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Blitz7x posted:Cruz is also my next door neighbor, Goon project and photoshop Friday decides what I leave on his door Photoshop Friday this photo of Cruz's tiny dick as he gets out of the shower that seems to have been taken through his bathroom oh my the police have arrived and
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business hammocks posted:Photoshop Friday this photo of Cruz's tiny dick as he gets out of the shower that seems to have been taken through his bathroom oh my the police have arrived and rofl if you think cruz showers, he uses his natural oil excretions to keep clean and parasite-less.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I can't imagine what it's like to actually have your concerns represented in congress. I live in Georgia, and I think Obama is the only person I've ever voted for who's won. And that's including local elections. Doesn't feel very democratic when I think about it. Yeah, your vote doesn't count for much when so many positions run unopposed in local elections. FizFashizzle posted:Move ITP. Yeah, like that will help given how gerrymandered the districts in Georgia are.
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Who was the idiot who before the election argued that DT would be a good President for LGBT people? And then got all huffy when everyone pointed out it was just lip service and DT doesn't give a gently caress about anyone else? Cause  at that person.
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OxySnake posted:Who was the idiot who before the argument argued that DT would be a good President for LGBT people? Caitlyn Jenner?
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Sane world: "The Civil Rights acts don't cover homosexuals, we should alter them to do so" Hellworld (ours): "Look we are going to have to have some discussion about the subject" It's like wedding cakes except instead of not having a cake you die in poverty in Georgia.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Sane world: "The Civil Rights acts don't cover homosexuals, we should alter them to do so"
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MacheteZombie posted:Caitlyn Jenner? Nah it was some goon. All I remember was someone challenging him to a TOXX that if Trump did something obviously regressive he would eat a permanent. Edit: loving christ autocorrect
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Thanks to everyone who replied to my earlier comment, and for the suggestions provided. It's much appreciated.
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FizFashizzle posted:Move ITP. Ha. Not right for me. Too many people. Not enough trees. I'm just gonna continue to flail impotently against future Jody Hices and Paul Browns.
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OxySnake posted:Who was the idiot who before the election argued that DT would be a good President for LGBT people? Theoretically we can map out Trump's motivations and try to plot out his future actions based off of his core tenants which are: -universal adoration -make a lot of money -gently caress Obama and Hillary Clinton None of those involve disparaging any LGBT group and in fact you could argue that in order to satisfy the first point he would try to make every group happy. Unfortunately we didn't really count on him being *that* receptive to hateful poo poo being whispered into his addled mind
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Ha. Not right for me. Too many people. Not enough trees. I'm just gonna continue to flail impotently against future Jody Hices and Paul Browns. The fried cheese at Hi-Lo almost makes it worth it.
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So is this him trying to win back Trump or is this him trying to gently caress up as much as he can before getting sacked
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Blitz7x posted:Theoretically we can map out Trump's motivations and try to plot out his future actions based off of his core tenants which are: Disparaging LGBT groups gets him [UNIVERSAL ADORATION] from his core
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Chilichimp posted:It's weird rooting for Lindsey Graham. Grassley is the spineless jellyfish that prevented Garland from even having hearings, so in the end he is the man responsible for the GOP being able to steal a Supreme Court seat. No one should ever root for Grassley except for rooting that he has a heart attack.
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OxySnake posted:Nah it was some goon. All I remember was someone challenging him to a TOXX that if Trump did something obviously regressive he would eat a permanent. I thought there were dozens of goons making this point? Edit: and a bunch more who thought he'd tax the rich
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I know I'm late as hell with this (this thread is murder to keep up with) and everyone is probably well sick of it by now, but one things screams out at me from that stupid letter: If your kid was going to send a letter to the President of the United States of America and you were a die-hard Trump supporter, wouldn't you make them rewrite the drat letter and fix all the spelling errors and scribbled out mistakes? I mean, the "kid" even hosed up spelling Trump's name.
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Jul 27, 2017 15:59
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I can't imagine what it's like to actually have your concerns represented in congress. I live in Georgia, and I think Obama is the only person I've ever voted for who's won. And that's including local elections. Doesn't feel very democratic when I think about it. Imagine the other option: I live in a deep blue state. My senator and representatives agree with me so thoroughly that phoning them would be about as useful as calling the Pope to ask if he's Catholic. The only people who really have any influence are those in swing states, whose representatives actually give a crap about public opinion in their states.
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Crows Turn Off posted:Is the Skinny Repeal going to pass? Yes.
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Khisanth Magus posted:Grassley is the spineless jellyfish that prevented Garland from even having hearings, so in the end he is the man responsible for the GOP being able to steal a Supreme Court seat. No one should ever root for Grassley except for rooting that he has a heart attack. Broken clocks and all that.
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Crows Turn Off posted:Is the Skinny Repeal going to pass? https://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm Try to make it not please
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HappyHippo posted:I thought there were dozens of goons making this point? I remember talking to a goon on the healthcare thread before the election who thought that Trump was bound to improve Obamacare rather than repeal it, because he wanted to be "popular" and throwing everyone off healthcare would be unpopular.
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mango sentinel posted:The fried cheese at Hi-Lo almost makes it worth it. I'll have to try that. It'll be hard not to just end up at Agua Linda though.
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Crows Turn Off posted:Is the Skinny Repeal going to pass? Yeah, I think so.
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hanales posted:One time when he was tired he said 57 states. You forgot the time Fox News was extremely concerned by his use of a cheap binder clip to hold together legislation he was holding. As was the New York Post. Gorilla Salad posted:I know I'm late as hell with this (this thread is murder to keep up with) and everyone is probably well sick of it by now, but one things screams out at me from that stupid letter: You're making some very big assumptions about the intellect of the parents, especially given the viewpoints of the kid.
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I'm not sure why people think that each time health care comes up for a vote that it will be the last time it gets voted on. Even if this "skinny repeal" fails they'll continue to try and try again until they get the votes. The ACA was doomed ever since the results of the 2016 election came in.
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If these layabout workers don't get healthcare without the employer mandate then they should be getting third jobs like proper god-fearing Americans.
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https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/890587360076988420 a lot depends on what skinny repeal even is, since mcconnell is apparently loading it up with goodies to get to 50?
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But they will need to table it until next year at some point because of the reconciliation time limit. That is the incredible victory everyone was hoping for until today.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I know I'm late as hell with this (this thread is murder to keep up with) and everyone is probably well sick of it by now, but one things screams out at me from that stupid letter: if my kid had been writing to obama (and I had a kid), i'd let them do whatever the gently caress they wanted on the perfectly reasonable assumption that obama was never, ever going to see it and i was just indulging my kid, no reason to make them feel bad about it like, maybe you use it as a trick to get them to care about spelling and such more, but you're not going to think it actually gets to the president so it doesn't actually matter
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Crows Turn Off posted:Is the Skinny Repeal going to pass? That's what Cornyn says.
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