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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/890607968525221888

:yikes: lol

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Augus posted:

when did this happen

They issued a statement this morning saying no changes they get official orders.

So, actually, I guess we can expect the government to buy twitter soon.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
coding loving sucks in fact, and a better job is to tell people who know how to code what to do

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

if u don't know how to code u can't program ur nutrition computer to feed u

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Shageletic posted:

edit: CALZONE

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

good money until artificial intelligence automates it in a few years

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

in the future, there will be nothing but code

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
also i hate coding more than most other tasks i've been given, including shoveling actual poo poo.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

i don't understand this sentence

Serf
May 5, 2011



sex workers: robots r takin our jobs!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
baloogna's gonna buy one of those sex robots with the "frigid" setting so he can truly live out being a cucky ducky

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

suck my dilz, decorum

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

like how can you even exist without knowing how 2 code

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Yinlock posted:

i don't understand this sentence

naturally

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Serf posted:

sex workers: robots r takin our jobs!

there is absolutely no need for more than one article referencing 'Frigid Farrah'

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

loving lol @ virtual psychiatrists

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I'm 35 years old and doing 1 more year of online college after 4 years of CC for a network security degree/certs.

my works is paying for 100% of the cost and them imma bounce, thanks suckers :byewhore:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

immortal lord peter thiel will make coding bootcamp and blood donations compulsory once he's on the supreme court

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
someones gotta manage dem coders all day

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





if you dont know how to code then you won't be able to custom-design the markov bot that eventually replaces all posters

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
most white collar jobs will involve explaining what they need done to the borderline-autistic artificial intelligences running our databases

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

how can you say you've lived if you haven't put in a hard day's work in the code mines

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Al! posted:

good money until artificial intelligence automates it in a few years

If AI is creatively coding to solve ad hoc problems "in a few years" we've got bigger things to worry about than middle class jobs

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/kasie/status/890606495737405442

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Ah, the things that don't exist: what is their impact?

It's incredible how disconnnected from reality people are that poo poo like this shows up in a mainstream article.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

ex post facho posted:

coding loving sucks in fact, and a better job is to tell people who know how to code what to do

Coding jobs are being outsourced as fast as possible. The ones that aren't require a clearance. The best thing to do is get a clearance and work as a consultant coding what can't be outsourced for a firm that also makes money consulting on the outsourcing of all those jobs.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I hoped, and I realize now that I am wrong

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ex post facho posted:

its also completely obvious that the push for "better skills" is to specifically drive down labor prices in the technology secotr, no wonder its being championed by bad dems

100 emoji 100 emoji

clap clap

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SIR SIR SIR PLEASE STOP RESISTING SIR

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

these people came after murkowski once

it didn't really work

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i would learn how to code if coding didn't want to make me rip my eyes out and begin muttering forbidden latin phrases. there's a reason they're statistically more likely to become suicide bombers.

fits my needs posted:

Nah dude you can make some serious cash jerking off Silicon Valley technocrats. The guy that runs Y-Combinator started some bullshit about finding politicians to run or something maybe you can team up with a local and grift them?
hmmmmmmmmmm

sounding better...

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

someones gotta manage dem coders all day

it'll be a robot that'll hit them and tell them to code more.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

also lol that we keep pushing "JUST LEARN HOW TO CODE THEN YOUG ET FREE MONEY FOREVER" as though pushing hot new ideas to the moon isn't exactly what destroys markets on a pretty regular schedule

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

ex post facho posted:

lol not everyone needs to code

be like me and stumble your way into managing projects that involve code but you just manage manbaby coders and keep them on task without touch a line of code bing bing bong *kisses fingers extremely italianly*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmao they went directly from "yeah I guess that's fairly normal for someone who plays golf every weekend of all time" to "Dear leader Kim Jong Trump is master of all sports"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ex post facho posted:

coding loving sucks in fact, and a better job is to tell people who know how to code what to do

IT management fuckin rules

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

someones gotta manage dem coders all day

exactly, get you a job where you dont need to code you just tell coders what to do with half-drawn wireframes and whiteboard sketches and convoluted acceptance criteria

you dont need to learn to code and you make as much or more money too

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/890586052095873024

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

it'll be a robot that'll hit them and tell them to code more.

can confirm that this works

public floggings also r good

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