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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what's the funniest thing that could happen to trump Fall/roll down the Air Force One stairs like the fat kid in Hook
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what's the funniest thing that could happen to trump Slips on a banana peel and falls on his bottom, pooping his pants and then crying
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what's the funniest thing that could happen to trump Getting elected president?
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Sockser posted:http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon Scaramucci posted:“Let me tell you something about myself,” he said. “I am a straight shooter.” ok
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what's the funniest thing that could happen to trump accidental president and full-on meltdown when it turns out he's totally unqualified lol
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Egbert Souse posted:Fall/roll down the Air Force One stairs like the fat kid in Hook lol wig flies off in the breeze. sternfaced marine stamps on it.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what's the funniest thing that could happen to trump Nobel Peace Prize. And watch the Repubs try to justify.
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Jul 27, 2017 23:58
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Stefan Prodan posted:The one that has to babysit him at Davis & Main? No, Chuck.
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Play posted:LOL Trump has a long history of rounding UP to the nearest ten when it comes to polls. Never seen him round up by nine percent though hehe. While that does sound like something Trump would do that isn't the case here. Check the dates.
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Jul 28, 2017 00:01
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Getting elected president? I'm changing my response to this.
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Feminasty Slut posted:This entire administration is filled with cartoonish 80's characters it is unreal. For the next hundred years the Trump administration is going to be cartoonishly evil villains in every lazily written piece of pop culture. Sometimes they'll be thinly disguised, but as time goes by it will be more and more openly them. They will be the nazis of 21st century fiction even if they don't manage a single genocide.
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It would be hilarious if Trump is near impeachment and just pulls a Budd Dwyer on national TV, except he uses one of those novelty lighters and just sets his tie on fire, causing him to burst in flames. Sarah Huckabee gets a bucket of what seems to be water, but it's really Everclear left over from Sean Spicer, causing the fire to be worse. Trump is screaming and yelling obscenities, then Mooch throws a blanket on him, except it's made of highly flammable wool. Jared almost saves the day with a fire extinguisher, except the causes some bare wires to become exposed in the ceiling. The fire sets off the sprinkler, dousing out the fire, but soaking Trump and everyone. Electrical current flies from the exposed fire, giving everyone a high voltage electric shock. After all the bodies are crispy browned, there is silence until Barron walks in. He calmly sits down in the Oval Office and smiles. Somehow "Ave Satani" plays from within the room.
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Jul 28, 2017 00:11
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Egbert Souse posted:It would be hilarious if Trump is near impeachment and just pulls a Budd Dwyer on national TV, except he uses one of those novelty lighters and just sets his tie on fire, causing him to burst in flames. Sarah Huckabee gets a bucket of what seems to be water, but it's really Everclear left over from Sean Spicer, causing the fire to be worse. Trump is screaming and yelling obscenities, then Mooch throws a blanket on him, except it's made of highly flammable wool. Jared almost saves the day with a fire extinguisher, except the causes some bare wires to become exposed in the ceiling. The fire sets off the sprinkler, dousing out the fire, but soaking Trump and everyone. Electrical current flies from the exposed fire, giving everyone a high voltage electric shock. After all the bodies are crispy browned, there is silence until Barron walks in. He calmly sits down in the Oval Office and smiles. Somehow "Ave Satani" plays from within the room. That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?
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Sockser posted:That's a hell of an act. What do you call it? The Trump Presidency!
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quote:The United States Senate has voted 98-2 to impose new sanctions on Russia, Iran and North Korea, despite objections from the White House. quote:Having passed through both chambers, it will be sent to President Trump to sign into law. Gee, I wonder if he'll do that.
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/politics/scaramucci-lizza-quotes-ranked/index.html LITERALLY ON CNN. HAHA. LMAO. quote:2. "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock."
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Timeline needs more video games also since November my drinking has increased dramatically, it's frightening.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what's the funniest thing that could happen to trump the dumb fucker actually colluded with russia
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Egbert Souse posted:It would be hilarious if Trump is near impeachment and just pulls a Budd Dwyer on national TV, except he uses one of those novelty lighters and just sets his tie on fire, causing him to burst in flames. Sarah Huckabee gets a bucket of what seems to be water, but it's really Everclear left over from Sean Spicer, causing the fire to be worse. Trump is screaming and yelling obscenities, then Mooch throws a blanket on him, except it's made of highly flammable wool. Jared almost saves the day with a fire extinguisher, except the causes some bare wires to become exposed in the ceiling. The fire sets off the sprinkler, dousing out the fire, but soaking Trump and everyone. Electrical current flies from the exposed fire, giving everyone a high voltage electric shock. After all the bodies are crispy browned, there is silence until Barron walks in. He calmly sits down in the Oval Office and smiles. Somehow "Ave Satani" plays from within the room. Sockser posted:That's a hell of an act. What do you call it? The Aristrocrats!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/890641341226532864 Nice meltdown.
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FuhrerHat posted:all america is babies Oh, please tell me this is the first time you realized that the country is full of whiny loving brats, that if given the chance, wouldn't even wipe themselves if they could get someone else to do it for them. I love watching the FNG getting "broke in".
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nigga crab pollock posted:the dumb fucker actually colluded with russia im gonna engage with a magaman briefly to say that actually it would be way way way funnier if he didn't have anything to do with russia and it's just his woeful, hideous incompetence that made him look at every turn as if he did
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/890641341226532864 lmao he mad
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/890641341226532864 I wouldn't believe it but after a meltdown like that I know it's unquestionably true
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:im gonna engage with a magaman briefly to say that actually it would be way way way funnier if he didn't have anything to do with russia and it's just his woeful, hideous incompetence that made him look at every turn as if he did Until the Jr emails I actually didn't think that Dr. Donald J. Trump, Attorney at Law, was direcrly involved with any collusion but instead was just immensely retarded and oblivious. Now I realize that it's both.
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you know that episode of the simpsons where it's in the future and marge says "Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually I didn't even notice"? The Trump admin is like that, we started off with a bunch of dumb gaffes and minor ridiculousness, and now we're at the point where the president makes the pentagon think he's declaring war on twitter and his communications director goes on the record saying "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock" and it feels like we're still working at the same level and it's only been six months but i swear it feels like his third term already as we move over the event horizon of the singulolity
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ambient robot posted:Someone please assure me that whether or not Bannon sucks his own cock will be recorded in some kind of government archive for future generations to appreciate If it is. Do you think there will be debate over what was meant by that phrase? Kind of like the poo poo we have now with George Washington.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/890641341226532864 Why is hannity defending his ecred on twitter?
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ROFL Octopus posted:I wouldn't believe it but after a meltdown like that I know it's unquestionably true Learning from the best.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:you know that episode of the simpsons where it's in the future and marge says "Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually I didn't even notice"? The Trump admin is like that, we started off with a bunch of dumb gaffes and minor ridiculousness, and now we're at the point where the president makes the pentagon think he's declaring war on twitter and his communications director goes on the record saying "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock" and it feels like we're still working at the same level It's amazing that I'm looking back on the gw bush years thinking "well, at least he had smart - if not remarkably evil - people around him", and at least gw could occasionally string a sentence together quote:singulolity hmbol
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Egbert Souse posted:It would be hilarious if Trump is near impeachment and just pulls a Budd Dwyer on national TV, except he uses one of those novelty lighters and just sets his tie on fire, causing him to burst in flames. Sarah Huckabee gets a bucket of what seems to be water, but it's really Everclear left over from Sean Spicer, causing the fire to be worse. Trump is screaming and yelling obscenities, then Mooch throws a blanket on him, except it's made of highly flammable wool. Jared almost saves the day with a fire extinguisher, except the causes some bare wires to become exposed in the ceiling. The fire sets off the sprinkler, dousing out the fire, but soaking Trump and everyone. Electrical current flies from the exposed fire, giving everyone a high voltage electric shock. After all the bodies are crispy browned, there is silence until Barron walks in. He calmly sits down in the Oval Office and smiles. Somehow "Ave Satani" plays from within the room. Excuse me but wool isn't generally highly flammable. http://www.iwto.org/flame-resistance
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