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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

tick tick cuck tick cuck tick tock cuck tick tick

E: trump did a benghazi

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003





Not Pittsburgh, it's out in MAGA Chudland

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Sharps posted:

*head pops out of the dispenser chute of a nearby vending machine*

PISS TAPE?

sir, i pushed 123 for a bag of cheetos!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

oh boy what a fun place to work

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Turdfuzz posted:

hmm its probly not a tape tho
probly more like
piss.avi

piss.avi is real

this was a really important bit of espionage so i'm sure the russians brought in tarantino to shoot it in 80mm

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Citizen Tayne posted:



Not Pittsburgh, it's out in MAGA Chudland

He's wearing a pirates jersey

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I am the gold man, they are the hookers
I am the piss tape, goo goo goo joob

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
if the writers of 2017 are watching, a rlly cool plot twist would be kislayak saying that he sead up a dead man's switch that if he dies will release the piss tape and putin is tryin to kill him and trump must protect him. then trump sends in all the seals and the secret special seals and the super secret cyborg seals to get kislayak out of the country and then putin just releases it himself

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

wow posadism has even reached SA? smh

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Raku posted:

this was a really important bit of espionage so i'm sure the russians brought in tarantino to shoot it in 80mm

pisstape in full glorious IMAX

every drop of piss is as big as your head

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I like that Scareamoose hasn't even been there a 5-day week yet, let alone a full week, and he's already been stabbed in the back at least once

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

That seemed pretty obvious from the tweet, but I am still unsure of what was leaked. I know today was a whirlwind of insanity, but I don't recall anything about Gabagoebbels.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fits my needs posted:

He's wearing a pirates jersey

It's not even a real Pirates jersey, that's a $15 bootleg fake.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


:hellyeah: Made that one too.

Also this one:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

He's wearing a pirates jersey

once you get outside Pittsburgh it's basically west Virginia

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
the piss tape is real and it is my friend

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
odds are that it wasn't secretly recorded but the hookers just took out their phones and trump said "haha don't show anybody this"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
pretty sure that scaramucci is the sicilian dude from princess bride who drinks he own poison and yeah

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

once you get outside Pittsburgh it's basically west Virginia

James Carville once described Pennsylvania as Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Turdfuzz posted:

hmm its probly not a tape tho
probly more like
piss.avi

piss.avi is real

this is clearly an attempt to circumvent my trademark on the IP(((ee)), The Piss Tape Is Real TM . U will b hearing from my attorneys, sir

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
extra size
extra size
extra sizer than sizeway

extra broad
extra broad
grab em' by the pussay

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

James Carville once described Pennsylvania as Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.

I thought it was kentucky?

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

edit: hi it's me your dear old aunty angerbeet a lot of people probs die in this video

https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/890413397619224576

Somebody has issued a correction as of 04:37 on Jul 27, 2017

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Sir Tonk posted:

oh boy what a fun place to work
I still don't understand what kind of wreck of a person would ever have voluntarily worked for Trump for as long as he's been in charge of anything ever.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Reince Priebus only leaks info to you if you can guess his real name. :ssh:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

I thought it was kentucky?

What's the difference really?

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Ragequit posted:

That seemed pretty obvious from the tweet, but I am still unsure of what was leaked. I know today was a whirlwind of insanity, but I don't recall anything about Gabagoebbels.

the mooch is implyng that reince leaked his financial disclosure forum and that it was illegal for his financial disclosure form to be leaked (it wasn't (financial disclosure forms are public info (he's clumsily trying to force reince out because the mooch is now defacto chief of staff)))

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

this is considerably less fun than a fentanyl overdose

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

What's the difference really?

true

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Mo_Steel posted:

Reince Priebus only leaks info to you if you can guess his real name. :ssh:

prince reibus

or maybe subeirp ecnier

full point
Jan 21, 2006

Turdfuzz posted:

he talked about the incident w/ the hookers but not the existence of a tape

"Nothings ever gonna show up....there's never gonna be a tape, that shows up. There's never gonna be anything that shows up. Now I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up. Saying something, like that. It would be double-embarrassed because I'm saying there is no tape."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3J78lVlVvk&t=26s

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Rubber Tucky posted:

the piss tape is real and it is my friend


Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/890357751741911040

Mighta been posted but ayyy it's a spicy gabagool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0rkntJgkQ4&t=251s

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

:drat:

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/890414058112987136

reince is gonna fire sessions to show trump he's a strong boy

BowieFett
Oct 21, 2008

I'm reading some old Doom Patrol comics and this panel of an orange guy getting sprayed with a yellow liquid made me sad because it's the closest thing to the piss tape I'll ever see.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

full point posted:

"Nothings ever gonna show up....there's never gonna be a tape, that shows up. There's never gonna be anything that shows up. Now I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up. Saying something, like that. It would be double-embarrassed because I'm saying there is no tape."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3J78lVlVvk&t=26s

lol oh yea i forgot about that

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
That state fair ride malfunction looked like a pretty cool way to go. I get why way back in the day when roller coasters would kill people, attendance would go up after each death.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

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