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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
my first cable box didn't look like that, it was a black Scientific Atlantica that was all black, had rubber buttons on top, and a red led on front for the channel numbers. I still remember the channels! 22 was Nickelodeon, 29 was MTV, 36 was Showtime, 6 was HBO, 37 was Playboy and 38 was Spice (more hardcore than Playboy). this was in NYC so ymmv

then they changed the station numbers in the late 90s and I never memorized them after that. actually I never memorized any station numbers even when I got my own place and had cable and fios

anyway I remember one day when I was like 12 desperately trying to see the spice channel and I kept flipping one station before and one station after it because you could kind of see a black and white wavy boob for half a second and I must have done it 100 times and it actually stuck! I must have brute forced the poo poo or did some guerilla style stack overflow because all of a sudden I was watching it crystal clear for what had to be 2 minutes but felt like four hours and I got so scared that if I left it any longer it would have shown up on our bill.

only 90s kids remember!

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

my first cable box didn't look like that, it was a black Scientific Atlantica that was all black, had rubber buttons on top, and a red led on front for the channel numbers. I still remember the channels! 22 was Nickelodeon, 29 was MTV, 36 was Showtime, 6 was HBO, 37 was Playboy and 38 was Spice (more hardcore than Playboy). this was in NYC so ymmv

then they changed the station numbers in the late 90s and I never memorized them after that. actually I never memorized any station numbers even when I got my own place and had cable and fios

anyway I remember one day when I was like 12 desperately trying to see the spice channel and I kept flipping one station before and one station after it because you could kind of see a black and white wavy boob for half a second and I must have done it 100 times and it actually stuck! I must have brute forced the poo poo or did some guerilla style stack overflow because all of a sudden I was watching it crystal clear for what had to be 2 minutes but felt like four hours and I got so scared that if I left it any longer it would have shown up on our bill.

only 90s kids remember!

29 was nickelodeon for me :shobon:

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
nickelodeon is 27, history&discovery are 38&39, cartoon network is 62, comedy central is 72

all probably still are too

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

cinemax was 26, hbo 14. i would switch between the channels at night hoping to see some boobs

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
spice channel scrambled porn, truly the 90s were a brutal time to grow up

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

The Management posted:

spice channel scrambled porn, truly the 90s were a brutal time to grow up

it taught us how to be resourceful.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


if you didn't learn how to hack by breaking netnanny or some other pos software so you could look at porn gtfo of yospos you dont belong here

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

there is some facebook level nostalgia circle jerking itt

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

My first successful hack was guessing the password of my high school's netnanny software on the library computers, it was just the initials of the school district
My second successful hack was guessing the password of my friend's Geocities page, his password was "poop"

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I remember figuring out that on windows xp if you spammed delete or F1 or something during POST you could bypass the login screen but not be in safe mode and that's how I survived being grounded from the computer for a few weeks the day after buying age of empires II and dying to play it

actually it may have been Jedi outcast or Star Wars Battlegrounds

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
the first hack i did was to bypass the bios bootup password, which would beep if you entered an incorrect key but didn't lock you out after x failed attempts. it might have been to look at porn on the internet but there wasn't a lot of internet porn at the time so it was probably just video games

i did get owned one time downloading some video of a naked woman covering herself in syrup, my mom brought home a disk from work that had a video file she needed to watch, but she actually had a shortcut to that video file, so she opened it on the computer at home and windows media player said "welp that file doesn't exist, here's the last file you opened" and it played that video and then i got in a bunch of trouble. i tried to explain what happened to her but she didn't want to hear it.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

I learned to hack in diablo 1 because there was zero anti-cheat and everyone did it. my favorite was a hacked resurrect spell that healed for negative HP so they'd revive and immediately die. fun times.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
How does woods porn happen? It must be a porn fairy or something i mean who would just leave porn in the woods?

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
paying it forward

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Linguica posted:

My first successful hack was guessing the password of my high school's netnanny software on the library computers, it was just the initials of the school district
My second successful hack was guessing the password of my friend's Geocities page, his password was "poop"

i got in to my high school's dos network (which was ancient @ the time) just by rebooting and hitting f2 (or maybe by using one of my das boot 3.5 floppies from home, i disremember)

it was not at all like that scene in war games

nothing of interest

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Rex-Goliath posted:

if you didn't learn how to hack by breaking netnanny or some other pos software so you could look at porn gtfo of yospos you dont belong here

obviously the conversation is very explicitly about porn in the age before the internet was generally available

we, granted, got the internet when i was 16, but the computer was in a common room of the house, and i couldn't very well lock the door, so what could be gleaned from more accessible media was very relevant v:shobon:v

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

there is some facebook level nostalgia circle jerking itt

what does this mean?

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Last Chance posted:

what does this mean?

it means

you're poasting

it's bad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Last Chance posted:

what does this mean?

only 70s/80s/90s kids!!!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

carry on then posted:

it means

you're poasting

it's bad

huh?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

obviously the conversation is very explicitly about porn in the age before the internet was generally available

we, granted, got the internet when i was 16, but the computer was in a common room of the house, and i couldn't very well lock the door, so what could be gleaned from more accessible media was very relevant v:shobon:v

look at this nerd not daring enough to get up at 3 am for the ol sneaky wank

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

fishmech posted:

look at this nerd not daring enough to get up at 3 am for the ol sneaky wank

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Wheany posted:

How does woods porn happen? It must be a porn fairy or something i mean who would just leave porn in the woods?

I always assumed it was some guy who wanted to get rid of it but didn't want the garbage man or his wife seeing it in the trash

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



i found woods porn behind my cousins house while visiting the US for the first time

it was extremely enlightening

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
what kind of sheltered nerds are in this thread :smug:

"woods" porn comes from somebody stealing magazines from some relative/father that they (inexplicably) have a large collection of hidden away for some reason and stashing it in the woods, sharing it with some friends, and then those friends tell other friends, etc etc, the community woods porn library forms

one of my friend's dad had a ton of like hardcore magazines "hidden" in the bathroom, and Im pretty sure some of those made their way out

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Kind of sad that I'm probably part of the last generation to secretly wank it to the Playboys hidden in the back of dad's closet.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
same except department store catalog

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Wheany posted:

same except victoria's secret catalog

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Wheany posted:

same except department store catalog

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wheany posted:

same except department store catalog

oh hey

stop reading that thing in the mall, 70 y/o man

your half-on is clearly visible through your dockers and there are children present while you're czeching on the latest in granny panties and bustiers

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Linguica posted:

Lots of remotes *are* RF, my TV uses bluetooth. But IR remotes have been around since the 80s and everyone is used to having to point their remote at the sensor so why bother changing

theyd make bar tv programming infinitely better, i think the only time it didnt take five tries to change a channel the staff had a new system with a tablet to changes screens

Rex-Goliath posted:

if you didn't learn how to hack by breaking netnanny or some other pos software so you could look at porn gtfo of yospos you dont belong here

lollin when your parents need you to setup passwords so they can filter your connection like you wont just change it back later

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



aol filtering the browser!?

*just opens early ie browser*

ufarn
May 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/893933770499399680

siliconvalley.txt

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

i am the idiots defending this poo poo with their real names on twitter

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

i am the idiots defending this poo poo with their real names on twitter
it's a good tactic for them, because they're not going to face any real consequences, and they can dismiss any of their opponents who don't provide their name, because those people are fake, or bots, or sjws unaffiliated with google who are just piling on

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Everyone knows that white male conservatives are the most persecuted group and are currently the victims of genocide which NO ONE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

at least i can tell in future situations who has garbage opinions i guess

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
also hilarious they still use google plus internally

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's probably dogfooded

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