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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mccain, later tonight: "im not trying to soak my own cot"

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Reality Winner posted:

i would kill to work in portugal rn

My dream is to get an advance on a script, go to Porto for a few months, write the mother fucker there, and drink and eat my rear end off.

Lisbon is nice too, but Porto is very comfy.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/katz/status/890686364773224450

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

if only we'd all voted for bobby jindal

"We waste money on something called 'volcano monitoring'"

*a volcano erupts literally the next day*

"We need to stop being the party of stupid"

*elects Trump*

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

brugroffil posted:

don't these guys have couches in their offices?

presumably there's less walking for all the very old men this way and what is the Senate without stupid pageantry?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development by U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), on Flickr
U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development by U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), on Flickr
U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development by U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), on Flickr

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Zikan posted:

hiring from the well of success that is the j-kush organization lol

ever gently caress up so hard your pr man needs a pr man?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

today is the day Mooch became communications director

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



dammit they're trying to put breaks on my accelerationism
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890689514657722369

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
welp this is what happens, later everyone.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I like my Mooch like I like my blowjobs

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Agean90 posted:

I would loving love to see them waste millions trying to unseat Lindsey O.G.

They tried it two years ago and he blew everyone out. For as much as people say they hate him here he is still the 2nd most powerful politician in the state and everyone gets paid. He is untouchable.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
The Skinny Repeal doesn't even help them get to tax breaks. What the hell is driving this?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
we're all gonna dddiiieee

piss tape is reealll

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Can we take a moment to laugh at Idaho senator Mike Crapo

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

PostNouveau posted:

gently caress it, I may as well block this thing so as to not kill people, or gently caress it, I may as well let out my inner lich?

gently caress it I want a job at the heritage foundation after this

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Zeroisanumber posted:

The Skinny Repeal doesn't even help them get to tax breaks. What the hell is driving this?

TRUMP

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

re: john mccain

LET'S GO CANCER *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zeroisanumber posted:

The Skinny Repeal doesn't even help them get to tax breaks. What the hell is driving this?

complete desperation

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

I'm the gelatinous skeleton.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

LGD posted:

presumably there's less walking for all the very old men this way and what is the Senate without stupid pageantry?

gotta make it look like they work hard before they have several months of vacation

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



lol this story quotes a darth tweet

https://twitter.com/darth/status/890612707191177216

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Guess they are just really loving good at playing distraction at the right time

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/890690567151263744

Wall and whatever you call is going on with healthcare

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

kaleedity posted:

dammit they're trying to put breaks on my accelerationism
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890689514657722369

lmfao what

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

kaleedity posted:

dammit they're trying to put breaks on my accelerationism
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890689514657722369

I can think of one surefire way to be sure that a stupid bill never becomes a law!!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

complete desperation

But it will just make everything worse for them!

How can they possibly think that a conference committee could get them out of this jam?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

kaleedity posted:

dammit they're trying to put breaks on my accelerationism
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890689514657722369

oh man remember a year ago this time when this thread was basically just all polls showing there's no way trump will ever win and if he does it's gonna be comedy scenario where he just tweets random poo poo all day while the republican congress are too incompetent to govern?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


PISS TAPE IS REAL



good night everyone

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

god is this photoshopped at all or just grayscale?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

i'm the 'and and' that Haberman flagellated herself over for days probably

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I called Senator Todd Young's office and left an angry rant about how he shouldn't put his trust in that spineless Lieberal Paul Ryan and vote no. I also called Donnelly to thank him for not trying to murder me. Indiana has fractured my psyche.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

The Skinny Repeal doesn't even help them get to tax breaks. What the hell is driving this?

Everyone wants it to die but no one wants to be on the hook for the murder.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/890690851906748416

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Im lolling at chuck todd lolling at scaramucci

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