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JethroMcB posted:So...Empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? I can't carry a pen... I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum. 
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Root Bear posted:I can't carry a pen... I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum. 
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Jul 26, 2017 03:59
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You may tell jokes Mr. Potee, but YOU are NO COMEDIAN.
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Jul 26, 2017 14:19
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Hey, kids! What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home! [Boooooooooo]
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Jul 26, 2017 14:33
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Ginette Reno posted:Maybe it's because the WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME Well I got a LOT TO DO! 
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Jul 26, 2017 15:28
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well I got a LOT TO DO! When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.
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Jul 26, 2017 17:09
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potee posted:When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple. Because I think if they hear you chewing on the other end, it makes you sound casual.
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Jul 26, 2017 17:29
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I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom! Start sweeping! You sweep sweep sweep... catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping!
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Jul 27, 2017 03:50
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Well I don't like to sweep alone.
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Jul 27, 2017 12:59
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Gyshall posted:I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom! Start sweeping! You sweep sweep sweep... catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w30qDYyLwO4&t=17s
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Electromax posted:Well I don't like to sweep alone. I don't really have a phone. In fact, I really don't have an apartment. I kinda sleep around.
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Jul 27, 2017 13:39
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Now the bus tour, which is real, takes to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not really happen to the real Peterman which is you.
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Jul 29, 2017 02:57
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I don't understand... you were wearing the pants you were returning? 
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Jul 29, 2017 03:34
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Fungicide? She has fungus?!
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Gyshall posted:Now the bus tour, which is real, takes to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not really happen to the real Peterman which is you.  You're right, how did I miss that?Maybe because it's a crock of sh**..
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Jul 29, 2017 05:26
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Root Bear posted:
These Gyshall posts are unusable. I mean, some of them aren't even quotes! Look, this is just a list of things in his apartment!
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Jul 29, 2017 15:08
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potee posted:These Gyshall posts are unusable. I mean, some of them aren't even quotes! Now I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.
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Jul 29, 2017 16:55
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Gyshall posted:Now I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies. Yeah here's your money 
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Jul 29, 2017 17:22
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potee posted:Yeah here's your money Hey Gyshall look at Potee strutting around in a fur coat with his purse. Hes a real fancy boy!
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Ginette Reno posted:Hey Gyshall look at Potee strutting around in a fur coat with his purse. Hes a real fancy boy! Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say enjoy the show.
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Electromax posted:Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say enjoy the show. I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:31
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I'm out there, Gyshall, and I'm loving every minute of it!
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Imagined posted:I'm out there, Gyshall, and I'm loving every minute of it! His buttocks are sublime!
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Jul 30, 2017 00:07
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Jul 30, 2017 02:10
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I'm a fancy boy.
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Jul 30, 2017 05:04
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It's not a purse, it's European! 
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This tables mine.
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But you are, Blanch! You are in the shackles!
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Jul 31, 2017 01:31
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You really do the worst Godfather I've ever heard, you're not even close.
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Jul 31, 2017 12:49
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Electromax posted:You really do the worst Godfather I've ever heard, you're not even close. Fredo was weak and stupid; he shouldn't have eaten that key. 
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Jul 31, 2017 20:43
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The sea was angry that day, my friends!
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Vietnamwees posted:The sea was angry that day, my friends! MY PANTS!!
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The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket.
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Squamous cell carcinoma. Imagined, that's what he has and I have to give him a call. Now we gotta came clean.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Squamous cell carcinoma. Well, don't hang around and let your troubles surround you. There are movie shows... ...downtown.
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potee posted:Well, don't hang around and let your troubles surround you. There are movie shows... I'm at the corner of...1st and 1st? How can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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Imagined posted:The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket. Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.
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Aug 2, 2017 02:49
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Root Bear posted:Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship. 
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Everybody's talking about me, I can't hear a word they're saying, just driving around in Jon Voight's car.
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