|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 07:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 16, 2024 09:57 |
|
|
Canine Blues Arooo posted:My therapist told me I had to do something 'creative and fun', so I made a thing for the thread... this owns, please extend my thanks to your therapist
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 08:22
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/RawlinsonSam87/status/890387906711490560
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 08:25
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/Bulkheads_SC/status/890386278566547458
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 08:42
|
|
|
Sad!
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 08:42
|
|
|
That's got to be a Betty Bigtits 2.0 for sure! Anyone who can, could you sum up what Betty Bigtits was for the new comers to the thread. It was a classic moment that should not be forgotten.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 08:57
|
|
|
dude does not skip lat day
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 09:09
|
|
|
Kosumo posted:That's got to be a Betty Bigtits 2.0 for sure! I for one would like to know more of this large breasted woman. Also Missed 1600  ...Was a stupid page anyway. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 09:33
|
|
|
Star Citizen: Suffering from Server Anxiety
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 09:34
|
|
|
Kosumo posted:That's got to be a Betty Bigtits 2.0 for sure! There's not much to that story, iirc. Catfish for jpegs, posing as a single mum(?) that wanted to get into Star Citizen with her and her kid. Totally worked, Reddit shitizens bought jpegs for 'her'. Just another dot point in this ongoing saga of hilarity.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 09:44
|
|
|
The last 4 years of r/dsmart and r/starcitizen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJX4ytfqw6k
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 10:14
|
|
|
These are the unfortunate people who'll really suffer when SC releases and turns out to be only an average game. "$10k wasted, further into depression I go". CIG: targeting the desperate
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 10:29
|
|
|
Lol, begging for jpg money online, that the lowest you can fall. Thats literally worse than sucking dicks for your next heroin shot, guy should just read the Wing Commander books. Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jul 27, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 10:42
|
|
|
Panic attacks and severe anxiety.....hmmmm..... What exactly happens to him then when I go swooping in like Maverick from Top Gun and pump a missile up his backside (ooo two Tom Cruise references at once) blowing his space chariot into fidelitous pieces on one of his FedEx pizza crate delivery quests between planets? Does he start spasming on the floor, or is he going to climb a clock tower? Personally I think it's safer for all of us (and him) NOT to buy him any ships
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 10:42
|
|
|
gently caress man, I should start a gofundme for this poo poo. I've got severe TBI and a broke back. Wheres my sympathy cash. I won't spend a dime of it on SC though. Maybe something for the pain.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 10:48
|
|
|
How's the wikipedia page for SC doing? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Citizen quote:This article contains content that is written like an advertisement. quote:References quote:This section may be confusing or unclear to readers. In particular, the timeline jumps all over the place, events in development should be sorted chronologically. quote:Platform(s) Linux, Microsoft Windows quote:Awards
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 11:09
|
|
|
That has to be so bad for employee morale to see that fucker in an office.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 11:56
|
|
|
Also ben just stole that 10k didn't he.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 11:58
|
|
|
Mne nravitsya posted:Panic attacks and severe anxiety.....hmmmm..... What exactly happens to him then when I go swooping in like Maverick from Top Gun and pump a missile up his backside (ooo two Tom Cruise references at once) blowing his space chariot into fidelitous pieces on one of his FedEx pizza crate delivery quests between planets? Thank God his agoraphobia should keep him from doing too much harm during the inevitable meltdown
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 12:03
|
|
|
Come on guys it's called Star Citizen. They only have to launch with one to meet expectations.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 12:33
|
|
|
Scruffpuff posted:I'm still amazed that more backers haven't revolted on this concept alone. It literally never comes up any more, and it looks to me like CIG and the remaining cultists are doing what they can to memory hole the original intent. Yeah, does anyone even remember the "Mouse Commander" fiasco? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT3ZvnUnUkU&t=38s
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 12:39
|
|
|
Hey, is this available for purchase yet? http://imgur.com/takjQlJ
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:05
|
|
Fil5000 posted:Hey, is this available for purchase yet? the non-functional prototype was sold on ebay fairly recently 
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:07
|
|
|
Living the dream...
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:07
|
|
|
tuo posted:Living the dream... Keep those boxes packed Ben, never know when the alarm will be given to cut and run
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:11
|
|
|
Fil5000 posted:Hey, is this available for purchase yet? If I can't play this with an NES powerglove I'm contacting the better business bureau because he's violating the fidelity and immersion that was promised us in the BDSSE! Come at me posers! 
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:14
|
|
|
ModernSociety posted:Star Citizen: Suffering from Server Anxiety Oh gently caress he actually wrote "server" 
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:16
|
|
|
Mne nravitsya posted:If I can't play this with an NES powerglove I'm contacting the better business bureau because he's violating the fidelity and immersion that was promised us in the BDSSE! Come at me posers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:19
|
|
|
triggered
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:21
|
|
|
OMG......I've never thought to use my powerglove on my significant other.....Thank you Fred Savage!!!
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:21
|
|
|
In One Ear posted:Keep those boxes packed Ben, never know when the alarm will be given to cut and run Lol if you think that Ben won't be left behind to cover the escape of his messiah. The man will go down with the building.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:24
|
|
|
Liquid Dinosaur posted:What is the origin of "parp?" 
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:25
|
|
|
I think I just found a clip of Citizen patient zero... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:33
|
|
|
Iceclaw posted:Lol if you think that Ben won't be left behind to cover the escape of his messiah. The man will go down with the building. The man may be responsible for the fall down of the building with one careless trip - that'd be a fun letter to the backers
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:33
|
|
|
Still baffles me why CIG showed them messing with Oldman's face like that - just shoveling gold material onto the internet.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:34
|
|
|
In One Ear posted:Still baffles me why CIG showed them messing with Oldman's face like that - just shoveling gold material onto the internet. I mean I get it. But lol at releasing it with their marketing material. Oldman must've pissed them off.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:35
|
|
|
xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:I mean I get it. But lol at releasing it with their marketing material. Oldman must've pissed them off. I want to say something like "Method to madness" - but we know there is just madness.
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:36
|
|
|
"Man I can't believe we got movie star Gary Oldman to star in a videogame story. That's insane. He's probably still a bit leery about his participation especially after the way Sandi kept touching him so lets be sure to alienate him as much as humanly possible by making him look really loving stupid in front of our audience. Bishop is a serious character after all."
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:40
|
|
|
Here's ben giving a tour of the office: https://sendvid.com/xkf46zgk
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 16, 2024 09:57 |
|
|
xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:"Man I can't believe we got movie star Gary Oldman to star in a videogame story. That's insane. He's probably still a bit leery about his participation especially after the way Sandi kept touching him so lets be sure to alienate him as much as humanly possible by making him look really loving stupid in front of our audience. Bishop is a serious character after all." *glub glub glub* a tiny speech bubble escapes our hero's mouth
|
|
#
?
Jul 27, 2017 13:52
|
|
