills are used for blood pressure too though.

almost none are

they were originally developed for this but are massively shittier at the task that lisinopril-HCTZ and thus are never, ever prescribed for it

If somebody told you that it's because they're embarrassed about they're broken dick

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:29

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Typo posted:

why not hillary too?

well bill said hi to Loretta lunch on a tarmac and now he has to die in prison for leaking everything in the trimp administration

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:30

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

fits my needs posted:

he looks like a critter that licks its eyeballs to keep them moist like a gecko.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:30

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

probably because they already did two dozen times

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:30

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Republicans should pass a bill to execute Hillary for high treason, that'll get them libs

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:30

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

america is a land of broken brains n broken dicks

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:31

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Higgy posted:

I killed fitty men

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:31

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

did trump make me illegal yet

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:31

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

oiled n ready why did u come back

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:32

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

'ey, it's da 'mucci, on the worst show on the 2nd worst cable news channel, 'EYYYY

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:32

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.